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*picks up key* hmmm I wonder where this could go? *puts key in pocket* I'll keep it safe in my pocket. *looks at you falling down the stairs* ....Ouch. That has got to hurt.
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*pulls herself up on her hands and knees, shaking her head to clear it*
Ouchhhhh...
*her eyes open wide, then she begins scrambling around for something on the ground, ignoring all the other fallen items*
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*give you key* Is this what you are looking for?
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*lightly screams and snatches the key from you instantly*
*looks up at you, then back down*
Th-thanks...
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Your welcome Bebe! *offers hand* You need help?
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*eyes widen and that actually means something to her*
*"reluctantly" takes your hand and let's you help her up.*
Thanks pip...
*realizes she just said thanks to pip, TWICE, and actually touched with her hand*
*angry, she points her finger threateningly in his face*
I'll let you stay here with me and help me pick up my books if you don't tell ANYONE what went on here today!!
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Right-O. That would be lovely.
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[oof my skills are a tad rusty but here i am doing a thing anyways]
Normally, you wouldn't find a goth kid walking around the school hallways, but yesterday, Dylan's mom threatened to ground him without any cigarettes until his grades went back up, so he would here he was now, on his way to class. The halls were nearly empty, so it was almost silent as he walked the hallways, almost at his class, until he heard a loud scream and a thump following it. The voice was familiar, so familiar he automatically knew who it was. He walked towards the stairs where the noise came from, looking down them and seeing Bebe in a pile with her school materials.
"Nice going."
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Bebe, embarrassed anyway to have even fallen in the first place, turned a bright red instantly after hearing a... Certain-someone's voice. She slowly looked up, shamefully, hoping it was just her imagination.
Of coarse, it wasnt.
Dylan was standing over her, looking down in what she could only see as disappointment. Trying to capture the shreds of her pride, bebe sat up, pulling the stuff that came down with her together.
"Shut up, Dylan. I just fell. There's nothing strange about it."
She gathered everything together into one neat stack, then scooched over to her still secret boyfriend. When he made no move to offer a hand to help her up, she coughed obnoxiously, trying to draw a hint.
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Dylan had already made his way down the stairs, staring down at Bebe when she sat up.
"You can't pretend like it didn't happen."
He shrugged as she gathered her stuff on the floor, clearly not intending to help out in the least. He never did, and it wasn't going to change now.
"Got a bit of a cough there. Might wanna see the doctor."
He ignored her obvious attempt to get his help, and instead glanced over at the clock on the wall. "Yeah, I'm gonna be late to class. Gotta go." He began walking back up the stairs without helping her up.
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Bebe probably should've expected that, but of coarse she didnt. But instead of throwing a fit, she just sighed it off and scrambled to her feet, grabbing all her stuff together. She walked quickly to catch up with Dylan, then continued to walk by him.
"Hey, you want-" the first thing that came to mind was to ask him to walk her to class. But she knew after enough experiences that he wouldn't go out of his way to assist her. But she guesses she can put up with that. "-me to walk you to your class? It's not often we get to walk to class together... And you know a lot of people do that..."
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I don't like this. I love this! Make more please!
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*Richie is walking up the stairs minding his own business when suddenly out of nowhere Bebe trips and falls down the stairs, Richie looks up just in time....dramatic pause...in slo mo....for Bebe to fall on top of him. *transition to normal speed*
Oooh my head * he notices Bebe on top of him* I've always wanted girls to fall for me but this is ridiculous.
*the audience boos at Richie's corny joke* ((Go on throw a tomato at him.))
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[/throws a tomato at richie]
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((Takes another tomato to the face)) Nice shot Dracula why don't you add insult to injury while your at it.
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My name's not Dracula.
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And I'm not Fats Domino It's called Sarcasm Nosebleed you should try it sometime.
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{{{Oh my hang on I like this.}}}
*bebe stands up, ignoring the Richie's statement, but feeling awkward at the crowd's booing*
*dramatically looks down at her bare feet*
*with pauses and over-dramatic emotion* Oh... no! My SHOES! I. am. Bebe, and I cannot live. without my- shoes!!!
*audience boos louder, and Bebe's hit with a tomato to the eye*
Ouch! Watch it! >=T
*this only inspires more tomatos, and Richie and Bebe are both hit with them*
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Ow Hey Watch it *Richie holds up a textbook for protection as the tomatoes continue to bombard him and Bebe* watch the hair man *the tomato's stop Richie and Bebe lower their guard and to their relief it seems the audience has run out of tomatoes*
It's okay Doll I think their out *a big juicy one hits Richie rights in the face.*
Cartman: Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *Richie scowls at Cartman and wipes the tomato off his face.
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*holds in her laughter at richie's face and misfortune, but when he wipes it off his face, it's accidentally flipped into hers*
*growling, she wipes it off her face*
You ass, richie! I thought we were in this together!!
*pushes him down into the pile of splattered tomatoes, getting the back of his clothes covered in it*
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Hey What's the big idea? *stands up and brushes the tomato off his letter jacket accidently getting it on her legs and feet*
What did I do? *wipes some out of his hair*
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*growls with anger* I... hate you... *jumps on top of him, trying to bang his head against the floor, but failing almost pathetically*
Do. You. Know. How. Hard. It. Is. To. Get. Tomatos. Out. Of. Clothes?
