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Published: 2014-03-05 05:40:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 629; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 1
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"Gone for less than a year, and I return to true chaos within our little world. How quaint. How disgustingly quaint. Have you missed me as much as I have surely missed all of you? Do not answer, it was rhetorical. I would absolutely hate to put a strain on your little granule sized brains. I know my presence was missed. And my my, what villainous beings have crawled out of the depths of the nauseating heaps of trash! Revolting, truly. I thought when I had taken my leave, that I was leaving my little friends in good hands. What disappointingly pathetic excuses have erupted in my absence. What absolute misuse of flesh. But I suppose you had no good examples to model yourselves after, hmmm? What remained, the snake? Ha! Quite impressive, isn't he? Yes yes, I do find that this will need to change immediately. And who better to do such changes than the one who brought you all to your knees in previous times? Sniveling like the loathsome nurslings that you are. In your rightful places. Under me.I assure you, those who have decided to converge in my time vacancy, that your time has come to halt. I do believe it is time for the little ones to return to their cribs. But do not feel saddened, I vow you.. Your king has returned to take back his rightful place on his throne."
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Archie quivered in the presence of such a cruel being, but he tried to swallow his fear and act brave "what g-gives you the right to be king, huh? I don't see your crown or any subjects!" He held his shaking hand. "You don't even look that powerful!"
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( Haha, thank you. It's good to be back. )
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Edmund: hello again, shadow skink...
(And admin says welcome back!))
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Elijah: *He laughed, lips twitching in a devilish curve as he examined the one opposing him with a slow hum of disapproval.* "Well well, look what the cat dragged in. Hmmm, it's been so long yet it seems that you haven't changed one bit. Tell me, how has it been, hm? Life? Obviously unproductive, seeing as you are still in your silly little rut like you were in my previous visit. Wasting time like always to come visit this little "shadow skink"? If I didn't know better, I'd say that you had a soft spot for me." *He teased, his tail flicking back and forth like a cat's when in play.*
( Haha, thank you very much! )
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Edmund: well, hard to say. A lot of things happened while you're away. Hiding I presume? Hopefully not cuz I don't want to waste my time meeting up with a old fried who can't even fight now. *cautiously walked around elijah, cracking his knuckles*
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Elijah: *He let out a low cackle, each time the other crossed in front of his vision he held the gaze for an uncomfortable amount of time. There was a smile on his thin lips, that showed off his jagged teeth that lay beneath his lips.* Please, my friend. I hardly call our meetings anything of a waste. More like a much delayed reunion. But perhaps you'd be willing to, how you say, put me in my place? Seeing as you are obviously so strong, and must have moves that are far more effective than my own. I hardly see where I'd stand a single change against you, Edmund. *He purred, his cheeks lifted as the smile turned into a sinister grin.*
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Edmund: (this guy's trying to psyche me out...I can feel it) Well, pretty boy... I rather not unless I'm provoked!
But you're right about something, though: I miss our last beating! Ended with a standstill, remember that?! Well, lucky you, I'm a little busy at the moment, so just consider this meeting as a warning: Stay out of my path and don't do your evil thing when I'm around or it's a beating! *touches his gem to ignite himself into a flaming mass shelling his diamond bones*
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{{ Yess it's great to see such an awesome character and admin back in our community! ;v; }}Ā
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( Haha, thank you. I appreciate the warm welcome. )
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Yes! I came across this account and was really sad when I saw it was inactive, its a cool character and your art is awesome!
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( Haha, thanks. I'll try to stick to being a "baddy," for a longer period of time this time. )
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Holysweetbabyjesus.
You're back.
He's back?
You're both back.
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( Haha, I am. Yes, we are both returning. )
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Ahhhh! This is excellent, it was really saddening to see you both disappear like that!
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( Trust me, I was sad to have to leave for such an extended period of time. Hopefully this time around, it will be more of a permanent stay, given that circumstances don't change as drastically as they had before. )
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Well I hope you DO stick around- we're lacking some good bad guys.
that wording. :I
If I recall the last journal from this account... something about a job and a lady friend? Mm, I think. xD no getting a second of either! //shot
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( I can't make any promises, as I can't see immediately into the future. But I will be trying to stay for a good amount of time. Hopefully I can keep to my word, haha! But yes well, the job has been progressing promisingly well, I can't say the same for the lady friend. Such is life, I suppose. )
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): aw, I know that feeling. Two year relationship, dooown the drain (but I really hope for completely different reasons from my own). And gosh, didn't you know? Everybody can see into the future now. Pfft, you've missed out.
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( Oh shit, two years, I don't think I could compare when it comes to the length. You have me beat by a long shot. As for the reasons, I'll have to leave that to another time. But oh Jesus, it seems I have missed so much! I have not even been gone a year and yet everyone has become so advanced! I've been left in the dust, it seems. )
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As wise words go; shit happens, bro.
And yes! You've missed MUCH! We all drive hover cars too.
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( Wise words indeed.
Shit, and I have always wanted a hover car! Seems I'll have to pull a Grand Theft Auto and steal one from one of you. )
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You might get beaten dooooown >:V
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( Ha! I suppose it depends on who I pick as my unlucky victim. )
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;A; leave the innocent children alone!
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( What kind of monster would target children? Let alone target children who own hover crafts? Obviously not me. Of coarse not. Ahem. )
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:I I will be watching you.
and every move you do.
all of them.
//intense stare
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( Well shit. Ruin all of my fun, why don't you? )
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Every step you take!
Every breath you take!
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( You'll be watching me? )
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( Ha! You watch all you please, I will obtain a hover car of my own. )
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V: you must dance for yours.
Dance, little one, dance!
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( What am I, some sort of monkey? IĀ
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It's no request, sonny boy.
mwahahaaa
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( Regardless, you won't be getting dancing out of me! )
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Not even if I make it rain dolla bills?
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( I refuse to holla for the dolla, let alone dance. I'm no stripper. )
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... what about food? Will you do it for food?
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( ... I suppose I will accept food. )
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