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AskBubbleLee — How many Unicorns does it take to Fix a Lightbulb?

Published: 2020-07-31 13:14:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 12923; Favourites: 71; Downloads: 14
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    After dealing with a day shift of multiple customers walking in and out, and getting slight lectures from Mr. Aster about mixing experimental concoctions in the shop that create insufferable odors, Annie wasted no time in getting back to campus for a quick rest before carrying on with her plans. Before getting caught by her employer that she was making unauthorized potions, Annie had to make new plans with her secret client, Sunstreak, to now meet in her campus dorm. In her head, it didn’t sound like much of a big deal. He could get his potion, and she still got a bit hefty lunch out of it. Sounded way better than a cup of noodles every day.


    With the next meeting planned for weeks ahead, now was the time to get some quality time with her twin brother, Daniel, while also getting a good chance to get better acquainted with his new coltfriend, Singe. The sudden visit was a bit of a shock, especially when Daniel showed up unannounced outside her dorm, having been traveling with a carnival for a few months now while on Medical Leave for an injury. Oh, but let’s not forget, he also pulled a disappearing act to go fight non-reformed changeling drones!


Annie: *whimper* You’re a trainwreck, Danny…! If I’m not allowed to try out potions with you, you shouldn’t be allowed to go seeking out trouble..


    Remembering that there was zero chances of getting a free lunch out of Sunstreak this time, Annie shuffled her hooves out of the dorm and to the nearest fast food place to pick up cheap hay burgers and fries to bring back for herself and Midnight Mural, her current dorm roomate. The line in the restaurant was almost unbearable, making the time move faster to the point it was almost night time when she finally exited with her greasy comfort food.


Letting out a sigh, Annie unlocked her dorm, set the hamburgers on the kitchen counter and headed straight for the couch, not noticing until it was too late that her roommate was snoozing under the covers as she plopped right on top of her.


Midnight: *SQUEAKS* Oh sweet gumdrops… you are so boney! *whines*


Annie: AAAH! *scrambles to stand up* Why are you on the couch again, you have a bed?! *exhales* Are you okay..?!


Midnight: *pulls back the blankets and squints at her* It’s called a Power Nap, you should try it sometime.. *sits up and rubs her fluffy mane* I’m okay… you okay? You look exhausted.


Annie: *whiiiiines and sits on the coffee table* I got busted at work for making that sleeping potion for that client I told you about… Mr. Aster was pretty mad..


Midnight: *gets up and stretches her arm* Oof, your boss is kind of a stick in the mud…. You still got paid right? *as she stretches her back* ….. Are those hayburgers? *eyeing the to-go bag*


Annie: *plops onto the couch to groan into her pillow* Ugh, yeah, I still got paid.. It was way too close of a call, too. Danny showed up today with his coltfriend and they wanted to check out where I worked.. If it weren’t for the potion resources, they might’ve seen him…


Midnight: *mouth full of burger* R’mind me again why ‘at’s a bad thing? *swallows* You make it sound like you are having an affair~ We’re still talking about that older, scarred hunk you invited to the dorm, right?


Annie: *looks up and pouts* That’s one way to put it I guess, but not exactly. *rolls onto her back* My family, ESPECIALLY Danny, don’t have a good history with my client.. It ended in a lot of fighting, and if Danny ever saw him near ME? He’d claw his face off for good! I don’t want anymore violence like that, it just makes us look like…. Like…!


Midnight: … Like those racist stereotypes? Yeah I get it. Well you don’t have to worry about me blabbing, I’ll keep your little affair secret~


Annie: Eeew… *sticks her tongue out* But thanks, heheheh.~ Oh! By the way, my brother’s coltfriend? He’s a carnival performer and he gave me a few tickets for us.~ You like Cotton Candy and Funnel cakes?~


Midnight: *ears spring up* UH YES?!! I’ve never been to a carnival before? Can we go? Please please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! *bounces up and down*


Annie: Hmmmm. *squints at her* Eat some actual food first. *points to the hayburgers* And did you get any studying done last night? 


Midnight: *shoves the rest of her burger in her mouth and nods* MMHMM! Ah got tah pro’et done an’ ev’er’thung. HACK! *coughs from eating too fast*


Annie: Eeeew, Midniiiiight, chew your food first! Heheheh! *uses magic to clean Midnight’s face with a napkin*


Midnight: *coughs and swallows* PHEW… hehehe thanks~ If we are going to go, we should probably head out soon before You-Know-Who tries to talk you into another date.


Annie: Yeah, you’re probably right… I’ll eat on the way. *grabs her burger and heads for the door*


Midnight: *dumps the rest of her fries in her mouth* UUUUGH such salty greasy goodness~


Annie: Hrmmm, maybe you should be careful about the sweets when we get there. You might upset your stomach. You’re like a bottomless pit. *boops Midnight’s stomach*


Midnight: Pfft, you worry too much. I ate nothing but the fruits of nature for a year. My stomach is practically steal lined by now~


Annie: Okaaaay, but if you need some ginger root, I always carry some in my pockets. *locks up the room* Now let’s hurry, I don’t wanna miss the shows!


After making sure they weren’t being followed by a noisy purple stallion, the two mares made their way to the main park in the center of Ponyville that was lit up by dazzling lights and sounds of laughter. After turning in the tickets she got from Singe, Annie and Midnight made their way through through the entry way and through the booths of games and prizes. 


Midnight: *eyes sparkle* Oooh, if I knew there were going to be games here I would have brought more money! 


Annie: *giggles* The last thing you need is to blow all your bits on carnival games.


Midnight: But look at that giant inflatable hammer?!! And that giant oversize cowboy hat and-- Oh my goddesses.. Annie.. Annie! Look at the GIANT Bunny plushie! It is literally bigger than you are! I could sleep on that thing! *tail wiggles*


Annie: *stares wide eyed* W-where would we even put that thing?!


