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Published: 2012-06-14 10:34:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1981; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 6
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Description you know you can\'t be as fabulous as me.

lol just my new id. <3
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DragonSensation [2013-09-02 21:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Betch please

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jesokiah10 [2013-04-16 02:09:25 +0000 UTC]

all i have to say is that you look FABULOUS!

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Creepypastaisyummy [2013-04-01 07:07:43 +0000 UTC]

You look fabulous Zalgo~ and you always will~

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sishoofs [2013-01-23 02:41:51 +0000 UTC]

hello (i am lonely and i consider you to be a close friend)

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 13:15:31 +0000 UTC]

hi there sweetie.

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 17:08:48 +0000 UTC]

how are you? ^w^

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 17:16:57 +0000 UTC]

pretty good. i'm taking care of my poor secretary after she's been run through the ringer and talking to some parallel versions of myself. pretty normal day lol

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 17:23:34 +0000 UTC]

^w^

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 17:25:09 +0000 UTC]

how are you today, hun?

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 17:27:34 +0000 UTC]

great!!! ^3^

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 17:32:18 +0000 UTC]

aw, fantastic.

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 17:34:53 +0000 UTC]

do you want a cookie? (i do not know why i asked that,okay)

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 17:53:01 +0000 UTC]

um... sure lol why the fuck not?

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 17:56:55 +0000 UTC]

*gives you a cookie*

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 18:17:19 +0000 UTC]

*pats you on the head* you know the way to a god's heart, hun. lol

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 18:21:34 +0000 UTC]

*hugs you* your so nice

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2013-01-27 19:09:14 +0000 UTC]

aww, sweetie. you're nice too. you're the one handing out fucking cookies lol

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2013-01-27 19:12:46 +0000 UTC]

^w^

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sishoofs [2012-12-22 01:22:57 +0000 UTC]

may i touch your horns? <=3

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-22 05:00:14 +0000 UTC]

nobody touches the horns.

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-22 16:15:47 +0000 UTC]

*touchs horns* i touched your horns =3

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 03:50:50 +0000 UTC]

... i'm really not in the mood to put up with that kind of shit. fingerprints on my damn horns are not something i want to fucking deal with today.

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 03:52:32 +0000 UTC]

well..TO LATE!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 03:57:53 +0000 UTC]

... get the fuck away from me before i hurt you.

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 03:59:58 +0000 UTC]

no. you are not the boss of me.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:01:43 +0000 UTC]

... do you even realize w͞hò ̶yǫu̡ ͟a͝r̀ȩ ̛spe̷aki͞ng͜ tò?

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:02:34 +0000 UTC]

NOPE!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:03:54 +0000 UTC]

a͠r̸̨e͡ ̛͞͠y̷͢o̢u ̀̕f̴̨҉á͘m̶͜į҉lià͢ŗ̧͡ ̛wit̶̡͡h͡ ̴̧t͏h҉e͝ ̵͠ǹ̸a̸m͡ȩ ̀Z̧a̛͟͏l͡g̨͝o͏?̨

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:04:17 +0000 UTC]

no.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:07:17 +0000 UTC]

*smiles sarcastically* Go̕d̢͘ ̸̧͡óf͢͜͟ Ć̡͢h͏͞͝a̧ǫs̨̡. ̴̢À̧̛ ҉͘͠ple͝a͞s͘u̸ŗ̛͟ę́ t͝͡o͘ ̸m̧e̴͏e̡t҉̴ ͡y̡̨o͞ù̢.͞

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:08:23 +0000 UTC]

*a little bit scared* pleasure to met you too.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:11:21 +0000 UTC]

