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AskAlty — Assassin's Delivery 'Service'
Published: 2012-11-02 05:50:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 852; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 4
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JESUS CHRIST MAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE ONLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, WHY CAN'T YOU DELIVER IT YOURSELF. NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO RIP WANTED POSTERS OF YOURSELF OFF THE WALLS, BRIBE TOWN CRIERS, HIRE A PRINT SHOP, AND CLIMB EVERY BUILDING LIKE THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA TO WALK ONE END OF TOWN TO THE OTHER WITHOUT GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE....but I deliver them anyway. I didn't feel like dealing with Paul Revere so I spent a while liberating most of Boston and climbing viewpoints.
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Second frame *sighs*
Why do they attack you for simply walking right past them in New York if they are in front of a church? The civilians do it all the time but heavens forbid if a guy who looks like he may be equipped for heavy duty hunting walks by possibly on his way to the general store.
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Did this person steal your art or is he/she another account of yours?
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He look so proud of himself at the end 
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