Midnight: I could SLEEP on it! Like, get rid of my bed! It would be like sleeping in a blissful fluffy hug~


Annie: Hmmmm…. It is pretty cute… Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. *starts reaching for her wallet*


???: *pats Annie’s and Midnight’s shoulders* Uh, trust me, it’s not worth it. That doll has been there for yeaaaars, hehehe~ Pretty sure it’s molded…


Annie: *eyebrows furrow and tucks her wallet away* No way in Tartarus Heck, Midnight..


Midnight: *SQUEAKS and stares* Uuh… Hi? Stranger danger?


Annie: *snickers* It’s okay, Midnight. This is Danny’s coltfriend I told you about. Hey Singe!


Singe: *grins* Glad you could make it~ Nice to meet you, Midnight was it? *extends his hand to shake*


Midnight: *stares at his bare chest* Uuuh…… W-what exactly do you do here, hehe.. Heh..? *cheeks pink*


Singe: *ears perk* Annie didn’t tell you? I’m a performer under the Big Tent! You guys are coming to the show right? Danny is already at the tent helping some of the stage hands prep.


Annie: We wouldn’t miss it, heheh!  We’ll go there first before trying out any rides.


Singe: *nods* Awesome! I can show you the way. After the show maybe we can hang out and go on some rides together! I can give you a premium tour~ *with a wink* 


Midnight: *looks at Annie and griiiins* Premium huh? Wonder what all that entails?


Annie: *raises an eyebrow* I highly doubt Danny likes to share, Midnight. 


Midnight: *pouts* You are no fun…


Singe: *cringes and looks away* Hehe.. well here is the tent, I have to go prep for my show or my boss will be on my ass.. Hope you enjoy the show~


Annie: I’m sure we will-- AACK! *falls on her face, on top of what looks like a little girl* Oh! I-I’m so sorry, I didn’t notice you there! Are you okay, little filly..? Where’s your mom?


Mari: *lifts her head and glares* Little FILLY?!


Midnight: *fluffs up* Oh shit sticks, I think that’s a grown ass mare… She’s so tiny! Look at that pretty little dress, she’s like a doll!


Singe: *stares and sweats* Oh, I wouldn’t call her a--


Mari: EXCUS EH MOI?! I am NOT a doll, nor am I a little filly.. The nerve!


Annie: *stands up* So so sorry, I just-- You kinda snuck up on me and- ….. Uh…. *looking directly down at Mari, being much taller than Daniel* Uuuuuuh.. *fluffs*


Singe: *gently intervenes* Come on Mari, it was just an accident…. No need to be huffy because your coltfriend couldn’t come visit, hehehe! 


Mari: *shoots a glare* Are these friends of yours? You seem to know a lot of young college girls for being a taken stallion…


Singe: Oye… That’s Daniel’s twin sister and her roommate, cut me some slack!


Mari: *looks Annie up and down* …………. I do not see the resemblance.. At least Damion and his asshole of a brother look related..


Annie: Weeeell, Fraternal twins don’t share resemblance, that’s only Identical twins, heheh. So a large difference is expected..~ *tail twitches nervously*


Mari: *squints before shrugging* I guess that is true.. I suppose I am used to Danny not taking my uh…. What is the word….. Not be such a doormat. Help me…


Midnight: Uh.. bitchy?


Mari: *waves hand* Close enough. Danny is more bitchy and talks back. I apologize, I wasn’t aware you are more sensitive..


Annie: I-I’m not that sensitive..!


Daniel: *sneaks up behind her* Boo…


Annie: AAAAH!!! *jumps onto Midnight*


Midnight: *use to it by now, patting Annie’s back* There there…


Annie: HrmmMMMMM! *looks back at Daniel with a frizzled tail* You’re too quiet on your hooves! It’s only funny when we do it to other ponies!


Daniel: *tail wags* I couldn’t resist..~ *pats Annie’s back* I just came looking for… Ah, yes, right here.. *walks over to Mari and scoops her up* Junior is asking for more hustle..


Mari: *huffs* See! This is what I mean by bitchy! *folds her arms*


Singe: *rolls his eyes* Junior can wait a few extra minutes, it’s not gonna kill him.


Daniel: I agree, but less we have to listen to him braying at us, the better..


Annie: *tilts her head* “Junior”?


Daniel: He is the son of the stallion this carnival is named after.. And just like his father, he can be an ass..


Annie: *looks over the three of them and smirks* Well, with help like you three, I can see why.~


Daniel: *bleps at her* Meh..


???: *loudly behind Daniel* I asked you to fetch my performers, not get distracted! What is taking you so long? We have a show that needs to start soon and I’m missing half of my performers!


Daniel: *jumps and turns around, holding Mari up like she’s a weapon* Bloody hell..!!!


Annie: *fluffs up*  Uh-... He was just saying hi..! *smiles nervously*


Singe: Yeah, lay off man. It’s not like you can start the show without us~


Junior: *stares at Singe* Seeing that you were gone for a week straight, I don’t know how accurate that statement is.. If you don’t want to press your luck and see how long we can really go without a firedancer, I’d suggest you get your tailfeathers inside… *with a growl*


Singe: *fluffs but stays quiet* … Sheesh, you are going to hold that over my head forever, aren’t you..


Junior: Less talking, more walking. All of you. *opening the tent to let the performers inside*


Daniel: *grumbles and slings Mari over his shoulder to go inside* Yes, Madam… 


Junior: Says the stallion in the dress… *looks to Annie and Midnight* .. Sorry you two had to see that...


Annie: *waves her hand* No no it’s okay, heheh! I know from personal experience Danny can be a bit… Moody. 


Junior: *grumbles* That is putting it very lightly.. I have to go now, I hope you two enjoy the show..


