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Published: 2013-11-21 01:39:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1535; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 0
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DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!(Admin: Just felt like I should include this =w= No guilt!)
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Admin: What is wrong with you guys!? ;A; You're giving them ideas of how to kill someone!
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Admin: D8......B-bu....America! What about justice and stuff?
*just realized what he did*....Oops.
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(Admin: I'm sorry if I didn't give you guys really good answers...I'm no murderer, so yeah xD I guess I could have done better with Germany's in making it seem like an accident, but I was lazy I guess. =w=
I also want to say that...I do so hope that I'm doing okay with Lithuania's personality. x.x It's definitely new for me.)
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Pffft... Germany, how is poisoning going to look like an accident? XD
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....It was kinda smart though.... Hm...
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N-no! Don't pay any attention to this thing! Just move along~....
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Heh... it was smart though.
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No! It's a very bad idea and will never ever work.
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I'm just saying it was smartly planned. * is totally not planning world destruction nope*
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Yeah... It's okay...
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Admin: Omigush! o0o From Criminal Minds, right???
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Well partially, my sister told me that one. I dont watch Criminal Minds sometimes, because its too much sometimes.
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Admin: Oh, I see. =w= Can't handle it, huh~? I fruking love Criminal Minds...mostly for the characters, though, but sometimes the plots are very interesting. owo
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my mom sure thinks so too ^3^
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Admin: Really? xD Awesome
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Only France, Sweden and Lithunia are normal here?Β
America.....you are not a hero here >_>
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No, I am, I just-...Please just ignore what I said, please!
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No! No, don't pay attention to what I just said!
Vhy? I sink your idea vas brilliant.
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Germany not another word....and I'll ignored what you said America....though no hamburgers for three days
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*mumble* Okay...I can just get my own hamburgers.
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....now i feel sad....you can eat hamburgers just never give advice on murder againΒ
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Nope! Never. Never, never, ever, ever, never, ever.
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Boss...Mister Germany...Ah think y'all need a talk about inappropriate behavior.
Everyone else, good job bein' rational.
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Nein. I'm good.
Y-yes, ma'am.
I am glad you are thinking I am being rational~.
Admin: Russia-baby, I don't think she was counting you. .__.
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Ah ain't afraid ta whack a country, Mister Germany, Ahm just as big as y'all are landmass-wise.
*gives America a long lecture on why aiding murder plots is a bad idea.
...Ah kinda know better than ta try ta explain stuff ta Mister Russia. Β Ahm stubborn, not stupid.
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Hey, you're not-!...Vait... I see...
I understand, ma'am. It won't happen again.
Admin: Lol yeah. xD It would kind of be pointless...or worse. You're good and smart. ;7;
Kolkol.
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...Ah really am, sir.
Good boy, boss.
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Did Germany seriously just give a random person advice on how to kill someone? And America too? O_O WTF
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Yes. Yes I did. Your point?
*mumble* J-just pretend I didn't...
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You know what, Germany? Forget it.
America... this is amazing blackmail material. Thanks. >:] I don't even blackmail people anyway so it's really not a concern for anyone
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No! No, please don't! No! I-I'll deny I ever said that! I will!
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I might use it as blackmail, I might not. You never know. All you can do is hope that I won't. *evil laughter* Someone stop me seriously
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OH OH
bury the body upright because police satallites Β search for about 4-6 foot long holes because thats suspicious
Β and if you bury it under a dead animal the police dogs will dig that up and think it was a false alarm ouo
also dont make the mistake of trying to clean your clothes blood dosnt come out all the way just burn them
Β and when you wipe down the crime scene to get rid of evidence take the victims hands and touch things with them if the scene lacks fingerprints is suspicious
and if you live close to an ocean chop the body up and throw it into the water like you are chumming the water then stay and fish so its not suspicious and you will also be able to say you were fishing the day of the murder and wont be lying
Β and just bury the bones somewhere AWAY from your house
Β iv also heard canada has a lot of space to hide a dead bodyΒ
also it help to kill someone you dont know because you wont be one of the first suspects
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but yeah seriously america? xD
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Admin: o-e.....Y-you know an awful lot about this....
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I can explain
tumblr
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Admin: Iiiinterestiiing~. O3o
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yeah
there are a lot of facts about murder on tumblr
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Admin: That is NOT a good thing . xD
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yeah but you never know you might need to hide a body in the future if you accidentally kill someone or just need ideas for a storyΒ
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Thank you... now I can finally kill Justin bieber... along with some other people.
(Just so no one freaks out and I don't get hunted down by the FBI for some odd reason, I wouldn't actually go and kill anyone...)
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Admin: Oooh~. So THAT'S what this is about? =w= Hehe....awesome. Lol xD
(Nah, I know. =w= It's me who should be worried for I came up with these ideas >w>')
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hahahah yeah. XD
(Well, in that case we're on the same level. XD)
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(Admin: Oh. Good. ;w; Lol xD)
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