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Published: 2012-01-15 02:22:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1132; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 2
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I come back and this is what I'm asked.Dude.
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Aw, damnit.. 
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Oh my god dude!! DX Now I no how you feel!
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I'm so sorry for... you know... making fun of you and spreading all those bad rumors about you. And... uh... convincing that girl to take those pictures. And then posting them on the Internet... LOOK I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF!!!
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pfft. what about tracy?! didn't you bang her or something?
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I think the answer is yes. Yes he is a virgin BECAUSE HE AVOIDED THE QUESTION!
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...Well, ARE YOU???
I think you're avoiding the question on purpose.
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OMGOMGOMG!!
...
...Who's Tracy?
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his girlfriend for a time. i think she dumped him though....
must not be good at sex. xD
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haha.
Kyle's too embarrassed to tell the truth.
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yah. you should get wendy to get stan to ask kyle and relay it back to wendy to you to me. lol cartman would beg for that info!
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GREAT IDEA! XD
(a few phone calls later)
Blah.
Wendy said Stan's being a "good best friend" and won't tell her. Then she went on and on about how thoughtful he is about not telling people.
YOU should pick up some manipulation skills from Cartman and pull it out of Kyle.
Pass it back to me.
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like HELL kyle will tell me. cartman's deemed as my best friend, why the fuck would kyle tell me ANYTHING? besides he told his "super best friend" everything already. blehm.
why are they such hermits?!
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Aren't you still, like, one of his best friends. SBF or no?
Because you HAVE to have at least ONE person to tell EVERYTHING to.
Mine's Wendy. ^^ Who's yours?
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like hell i'm SBFs with kyle. he clearly told his mom he doesn't even like me!!! when i had chicken pox too!! the actual fuck?!
and i'd sooner tell everything to butters than cartman....
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blah. Boys are so confusing. And sorry about all that. No offence, but you're friends can be real assholes.
Butters is a real pushover. He'd probably keep it. More then Cartman would.
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BOYS are confusing? BOYS?! are you fuckin kidding me?! girls are fuckin' jigsaw puzzles!
and i know my friends can be assholes. i've been friends with them since pre-k.
exactly my point.
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Yeah, but girls TRY to be that way. It's just to confuse you. And also boys never pick up signals. That's your problem.
See, girls can have nice friends. ^^
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.... that's bullcrap! you and wendy are like best friends and still go at it!
you two are the female versions of kyle and stan, i swear to god. .-.
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...go at it? What?
haha. That's what my friends say. But there's nothing wrong with having a best friend.
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like you and wendy don't fight?! i can count the times bebe, i can count the times.
.-. unless you're best friend is cartman, then there's EVERYTHING wrong with having a best friend... at all...
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...shut up. *averts eyes* We always forgive each other at the end. AND THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!
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Well, this is CARTMAN we're talking about. You can't really expect to have a good friendship with him. Doesn't he rip on you CONSTANTLY about being poor?
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dude. you just got pwned by "poor boy" here. lol.
and yes. .-. like kyle and i constantly rip on him for being such a fatass.
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Dude.
Do not call youself 'Poor Boy'.
It's not a cute nickname. Trust me.
Everybody does. He's such an ass to everyone, it's hard to be nice to that little fucker. >=\
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aha. i guess it's just grown on me. :/ i mean it's truthful, at least... unlike cartman's "fag" comments.
is there EVEN A WAY to be nice to his fatass? .-.
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Yeah, I sure hope so...
Man, that'd suck to have a nickname like that tagged on you. I'm sorry. That's gotta suck.
I've tried, there's not. Millions of people (fangirls) would love to disagree though.
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i don't need sympathy, bebe. i honestly don't. :/
fangirls?! that fatass has fangirls?!?!
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Yeah, sorry
oops
Well then just forget I mentioned it.
EVERYONE has fangirls.
Besides, look up "Cartman" on DA and you'll become bombarded with fangirl crap. In all of the picture he looks (god forbid)... cute. Blech. XP
(Oh, btw, ur making out with him in half of them) XD
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!
Fangirls and I'M MAKING OUT WITH HIM!!! Un-fucking-acceptable!!!
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haha. You're SURPRISED???
some people think up the weirdest (grossest) things...
Hey, I'm paired up with Wendy in every other picture. Hell embarrassing.
DOES ANYONE KNOW I'M DATING CLYDE!!!!!! NOT A LESBIAN PEOPLE!!!!!!!
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hell yeah i'm surprised!!!
lawls. lesbians are hot bebe. you should try being with wendy. xD
and how's clyde holdin' up?
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Well, I'm not.
SHUT UP!!! That's gross. Keep your lesbo playboy magazines and leave me out of it!
Clyde is GREAT for your information. We're perfectly happy. He buys me plenty of shoes! >= (
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fuck that!
awww. not gonna try? not even for me.
glad to know you found someone who will actually bend to your will and buy you all the pretty, pretty shoes you want.
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ikr!!! It's like keep your disgusting pairing pictures in your heads! Why on earth don't people just stick to the
pairing we pick for ourselves????
Soooo lame.
N-No! You're not tempting me. No matter how many winky faces you use to try to woo me!
We're the perfect pair! + / =
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that... cannot be more true....
awww. please? just once? 
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*Shutting my eyes*
I can't see your winky faces from hell!!!
NO NONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT KISSING WENDY!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!! DX
{{{You know, bebe has a dare open. You can dare her to do aaaanything.
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fine. you're so stubborn. and winky face from hell?! what's that supposed to mean?
{{clicked and dared xD}}
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Well, it's like if I asked u to kiss Cartman because i thought it was hot. But u should be thankful I don't, beacuse it's disgusting.
But it's the same concept!
Uh... N- Nothing! 
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how is it the same concept?! i'd never kiss that fatass... i'd rather kiss butters!
for now it's done. xD
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Oh yeah, and you're kissing Butters in a lot of them too. Just saying.
Now that pairing's kinda cute. 
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what... in the shit....
i admit it's adorable... but me and butters?! really?!
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Seeeee? And what's wrong with it?? You, the kinky perv, and butters, the innocent cute. It's magical, really! XD
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.... because! i may be bisexual, but hell no i'm not dating anyone in south park. EVER AGAIN!! not after stacy.
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Oh... =?
What happened with Stacy?? Who's she?
she can't be that important if I don't know who she is.
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she wasn't. stacy was my girlfriend... until she gave me a bj and gave me syphilis.
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I thought that was Tammy.
... how many Bjs have u had?
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tammy. stacy. whoever! the bitch gave me syphilis.
and wouldn't you like to know.
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Oh such a gentleman. -_-
Guh...
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