Annie: Thanks, heheh. Really looking forward to it, this is our first time to a carnival..~ *tail wags*


Junior: *puts on a smile* Well, I promise it’s an experience you won’t likely forget~ *takes of his hat and bows a little before going under the tent*


Annie: *starts walking for the audience entrance, exhaling* Yeesh, that was a bit rough. I didn’t know showponies could get so demanding and stressed out like that.. We probably should’ve just gone for our seats, maybe we did distract…


Midnight: *following her with a bag of popcorn* Huh? Oh I wasn’t paying attention, there is literally a concession stand on every corner! This is rad!.... Popcorn? *offers her bag*


Annie: *ears spring up* When did you get that? *takes some and noms, looking down the rows for a few seats*


Midnight: While you were making googly eyes at the tall, dark and moustachio~ *eyebrow wiggles*


Annie: *pouts* I was being polite. He sounded pretty mad. And he said that Singe skipped out on work for a whole week! I can kinda get why he was upset..


Midnight: Dude, you are waaaaay too empathic. Maybe he just has pre show jitters. With that costume he was wearing, I’m sure he’s another performer of some kind.


Annie: Maybe. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with empathy, heheh! Great grandma always says that extending a little extra kindness could brighten somepony’s day.~


Midnight: *nods* Makes sense honestly…. Oh, the lights are dimming, I think they are going to start! *munches popcorn*


Annie: Oh, sweet! *scoots into a seat*


As the lights dimmed a spot light lit on center stage as the same mule unicorn from before stepped out and gave his speech about “the greatest show in Equestria” before introducing himself as the ringmaster. Act after spectacular act, the tent was filled with laughter and gasps of awe as a troop of clowns tumbled over themselves and pulled hilarious gags and tricks on the ringmaster, followed by a griffin beast tamer with a real life Manticore who jumped through hoops and rolled over on her back for belly scratches. Eventually the two mares saw a familiar freckled face as Singe took the center stage and lit his torches on fire and started juggling them and spinning them in the air….. Until suddenly with a loud fizzle and POP, the spot light went out and the whole tent was shrouded with darkness, with Singe’s torches the only light source.


Midnight: …. Is this supposed to happen?


Annie: I don’t think so? Didn’t sound like it… *sniffs the air* Ugh, smells like a burnt out bulb.. It’s pretty bad too.


Midnight: Well.., so much for the show I guess…


But as the audience started to grumble and complain, a bright flash of fire filled the center staged as spinning batons glowed bright and illuminated the room. The crowd cheered and applauded at the spectacular light show as Singe was able to “draw” shapes with the light, before finishing off the performance by blowing a puff of fire at the audience, like a dragon, close enough that they could feel the heat on their faces. By the time that Singe was done, a second light flickered on and Singe gave his bow before exiting stage to let Marionette and the acroBATs take over. 


Annie: Whooooa, that was so cool! And he didn’t catch fire either, heheh! Nice save on the black out.


Midnight: Woohoo! No kidding! I didn’t know he was a hippodrake too.. 


Annie: He’s not, Singe told me he was part Hippogriff. Reason for the butt feathers, snrk!


Midnight: Oooh, cool so that's why-- WOOAAH That little mare from before is a pretzel!! Oooh Ow! How.. How is she doing that?! *cringes* it looks so painful...


Annie: *stares wide eyed and tilts her head* I didn’t think that was anatomically possible…! How is her spine not broken?!


Midnight: *stares with mouth open* Mother of Celestia…… Oh.. there she goes.. As if bending your body in half isn’t already impressive, now she’s doing 2 stories off the ground…


Annie: Forget pretzel, she’s like one of the most complicated origami pieces..!


After another death defying breath taking act, the ring master took the stage and thanked everyone for coming, acting as if the spotlight didn’t go out in mid act. As the audience got up to leave, Midnight tugged on Annie’s hair playfully. 


Midnight: Hey, let's go backstage and congrats Singe on that epic save!


Annie: Yeah, that was so awesome! And honestly it looked way cooler in the dark too! They should do it like that more often. *trots for the exit*


As they made their way to the back of the tent, they couldn’t help but overhear a very loud conversation.


Junior: What the HELL was that, Dasher? I told you to do ONE simple thing and you blew it.. Literally. Do you have any idea how expensive those spotlights are?


Daniel: You tell me! It’s not my bloody fault the bulb shit itself and died mid-act..! *holds up the darkened dead bulb* Look at this, it should have been replaced ages ago..! What kind of show exactly are you putting on to only have ONE spare?!


Junior: *rubs his temples* I’m pretty sure I told you very specifically NOT to touch the light bulbs! Your greasy oily fingers probably caused it to heat up and burn out! 


Daniel: Bullshit, Junior! Ever since the fucking tent fell down everything else has been falling to pieces! What exactly did you spend that money Damion gave you on, huh?! More liquor for that sad little flask?! 


Junior: No, Dasher. Everything YOU touch is falling apart! First it was rafters when you were helping with Richard, and now the fucking light equipment? Everything YOU touch breaks. This equipment has been working just fine until you showed up. Day one you show up, the tent falls over and now this bullshit.


Daniel: *snarls* The tent fell cuz you were being too much of a goddess damn pussy to stand up to your old man, Daddy’s boy..! You’re just as spineless as I thought..


Junior: Don’t pretend like you know anything that’s going on here because you decided hitch a ride with the carnival so my firedancer could foalsit you..! 


Annie: *whispers* Uh-oh…


Daniel: *fur bristles* Foalsit?!?! *looks like he’s about to throw the light bulb at him*


Singe: *quickly exits the tent* Oye, what the hell is going on out here, we could hear you from inside the tent..! 


Junior: *scoffs* Stay out of this, I don’t want to hear it from you after that stunt you pulled last month.. 


Singe: Goddesses, are you still going on about that? You gave me the day off--


Junior: A DAY! To clear your head so you wouldn’t hurt yourself, not a whole damn week, Singe! Do you have ANY idea what kind of trouble you could have caused??


