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SOAP BAD FOR ED!
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Ohhhh, Eddddd! Bath time! Heheheh *Sarah holds a sponge and a soap and has evil grin*
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i don't like it when it gets in my eyes either, ed, but it makes me smell nice and feel good.
it certainly doesn't make me melt.
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Sometimes it makes me itchy and burny.
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I've had something like that too, it could mean that you're allergic to something in the soap, try bathing in water and oatmeal, it'll make it less itchy.
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You can take bathes in food?! O_O
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yeah, you can also take mud baths, those can be good for your skin too.
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But mud is dirty dirt, how can you get clean from it?!
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Buy some bubble bath soap/Body wash! Scrub yourself GOOD!
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you don't really get clean per say, you still have to wash the mud off afterwards, but the stuff in the mud is supposed to be good for your skin.
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I know, i made the same face!
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awwww ed its okay it wont hurt you its actually better for you
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Eddy is probably cracking up at this right now
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Hmm maybe your just alergic to the kind of soap you use. with the many alergys you have to rabbits, and butterscotch pudding i'm not suprised you're alergic.
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Ed could be allergic to soap? Maybe that is why it burns...
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It makes my skin feel funny though.
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"Dude... it's not going to kill ya.
Just keep it out of your eyes."
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What if I accidentally get it in my eyes and they melt and then I'll be blind forever?!
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"It doesn't melt that fast... and just go to the hospital if something bad happens."
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Would they be able to replace my eyeballs?
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Maybe I should melt my eyes and go to the hospital and tell them to replace them with robot eyes that can see in the dark and shoot lasers....
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"'Cause I don't think they can..."
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Oh... *sounds disappointed*
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"Oh Ed...."
*smiles kindly*
"Soap isn't burning you. No, what it is actually doing is burning away the bacteria that would ACTUALLY hurt you. The mean virus enemies that make you fall ill in all things you do. No Ed, soap is a friend in disguise! It just wants to make sure nothing can stop you in the face of your adventures!"
*Trying to play up his over active imagination*
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*blinks* Really Double D? Then how come it burns me when it gets in my eyes?
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"Your eyes are the ONLY place not meant for soap. They say on the bottles that you really shouldn't put soap in your eyes.
Your eyes aren't designed like your skin. That's why you have to close your eyes and lean your head back. There is your eyelids - yet another layer of skin - that can protect there.
If that isn't secure enough, you could always close your eyes and put a small towel over that just in case.
And if you ever do get soap in your eyes by mistake, which everyone does here and there, then it's good to close your eyes and put pressure on your eyes with a towel. It helps dull it and go away faster.
But honestly over all soap is just meant for your benefit. It won't hurt your over all body. But the soap does ask you on it's shipping container not to put it in your eyes."
*He starts tapping into the imagination again*
"Soap cares. It doesn't want to hurt you. That's why it warns you. But usually it's been taken out of the box by then. At that point it hopes someone has warned you. Clearly someone didn't..."
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*stares for a moment then blinks* Ooooooh...
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*Nods*
"Give soap another chance... but use precautions okay? It isn't so bad."
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Uuuuuuuh....okay Double D! ^___^
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okay then. Ed, soap won't make you melt; it's actually impossible for it to do so.
Don't worry though, noone is going to be giving you soap.
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Sarah once told me you can smell soap from a mile away. Is that true?
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And they call me a wild animal B3
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Oh please, Rolf gave you a bath and you lived, no? It wasn't so bad. >_>
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*whimper* No, my skin burned and it hurt!
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Only because Rolf was scrubbing you. It wasn't the actual soap, Goofy Grape.
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*pouty face* Soap is poisonous, Rolf...it burns when it gets in your eyes!
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*rolls his eyes* Well that, yes, but soap shouldn't burn your skin.
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