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"Gone for less than a year, and I return to true chaos within our little world. How quaint. How disgustingly quaint. Have you missed me as much as I have surely missed all of you? Do not answer, it was rhetorical. I would absolutely hate to put a strain on your little granule sized brains. I know my presence was missed. And my my, what villainous beings have crawled out of the depths of the nauseating heaps of trash! Revolting, truly. I thought when I had taken my leave, that I was leaving my little friends in good hands. What disappointingly pathetic excuses have erupted in my absence. What absolute misuse of flesh. But I suppose you had no good examples to model yourselves after, hmmm? What remained, the snake? Ha! Quite impressive, isn't he? Yes yes, I do find that this will need to change immediately. And who better to do such changes than the one who brought you all to your knees in previous times? Sniveling like the loathsome nurslings that you are. In your rightful places. Under me.
I assure you, those who have decided to converge in my time vacancy, that your time has come to halt. I do believe it is time for the little ones to return to their cribs. But do not feel saddened, I vow you.. Your king has returned to take back his rightful place on his throne."

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"Gone for less than a year, and I return to true chaos within our little world. How quaint. How disgustingly quaint. Have you missed me as much as I have surely missed all of you? Do not answer, it was rhetorical. I would absolutely hate to put a strain on your little granule sized brains. I know my presence was missed. And my my, what villainous beings have crawled out of the depths of the nauseating heaps of trash! Revolting, truly. I thought when I had taken my leave, that I was leaving my little friends in good hands. What disappointingly pathetic excuses have erupted in my absence. What absolute misuse of flesh. But I suppose you had no good examples to model yourselves after, hmmm? What remained, the snake? Ha! Quite impressive, isn't he? Yes yes, I do find that this will need to change immediately. And who better to do such changes than the one who brought you all to your knees in previous times? Sniveling like the loathsome nurslings that you are. In your rightful places. Under me.
I assure you, those who have decided to converge in my time vacancy, that your time has come to halt. I do believe it is time for the little ones to return to their cribs. But do not feel saddened, I vow you.. Your king has returned to take back his rightful place on his throne."