Singe: Pfft, yeah but nothing happened. You are overreacting, just like you are about the spotlight. It’s a light bulb, just go to a hardware store and replace it!


Daniel: It’s not like you don’t have the funds to do it, I don’t do the help I do for pay.. *chucks the bulb in the trash*


Junior: *rubs his temples* It’s not that simple..! And honestly, I wish you’d just stop trying to work. You do more harm than help..!


Singe: Oh come off it, it’s free labor, I would think daddy dearest would be ecstatic to be able to scrape by with the bare minimum~ Isn’t that what you Pennypinchers are known for?


Daniel: If not that, then for the little pay you give your actual employees.. Look, just tell your father there needs to be a new bulb, maybe more spares..! The last thing you need is the other lights going out during an act for anypony who can’t see in the dark, besides me, Charlie and Richard..!


Junior: *rubs his temples* You two are so infuriating. If you were my employee, Daniel, I’d fire you. You are lucky I don’t do the same to your coltfriend.


Daniel: *growls louder* You little son of a wh-


Annie: *runs out* THAT WAS SO COOOOOOL!!! *gets in the middle of them* The whole performance was amazing! I’ve never seen a Manticore before! Well I have in a book but never like that! And the acrobatics were incredible, and I didn’t know a mare could twist and bend like that!!! And when the lights went out, the fire show looked even cooler in pitch dark!!! Was that planned, that HAD to be planned, I didn’t think carnival shows could be that mind boggling!!! *tail wagging quick*


Daniel: *stares at Annie wide eyed, then squints* ……… Right….. Glad you enjoyed it…


Singe: *puffs out his chest a little* Oooooof.. Course it was planned! It really was fantastic, wasn’t it, Phineas? Just like how we planned, those lights going out at that specific time.. *wrapping his arm around Junior*


Junior: *grump faces before shrugging Singe off him* …. I told you it was something you’d likely never forget.. Glad you enjoyed the show, Miss…. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to prepare for the next show.. *as he takes the bulb out of the trashcan and headed towards his trailer*


Daniel: *watches Junior til he goes inside, then squints at Annie* I see what you did there..


Annie: *ears droop* You were going to disrespect his mother…! That’s a little cold, even for you, Danny..


Singe: I mean, his mother is the Bearded Mare, so there isn’t much more you could disrespect..


Annie: *gasp* Rude! And what’s with all the venom here, he’s just doing his job.


Daniel: He doesn’t have any job besides being the face of the carnival while his father pulls the strings, Annie.. I would think being the future successor, if at all, he’d try harder to maintain this place… *calls out loud for Junior to hear* Instead of trying to fix a clearly dead bulb like a cheapskate!!!


Junior: *slams the trailer door shut*


Singe: Danny is right, the only job Phin has is to give us a hard time for no good reason. Mr P is the boss here, little baby “Junior” is just there to make sure everything goes as planned and kiss his father’s fat ass.


Annie: That’s not exactly fair. If that’s the case, what choice does he have? And you guys picking on him won’t make things better either! I mean, even me and my boss have a few spats sometimes..


Daniel: Don’t even try to compare the two.. Not all bosses are the same, and at least you don’t see yours on a daily basis..! It’s irritating..!


Annie: *gives a deadpan stare* You know, you don’t HAVE to stay here, Danny. What happened to that apartment of yours?


Daniel: …… *thinks back to the mess he made in there* It’s being remodeled..


Annie: Uh-huh. When did you get so cynical? Even before the guard you were afraid of giving sass to too many ponies in the workplace. You even apologized for telling a Hayburger guy he got your order wrong and giving him trouble!


Daniel: *snorts* You hand out empathy too easily, Annie..


Annie: Hrmmm… 


Daniel: *stretches* Well, while the baby tampers with that busted bulb, I’m at least going to get some food. I’m not sitting on my ass and waiting to hear from him..


Singe: Food sounds good, all that improving worked me up an appetite..


Annie: *sighs* Maybe it would put you both in nicer moods to have full bellies… Hey Midnight, you wanna-- ….. HEY?! Where’d she go?! *looks around*


Daniel: *ear twitches, hearing extra loud screeching* ……. I’m going to guess she’s on one of the rides. *points to a turning attraction with carts that spun around with the weight of ponies sitting in them*


Annie: *eye twitches* Well, then I guess I’ll get dinner without her.. She ate before coming here anyways..


Singe: Right on, I’m sure she’ll be fine. We can go look for her after we get some grub! What are you in the mood for?


Annie: I guess some take out, I’m not that picky.. *looks back at Junior’s trailer* ……. Do you think maybe--


Daniel: Oh please no…


Annie: *puts her hands up* I’m just saying..! Maybe a little good food that’s not funnel cakes and cotton candy will put ponies in a good mood. I’m sure Junior would appreciate the thought..


Singe: What’s wrong with funnel cake? That shit is is delicious.. Besides, I think I’d get indigestion if I had to listen to him bray at me while eating.. I’d much rather have a good time with ponies I actually like.


Annie: *pouts* Well take some seltzer or something, I’m going to invite him..! It might cheer him up if SOMEPONY is nice to him for dealing with you two all day..


Daniel: Oye! *grumbles* He’s just gonna shut the door on your face, Annie. He doesn’t like visitors during the break hours..


Singe: Daniel learned that the hard way after getting a door slammed on his face...


Annie: It can’t hurt to try. Great Grandma said that extending a little kindness can brighten somepony’s day. Especially if they get the load of horseapples like you two give..


Singe: … Is that the same Great Grandma who won’t let Lady, her own granddaughter, rejoin the Nocturnal clan? 


Annie: *opens her mouth, then closes it* ……… HRMMM! I’m asking him..! *stomps off to the trailer*


Daniel: *shakes his head* This should be good..


Singe: …… Wanna make bets?~


Daniel: *raises an eyebrow* What’s the prize..?


