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Published: 2014-01-07 15:59:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 1632; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 4
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Romano: Dammit...this is such an awkward question..
Russia: I'm blushing so much~
((This question is so old that the person who asked it is banned XD ))
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Judging from the reaction I am going to guess one of them missed the target by a mile...Β
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Russia: *Slowly raises his hand* I don't want to talk about it...
Romano: He got better, eventually. But he fucking sucked the first time
Russia: I didn't know what I was doing back then, don't blame me!Β
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Was not anticipating a reply but alright- wait you said "Eventually." That's so cruel Romano XD
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Romano: It's not cruel if it's true.
Russia: *Pouts* Then I can say you don't know how to foreplay...
Romano: Grr...
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What's foreplay? o.o
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Romano: ... *Pushes Russia forward* You said it first.
Russia: W-wait, I don't want to explain it!Β
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Romano don't imply that you don't know what this is. I'm the only clueless one here.
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Romano: I fucking know what it is, Russia is the one who brought it on himself.
Russia: I'm not explaining.
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Romano please explain o u o
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Per favore? *big eyes*
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Romano: I said no and I mean it, dammit!
Russia: Don't be rude~
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*teary eyes* b-but...
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Romano: No buts, you don't need to know. *Grumbles*
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*sniffles* what if someone tells me it means something else and t-takes advantage of me though... all because you didn't t-tell me I got h-hurt.... *hurt innocent expression*
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Romano: Ah crap, come on don't start crying!
Russia: Now look what you've done, Roma~
Romano: Shut up! It's your fault for mentioning it!
Russia: Well I thought she knew!
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*starts weeping and curls up in the corner*Β
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Romano: Abort mission, dammit!
Russia: What mission? *Tilts head*Β
Romano: It was a damn joke! *Groans* Foreplay is theΒ sexual activity that two people do before sex. There! That's it! Now shut up!
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Yay! Thank you for telling me! I left you a crate of tomatoes as thanks!Β
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Romano: Where? *Looks around, eager*Β
Russia: *Giggles*
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*points to the large crate of big fresh tomatoes*
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Romano: *Rushes over to the crate and digs into the tomatoes*
Russia: Ah...typical of him~
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Spain got him on that tomato addiction and spoiled him too much.
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Russia: Da...
Romano: *Comes back carrying the whole crate, setting it down in front of him* Damn, that's a lot.
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I almost broke my back getting that off the truck. Be thankful.
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Romano: It wasn't that bad. *Noms a tomato*
Russia: Could I have one~?
Romano: Eh...sure.
Russia: *Takes a tomato and noms it too*
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That's cause you have muscles. I'm just a noodle.
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Russia: A noodle?
Romano: Referring to muscle mass, duh...
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The mass I lack in this case.Β
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Russia: What can you lift? *Finishes his tomato quickly*Β
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My mountainous pile of paperwork.
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Russia: I see~Β
Romano: ... *Chews his tomato*
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The papers crushed me.
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Russia: ...Uhm...how?
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They fell off the stack and i was buried alive. I even got a papercut.
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Russia: Just one papercut?
Romano: Damn, how much paperwork do you do?
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Take the way Germany works on his papers 24/7 excluding weekends for me. Times it by three.
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Russia: That sounds like a lot!
Romano: No shit, Russia.
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You guys are so cute, can I take a picture?
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Russia: Oh..uhm, sure~
Romano: *Suspicious* ...What do you plan to use the picture for?
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Phone background? Do I look like England or France spreading rumors because I have no life-
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Romano: I can't be sure considering I don't know who the fuck you are.
Russia: I'm okay with it~
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Well seeing as I haven't jumped you like so rabbid fangirl foaming at the mouth and going "OH MAI GAWD IT'S ROMANO HASHTAG SEXY ITALIAN HAVE MAI BABEHS CAUSE U SO KAWAIIDESU" or something like that.
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Romano: *Blinks, backing up a bit*Β
Russia: Aha...true...
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... Yeah, I'm pretty calm don't ya think? Besides, If I wanted to do something devious I would have done so after you explained Foreplay and you ran and got the crate.
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Romano: Now you're creeping me out.
Russia: *Tilts head*
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I'm being rational and realistic, there are many many worse out there. Believe me, they scare me more than Belarus scares Russia.
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Romano: Eh...fair enough.
Russia: *Shivers a bit*Β
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Anyhow, I hope the two of you prosper in your love... ^-^ or whatever Romano wants to call it.
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