*Shakes you harder*
DO YOU???
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*Shakes her off.* You act like your only one who's got laundry problems? I've had this Jacket since 61 and now it's redder than that rag I found in Mom's waste basket when I was 6.
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YEAH BUT YOU'RE A GUY AND YOU'RE STRAIGHT YOU DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR CLOTHING OR HOW YOU LOOK!!
THIS IS ABSOLUTE HELL FOR ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA
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YEAH YEAH YEAH I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR BEBE WHY DON'T YOU JUST CALL YOUR MOM TELL HEAR YOU BROKE A NAIL SHE'S BOUND TO BRING THE CAVALRY!!!!
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OH LIKE HELL I WOULD CALL MY MOM SHE"D GROUND ME FOR A MONTH FOR GETTING ALL THIS SHIT ALL OVER MY CLOTHING!!!
*another tomato flies over and hits her in the face*
Okay... can we find a way out of here and argue about this later? I'm not keen on getting hit by any more... they smell REALLY bad...
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YEAH YOUR RIGHT THAT LAST ONE SMELLED WORSE THAN JEANNIE'S FOOT FUNGUS!!!! *takes off his letter jacket and puts it over her head like a gentleman.* COME ON LET'S MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SPLIT. *Leads her away from the crowd.*
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Ah thanks. *pulls jacket over herself protectingly*
*sighs dramatically* Thank god we're away from all those crazy people.
How did we even get into this mess? *wipes some of the tomato off her shirt*
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I don't know I think it's like when Bunny Rabbit tried to get Captain Kangaroo to say Ping Pong Balls! *Suddenly Ping pong balls rain down on Bebe and Richie.* "And down they come!
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*screams* RICHIE WHAT DID YOU DO??? *uses jacket to cover herself from the ping pong balls* IF YOU KNEW THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT??
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I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY? IT WAS JUST A RUNNING GAG FROM A SHOW I USED TO WATCH AS A KID EVERY TIME CAPTAIN KANGAROO WOULD SAY PING PONG BALLS! *The balls rain down again this time accompanied by a laugh track.* WHO IS DUMPING PING PONG BALLS! *It happens again.* WHERE IS THAT LAUGH TRACK COMING FROM?
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*sighs dramatically and pulls you into another room, where she hopes there isn't a person standing over them with a dumpload of ping pong balls*
JUST STOP SAYING... *looks up* ... that word....
You really never learn, do you? You just have to act like everything is normal, and the scenario will act accordingly. It's only responding to us because we're freaking out.
*sighs, calming herself down* Now, we're in the cafeteria, so I'm going to get some food like it's a normal day. *smiles mockingly at Richie*
*walks towards the lunch line and gets a flying pie in the face, shot from offscreen*
...
*clenches her fists, shaking with anger*
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Oh yeah I forgot it's banana cream pie Tuesday today isn't it?
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*growls at you* this is NOT the time for jokes, Richie!!! *takes a handful of pie from her face and throws it at you*
I've got banana pie in my hair, which is the WORST TYPE OF PIE by the way,
And I am just... UGH not in the mood!
So i used up my ideas, you got any good ones, hot shot? *growling*
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Actually I think I'm tapped out I'm gonna to the boys room and rinse this pie off. *He is suddenly sprayed with seltzer water.* Pah Pah pah patooie!!!Never mind I'm just wipe myself off.
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What was that weird phrase you just said?
Pah Pah Pah patooie??
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I had some seltzer in my mouth. *suddenly a fan load of packing pellets blows onto them.*
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SH-SHIT!! DUCK!! *scrunches down and covers face with your jacket*
*pulls you down and covers you with the jacket too*
WHAT DO WE DO?? YOU SEEM TO BE THE EXPERT AT THIS or at least you're unnaturally calm...
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I don't know it seems that ever since you tripped down the stairs it's seems like someone's been having a a big tickle at our expense. *Suddenly Richie feels a tickling sensation all over his body.* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cut it out Bebe!
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*looks at you, one eyebrow raised*
I'm not doing anything, why are you laughing...
*watches you and steps away* Like, are you okay? You're starting to like freak me out a little bit...
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I don't know suddenly I feel ticklish all over ha ha ha ha help me Bebe! *He rolls around on the floor his eyes full fo tears and his cheeks blushing red. *Suddenly the tickling sensation hits Bebe.*
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*shivers at the uncomfortable sensation*
What- What the Hah- What the fuck??
Hahahahahaha!!! OMG!!
What is this?? *Falls to her knees, trying to scratch at the feeling, but it doesn't go away, only intensifies*
hahaha!! What- *breath*
is- Is this hahah!! is this from one of your movies too..?
*bursts into laughter*
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I swear I didn't know anything about any of this ha ha ha ha ha Oh man no more no more. *He rolls on the floor laughing.*
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*crawls over to you, laughing hystarically*
W-well.., let's try this!
*looks at where you're grasping/being tickled, and punches you right there*
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OW What's the beef? *notices the tickling sensation has stopped.* Hey it worked.
*He looks at Bebe who's still laughing.* But what am I going to do about you? My Mom always said never to hit girls.
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*falls over, laughing* Just punch it already!! Dammit Richie if you can't even do this for me than- *cuts off, breaking into laughter*
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