Singe: Hmm.. who pays for dinner?


Daniel: Sounds good..~ I bet it takes a minimum of 15 seconds before he sends her away..


Singe: *shakes his head* Nah, at least a minute. She has those big round eyes, it will take some will power for him to say no to that.


Daniel: Alright, you’re on..


Reaching Junior’s trailer, Annie was slightly hesitant to knock. He looked pretty upset, perhaps it would be wrong to bother him right now. At the same time, maybe some company and good food would help. Maybe even help calm things down so he and the two hot headed birds could talk calmly.


Annie: *knocks on the door*


Junior: *behind the door* FUCK! Of all the… HRMmmm…. *opens the door* What?!


Annie: Eee! *stares at him with big round puppy eyes*


Singe: *whispers to Danny* Told ya..


Daniel: Ah damn..


Junior: *ears spring up* Oh, Miss.. umm.. Daniel’s sister. I’m sorry, I never caught your name..


Annie: Heh, Annie.. Annie Belle..~ It’s okay, didn’t really have time for a proper greeting before..


Junior: … Annie.. Belle? Really? *clears throat* Hmm. Ah, right. It’s hard to fit in proper introductions when running on a tight schedule. My name is Phineas… Phineas Pennypincher. Is there something wrong? You aren’t hurt, are you? *carefully looking her over*


Annie: Oh no no, heheh! I was just coming to ask if, maybe you wanted to join us for some food…? *points over to Singe and Daniel* We were going to get some take out, and I thought it would be nice if you joined us. Kinda, take a bit to relax before the next show..?


Junior: *raises an eyebrow and look over at Daniel and Singe glaring at him from the distance* ……. *grins before leaning against the doorway* That’s very kind of you to offer.. But if you wanted to go on a date, you just have to ask~ I wouldn’t mind treating a sweet mare like you~


Annie: *ears spring up* Wh-what?


Daniel: WHAT?!?! *tail poofs up*


Annie: *ears twitch at Daniel’s reaction, a wide smirk stretching across her face* Actually, that does sound nicer. I wouldn’t mind a night out with pleasant company.~


Junior: *subtly winks at Annie, seeing she caught on* You flatter me~ It would be my honor. *takes Annie’s hand and gives it a kiss, his mustache tickling her hand*


Annie: Oh my, hehehe.~


Daniel: *face turns bright red, growling louder and louder*


Singe: *side glances at Daniel* …… I’d say I’d hold you back buuuuuuuut, the idea of you hitting Junior amuses me too much~


Daniel: Good, because this is going to be a hell of a right hook..! *starts running over*


Annie: *turns to see Daniel charging* Eee! Why don’t we continue this talk inside, yeah?! *pushes her way inside Junior’s trailer, quickly shutting the door*


*THUNK!*


Daniel: OW!!


Singe: *cringes* Oooh… that’s gonna leave a mark…


Junior: *blinks and gives Annie a side eye before letting out a snort before laughing loudly* Snrk! Hahahaha!


Daniel: *feels his muzzle and feels blood dripping out of his snout* Ow- did you really just… OW! What the hell, Annie?!


Annie: I’m sorry Danny, but you know how I feel about violence! And you’re the one that was charging…!


Daniel: You hit me with a door!


Annie: You were gonna hit HIM!


Junior: Technically YOU hit the door. And you will be paying for damages…


Daniel: You live in a crappy tin can anyways! *stands up and dusts himself off* Unbelievable.. So you’re gonna ditch me for Junior then..?


Annie: I’m being NICE to him. Maybe you should try it sometime. Hmph!


Daniel: *sighs* Sure Annie, whatever..! I’m getting some tissues..


Singe: *rushes over* Are you okay? Ah shit, you’re bleeding..


Daniel: It’s just my nose, it’s not the first time it’s happened..


Singe: Yeah, well the last time I had a nosebleed, we were attacked by a Barghest.. Let's get that patched up.


Junior: *smirks* Oh, he’ll live. Hmhmhmhm~ I haven’t laughed that hard in a long while. Thank you for that~


Annie: Heheh, no problem. Last thing I wanna see is another fist fight. *looks to the side a bit* ….. I was seriously asking though.. About the take-out..? You looked pretty down, so I thought it would be fun if you came along with us. Buuuuut I’m going to guess they’re too busy now, hehehe.


Junior: *ears perk* …oh. Thank you, for thinking of me. I appreciate it, really I do. I somehow don’t think those two would be very eager with me tagging along regardless, especially after that little stunt~ *Rubs the back of his neck* … I was kinda serious too, when I said I’d be honored if you… ya know, DID want to go out to eat. Date or not a date, either way..~


Annie: *looks out the window to make sure the way was clear* Well, since there’s no more angry Hippodrakes in the way, I’d like that.~ *wags her tail*


Junior: Oh good, I much prefer sweet, kind, beautiful hippodrakes instead..~ 


Annie: *cheeks turn a little pink* Hehehe, well aren’t you a charmer.~


Junior: *twirls his moustache and grins* Who me? No no, definitely not I. You just seem to bring out the best of me.


Annie: I mean it, heheh! Probably why you’re mainly the ringmaster. Charismatic, good with words…. And pretty cute too.~ *reaches to pet his ears*


Junior: *blushes lightly, but his ear twitches* That is very kind of you to say.. But I assure you that’s just the Me you see on stage. I’m none of those things behind the stage. Just a spineless, braying… baby. *with an irritable tone* I’m no ringmaster, that’s for sure, I just dress like one.* as he nods to the red and gold jacket hanging on the chair*


Annie: *ears droop back a little* Mmm… Well, it might just be a costume.. But you’re not a baby. They were just all worked up, don’t take it into account…


Junior: *shakes his head* They are always worked up.. We all are, it’s kind of how we keep this place running. It seems like the only way things actually get done is if everyone is wound up and bitching at each other.. Definitely not the healthiest working environment, that’s for sure.. *plops on the couch*


Annie: Not good for morale either, heh.. *sees the blown light bulb* …. Are you really trying to fix it..?


Junior: *looks at it* I was going to attempt, kinda futile though, it’s so old, it really is junk. At most, I was hoping to find a serial number so I could find a place to order a new one, but.. They just don’t make those style of spotlights anymore. They have been around since before I was born. It was a miracle they survived the tent falling over…


Annie: *looks it over, seeing the busted wire inside of it* I can believe that.. I’ve never seen spotlights this close up or outside a book, for that matter…. Well, apart from my Uncle’s house….. *squints her eyes a bit* Do you have any gloves? 


Junior: *thinks about it before pulling off his white gloves and handing them to her* These work?


Annie: Yeah than-- *sees the white gloves, then his white hands, and back and forth* …… I…. Wh-what’s the point of- nevermind. *puts the gloves on*


Junior: *looks down at his hands with a dumbfounded look on his face* …. Huh…


Annie: *turns the bulb some, the light itself feeling a bit slippery* Hrmm…. Well, you were right about it overheating. And Danny’s oils weren’t doing it any good… Although, any other pony wouldn’t have made it this warm. Hippodrakes sweat oil that’s resistant to fire, and also absorbs the heat.. It was just building up under his hands too much.


Junior: *grunts* So the little fucker did touch the light bulb… probably while trying to turn it on. What a dumbass.. *rubs his temple* … No, I’m the dumb Ass.. I shouldn’t have let someone so inexperienced work that kind of equipment.. He was just so persistent in trying to be “helpful”..


Annie: Probably because he thinks you’ll throw him out if he’s just extra weight and not doing anything…. Danny can be prideful, and he hates the idea of being useless to anyone. So, pushing to help is kinda what he does to combat the feeling. He can be very stubborn though, heheh. Maybe give him something to do that fits what he knows about. *unscrews the bulb to get to the fuse inside*


Junior: *raises an eyebrow* … Don’t bother Annie, it’s not worth it. I’ll just… try to find a place to order another one. I just need to go up top and find the serial number on the light….. I should do that right now before the next show..


Annie: *waves her tail tuft in his face* You won’t find anything if this is that old. Just give me a second…. If this wire can connect again, then it’ll be fine.


Junior: *pinches the tip of her tail* Oh? When did you become a light bulb expert?


Annie: My uncle works with a lot of old, sometimes vintage items he salvages. When visiting him, me and Danny would watch what he did in his shop, and he’d fixed a good amount of bulbs that were still pretty new, just not handled right. Hrmmm… Just a little more….. *tail twitches in Junior’s hand as she brings the wire tips closer and closer*


Junior: *watches quietly* ….. You know, if you use magic, you’d probably have better luck then your fingers.. *pokes her horn*


Annie: Mmm! *cheeks turn a bit pink* I-I knew that! I totally knew that! *let’s go of the wires and uses magic to bring the tips together, reconnecting them* There! Like it never blew out, heheh! 


Junior: *leans in and looks at the light bulb* …  Huh, well would you look at that. Now we just need to wipe it down and plug it in see if it works. I’m sure I can get my regular light equipment guy to do it..


Annie: Hehehe, probably a good idea unless you want it to burn up again. *smiles at him* Feel a little better? *starts putting it back together*


Junior: *smiles as he plays with a lock of Annie’s hair* Now that would be tragic, I guess I would just have to find a way to talk you into coming back to fix it again~ And.. yes, I do, thanks to you~


Annie: *blushes bright pink* Aaaw, hehehe, I’m glad I could help ease the stress. *ears fold back a bit as she takes the gloves off* I’m sorry you have to put up with all the horseapples you get for doing your job.. It doesn’t really look like you have a lot of wiggle room to do what needs to be done, but you’re trying… *gently pets his ear again*


Junior: *blushes lightly* Uh.. I try to wiggle when I can. As long as I can get away with telling my father as little as possible, I get away with more.. Like… Daniel being here. He knows that Daniel is on medical leave and… I may have told him that Singe is the only person who can take care of him… but if he knew about you or his family in Los Pegasus or Capricorn Reef, I’m sure he would have been kicked out week one…


Annie: Oh, heh… That makes sense…. But, why did you do that for Danny if you’re arguing so much..?


Junior: You.. didn’t see him during those first couple of weeks. I honestly thought that if he wasn’t being watched by Singe, he may not make it. It was a lot worse than he likes to think it was.


Annie: *gets big shiny eyes, thinking about it* Hmmmmm…! *whimpers*


Junior: *ears spring up* Ack! B-but everything turned out fine! After a few weeks, he was flying around and doing laps. And now he’s become a big pain in my ass.. So I guess mission success… 


Annie: *takes her glasses off and rubs her eyes* I know, I know, heheh…! It’s just still scary to think about…… Thank you for doing that though… I don’t think I’d have been able to take care of him myself.. I don’t think campus rules allow that, heheh.. College restrictions….


Junior: *nods* That makes sense.. But honestly, I didn’t do much, it was mostly Singe. He really cares about your brother…. That's why after they had that huge fight and broke up I knew they just needed to calm down and talk things out. So I gave him the night off hoping he’d go find Daniel and talk things out…. *face drops* Not go camping in the wilderness for a fucking week…


Annie: *cringes* You didn’t get in trouble for THAT, did you…?


Junior: *grump faces at her* Of course not, I’m not THAT dumb. I covered for Singe in hopes that he will come back… but after a week, I figured he was either dead or ran away again… wouldn’t be the first time he ran away from his problems after all… If that was the case then, yeah, I’d be in serious shit trouble.. That dumbass is my responsibility to make sure he does his job..


Annie: *curls her tail around him* I’m sure somewhere deep down he appreciates that you helped him out like that.. Hmhm, you’re a bit of a softy, aren't you?~ *pets his mustache*


Junior: *grumbles and stares at her* Don’t you start spreading those kinds of rumors, hmhmhm~ I have a reputation to keep up..


Annie: Oh? What’s to stop me from spreading that around?~ *grins with tiny fangs showing*


Junior: *pouts before wrapping his arms around Annie and holding her* Seeing that you are so small, I assume this would be enough~


Annie: *neck fluffs up* Mmmph! Hey, that’s cheating! *tries to wiggle free* … I really am like a stick bug. *pouts, but smirks* 


Junior: *grins* I’d say you are just bite size~


Annie: *ears perk up* Hmm…. Are you saying that because you’re hungry…? *tail curls around him tighter*


Junior: *looks to the side* …. Maybe. Depends what’s on the menu..~


Annie: Hmmm… Well, At first I was thinking of some take-out, maybe noodles or something.. But I think I have a better idea..~


Junior: *smirks* Hey, I’m all for eating out. *licks his lips*


Annie: *boops her nose with his* What are you hungry for? My treat.~


Junior: *checks his pocket watch real quick* ….. I have an hour, I’m sure we can find something that will satisfy us~ 


Meanwhile, outside Junior’s trailer…


Just outside the front door, with tissues stuffed up his nose, Daniel came to see what was taking Annie so long to invite Junior to dinner. Singe came along with a little travel sized tissue pack stuffed in his pockets in case Daniel started bleeding more….. Or got hit by the door again.


Daniel: I bet you they’re still chuckling their asses off about this..


Singe: *smirks* Well, you have to admit, that was kiiiinda funny.


Daniel: *pouts* It would have been funnier if I made it inside.. 


Singe: Ha! Man I would have paid to see that~ *goes to knock but pauses* ….. I don’t hear laughing, do you think they are still there? *peaks in the window and his ears spring up* ……………….!!!! Nope, not here, we should probably just go. I’m hungry, you hungry? Yeah me too.


Daniel: *ear twitches* What.. What’s in there..? *goes to look*


Singe: *fluffs up* You really don’t want to-- aaand too late..


Daniel: *peaks inside* HRMMMMMM…?!?!


Singe: Daniel, baby, my love… deep breathes. Just remember, they are both consenting adults…! Please don’t pull a Benny..


Daniel: His ass is grass for this..! *goes for the door handle*


Singe: *picks up Daniel* No! Nope, we aren’t doing this.. She is an adult!


Daniel: She’s also my sister, let me g--


Singe: *covers Daniel’s mouth* Come on, let’s go…… besides, I think it’s kinda cute.. *looks to the side*


Daniel: HRMMM?!?! *muffled growling as he is carried away*


    For the next hour, Singe held Daniel back to calm the cranky robin down from what he had seen through the window of Junior’s trailer. As much as he hated the idea, let alone the sight of it given the lightbulb argument from earlier, Junior and Annie were locked in a kiss when being spied on. For a few moments, Daniel did relax, but the fur on the back of his neck stood on end upon seeing Junior’s trailer shake with unsavory sounds coming from inside, followed by even louder braying. Passing carnies saw and heard the sounds, immediately giving snickers when realizing it was Daniel’s sister in there with their boss.


Daniel: I’m going to kill him. I’m going to kill him!


Singe: *snicker* You have to admit, this is kinda funny tho~ Of all the ponies here, it had to be Junior? I mean.. The only worse pony would probably be Mr P himself……. Or Clover. Clover is definitely worse.. Ooh, or can you imagine Richard? HA! 


Daniel: I’d honestly feel better if it WAS Richard..! At least Annie has more brains than him..!


Singe: …. Are you saying Junior has more brains then Annie?


Daniel: I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m just mad! *feathers ruffle* I expected this kind of behavior from Benny, but Annie..?! I thought she had different standards than to sleep with--


Singe: *raises an eyebrow*…. Sleep with a carnie?


Daniel: -- An asshole like Junior! What even is the appeal, the cheapness? Or maybe the pompous attitude?!


Clover: Says the other pompous asshole.


Daniel: Shut up, Clover!


Singe: *grumbles* So… you don’t like assholes who are cheap then?


Daniel: *opens his mouth, then closes it as he turns his head to Singe, seeing his face* ……. That’s not what I meant…!


Singe: *pouts as he looks to the side* Uh huh..


Daniel: *ears fold back* Cinderrrr, I didn’t mean it like that.. Besides, the only time you’re ever cheap is when you take Uncle’s Scotch…. And I steal his food..


Singe: *shakes his head and chuckles hollowly* That’s not true, and you know it. No one here besides you has any money, I figured you knew that. We kinda just scrape by, even if that means buying clothes from thrift stores or repairing burnt out lightbulbs. But I get that’s not something you get, being from Canterlot.


Daniel: *ears twitch* What is that supposed to mean..? I never came from Canterlot..


Singe: That’s where your apartment is, isn’t it? That’s where your job is. 


Daniel: Well, yes, it’s where the main base is.. And it is a little pricey to live in an apartment, but I figured it was like that everywhere..


Singe: Well, I know I couldn’t afford living there, heh. I guess what I’m just saying is, don’t knock someone for being… thrifty. An asshole, sure! I can totally agree with that, heh..


Daniel: *tilts his head, trying to piece it together correctly but not quite understanding* Hmmm…..


After a bit the noises in the trailer died down and everything was calm. A few minutes later, Junior emerged from his trailer, freshly showered and dressed, looking very refreshed and ready for the next show. 


Junior: Hmm.. Ah, Dick, could you go find Xander and have him put this light bulb in the spotlight. It should work now.


Richard: *takes the cloth wrapped light bulb* Sure thing, Boss Man… Did you have a good break?


Junior: *ears perk* Hmm? Oh yes yes, just… decided to stay in and have a quick meal before the show.


Richard: I can tell, you still have some “gravy” on your mustache!


Junior: *hastily wipes off his face* Ah yeah, couldn’t help but go for seconds. Ahem! Anyways, chop chop, we have a show to put on~


Richard: No problemo, Boss Man~ *trots towards the tent, but stops to give Daniel a smug ass grin* Gravy huh? Sounds tasty, I’ll have to ask him for the recipe~ *eyebrow waggle*


Daniel: *eye twitches* Bite me, Richard…


Richard: You, nah… But I thought I saw your sister wandering around here somewhere~ Anyways, see you at the big top, Danny boy~


Daniel: Hrmmmm… *rubs his temple* Show must go on, I suppose….. *looks over at Junior’s trailer, giving a knock on the door* …. Annie…? Annie…?!


Annie: Zzzz-- *SNORT* I’m up, I’m up..!


Daniel: Oh for goddesses sake.. Get dressed, it’s getting late..!


Singe: *snickers* Come on, Danny. Let the sleeping unicorns lie~ Hehehe!


Daniel: *siiiigh* I guess…. ?!?!? Wait, what the HELL is that…? *points to a tree behind another trailer, something large hanging from the branches*


Singe: *squints* Isn’t that the giant bunny from Phil’s game booth? The one that he had for years?


Taking closer cautious steps towards the tree, it was in fact the old bunny from the game booth. At first it was unclear how it was clinging to the tree branches, until the thumb of a batpony wing gripped onto it tighter, followed by the sound of a gurgling stomach and whimpering. As a loud high pitched whine came out, Annie came up behind Singe and Daniel, recognizing it right away. 


Annie: Midnight?!


Midnight: *grumbles and groans* So much.. Hrk! … Cotton caaaandddddy… *burps*


Annie: I told you that’d be too much for you…! Hang on, I have the ginger root right here, just… Try to come down slowly, okay?


Midnight: *slowly climbs down, holding the bunny still* I won it, hehehe, See? And she is not moldy or gross smelling.… ugh… my head hurts… 


Annie: No, but she will be if you barf on her. I’ll just take her for a second… *gently levitates the bunny away from Midnight*


Midnight: *whiiines* Okaaay… I went on.. All the rides… like. 3.. No 4 times. And there were funnel cakes, lemon shake ups and caramel apples.. And cotton candy of every color. This guy made a flower out of cotton candy… And I devoured that bitch.


Annie: *smirks and giggles a bit* I’m sorry I missed it.. You wanna come back for more rides later this week..? *holds out the ginger root*


Midnight: *takes the root and starts chewing on it* Mmhmm, but I’m wearing a tighter top next time…… and a bra.


Singe: *blushes* O-oh…


Annie: *rubs Midnight’s back* That’s probably a good idea.~ Come on, we can walk back to campus so you can get some rest, okay?


Midnight: *puts an arm around Annie* Okay… did you have fun at least? …….. *pats Annie’s back* …. Wait a minute, where is your bra?


Annie: *fluffs up* Uuuuuh… While you were gone, I….. Got the VIP treatment from the ringmaster…..~


Daniel: *claps his hands together* I’m going to work…. *goes inside the tent*


Singe: *cringes* It was nice meeting you Midnight, I hope you feel better. Give me a call if you guys want to hang out over the week! …. Oh, and remember to bring birth control next time.


Midnight: *ears spring up* Ooooh, OH!  Oh you naughty girl~ I’m jealous I miss all the fun….. Do you think he’d be into threesomes?


Annie: *smirks* Maybe, but I dunno if that would work out too well…. *whispers, but Singe can still hear* A bit of a one hitter, Midnight…


Singe: SNRK! HA!


Annie: But now I get what you mean when you say older guys are a lot more pleasant. He was so sweet! Not like the guys in the dorms…. *looks at Singe, eyebrows furrowing* You know, I don’t think you guys know how much Phineas cares about you…


Singe: *waves his hand* Oh I know, I just like giving him shit. I’ve known him since he was 13, when I joined the carnival at 16.


Midnight: Wait, he’s younger than you?


Annie: It’s the mustache.. *shakes her head* But still, at some point I think your jabs started to stop being jokes. You don’t have to be all chummy but…. Maybe just lay off a bit.. It’s not any easier for him, dealing with teasing from co-workers, and his own father who basically owns him…


Singe: *ears twitch*.... Yeah I can get how that must feel. I’ll.. consider it. But I don’t think things can change overnight. That’s just how we do things here. But I’ll try.


Annie: *has a far off stare, as if looking at something in the distance* ….. No one is asking for change over night… Just a bit of a chance is all… Who knows, things could turn out differently than you expect them too..


Singe: *tilts his head* What does that mean?


Annie: *smiles a bit* Just, give being a bit nicer to each other a chance, instead of being jerks all the time. You’d be amazed how some ponies act with a different air of confidence.


Singe: *raises an eyebrow* I’ll… keep that in mind. 


Junior: *from the tent* SINGE! What is taking you so long? We have a show to do in 5 minutes!


Singe: *ears droop* He is making it very difficult tho…


Annie: *giggles* No one said it would be easy.~


Singe: Yeah.. Well, I’ll see you around Annie! Hope you feel better, Midnight! *turns to walk towards the tent* Quit your braying, I was talking with your marefriend! I’m coming!


Annie: Meep! I-it’s not like--!


Midnight: *double overs and throws up pastel cotton candy colors* BLECK!


Annie: Uuuuuugh…. *rubs Midnight’s back* Feel better…?


Midnight: *whines* It was just like that Frat party we went too at the beginning of the year.. But with more pretty colors and less alcohol…… Worth it~


Annie: *pets her head* I know.~ Let’s get you back to the dorm and on your new bed..~ *levitates the bunny as they walk away*

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Well, it looks like Annie and Midnight had a fun first experience at the carnival! 

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