M҉͟m̶͏.͏ ̛́ ̵S͢ee͠,̕͏͝ ҉͡͡w̛͠h͡҉҉a͞͏t͡'̶͜s̶ f̸͜u̴̴ń́ny̸ ̨͝a͘͜͏b̶̡̨o͞u̶͟͜t͘͜͠ ̸͏ć̶r̸̢͠e̛a͘t̷u̷̶re̸҉s̵͟ ̢͟͠l̷i̡ḱ̡͟e͠͏ yo̡u҉ is̶҉͞ ͏́t̛́h̨͢à̸t ̵ţ̸h҉ey ͞͏ac͟͡t ̛w͢͏̷į̕th͝o͜u͏̧t̀͢ ̨k̕͏n͢ơ̸̢w͘i̛͘ng͡͡ w̸h̶ó̶m ̨͢͏t̀͢͡ḩ̛̀ę͘ý̕͟ ̨̛͜ac͏͏͢t̴ ͢͢͟ư̡p̶̛͢on.̶̛ ̧T̛́h͢͞e͏y̛ a̢l̨s̶͢͞o̕͡ ͘a͘͘͢c͝t̷ ͝͡w̸̡hi͜l̛͟͡è͢ ͢uńa͏̶́wa̴̕r͜é ̶̴̢o͞f́ ̵̨tḩ͢e ͏c̷͝u͠r̵̛r̨̕ę͜ǹt̸͘ ̕͟s̨͠t̨͜ą̵͢t̀͢͢e ̢͏̧o͝f͢͡ ̀mi̶͞͡n̴̢d̡ ̧͝o̵f͡ ̧͞t̶̶̢h͏o͡s̶̵e̶͡͠ ̴͡t̕͟hey̴̡͘ a̶͜c͜t̵̀ ͢͞ųp͞o̸͢͜n̵̨͟.͏ *bridges fingers* Wou͟l҉͡͝d̕͞ ̡̛͟y̕͢ou ̶̛͜li̶k̴̵̢ę̕ ҉́͜t̕o̷ k̸̛no҉̨͢w̸̛ ̡͞͡t̀͘͠he̛ ̡s̀͟t̴à̸t̕҉e̶̛͝ ̨̢͞o҉f̀͟ ̡m̵̛͢i̸n̶̴d̸ th̕a̴t̵̵ ̶̸I̢̕͝ ͡a̧͘m i̶̛͟ņ͝?̛́

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:12:47 +0000 UTC]

*really f***ing scared* m-m-maybe

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:19:03 +0000 UTC]

Rȩ̀͠c̢en̡͢t̀͏l̵y͡͞͠,͜ ͏bot̷̴h̶̕͡ ś͘͢o̡͟m͡͏e̸͏o̵ņ͢͝é͜͞ ͏̢t͞͠h̶̛a̶̧͜t̶̛͞ ̸͝I̢̛͜ ̶̨ço̵̢n͘͢͝s̛͞i̷d̢e̡̛͟ŗ̴͘ ̸́a͠ ̵̡͡ĺi̵͟tt̴l̸e̡͢ ͏͟b̴r̴ơ̛͡t́h͟͟e̵͝r̨ ͏a͡n̶͡d̡̛͟ m̡̕y̢ ̶l̸o͠͏v҉͘͞e̛̕r ̀͢͢h͏̨̡áv̵e ̕b̛́eeń̕ ͟͝t͠҉a̶k̷̕͟en ̷̡f̡͠r̨̨o̧m ́m̵͠e̸͏.͡ ͝ ͏͠À̕s҉ s̕u͢ch,͟ ̷I ̨a̶͢͡m͢ ́͝͠įn̵̛ ͝҉҉a ̨́͠v̢͘ȩ̴̕r̸͢y͝ ͝d͞i͜ş͢a̸̸g͟r͝ę̶ę͝a̸͟bl̷̨̀e̷̡ ̀̕͡m̵͘͘oo̶d̀. ̨͝I̢ ̸̀͘wąs ̧͠c͝re̴̶͟a͏͘t̸ęd ͏̸t̷̢o̴͠ ́͞d̸̵es͏́t̵r̶o͞y̨҉ ̴t̸͞҉h̕i̸̧͞ǹ͝g̶͘͟s.͠ ̴̵͠ N͝ow̵͞.҉..̡ *gives a positively evil grin* Ẃ̢o͡ư̕l̡͏͏d̡̀ ͝҉͝yo̶u̶̶ l͘i̸k̸̀̀e҉ ̛͢t͝ǫ͡ ̸̕͞r͢e̛͞ţh͡i̢n͜k̸͡͠ ҉y̧͝o̸̢u҉͝r̢ rȩ̶̵m̴̧ova̡̧̛l̶ ̨̡́fr̢o̷҉m̀͝ ͘m̀͢͟y ̶̀p͢re̷̶s̕ȩn̵c̕è?

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:20:38 +0000 UTC]

*stands there and stomps foot* I'M BRAVE! do think i'm scared?

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:26:51 +0000 UTC]

O͢h̡,̷̵ ͞҉̷I̕͡ ͢d͟҉on'͝ţ̴͢ ̴̨t̸̡͞hi̕͞n̶̛͘ķ̧͠ y̵͠o̷҉u͝'r̛̕e͞ ̧̛s͝c҉͡a̛r̸͢e̷̡d̛̕.̵̡ ̴ ͢I̸͘ kn͏o͢͢w̕͠ ̢͡it̡͝͠.̵̨ ̀͘ ̷̕I'̧͢m ̶̡̛a̶҉ ҉̢C͟͡h̢a͡o̴̵͢s̴͢ ͡G̶ó͘d͜, ̷̕m̡̕y d̕e̷a͏̨̀ŗ̕,̴̀ d́o͘͡҉ you̡͟ th͜͝҉i̛n̕k҉̧ ̶̨I̵ ̕͝çá̶ǹ̸n̶ot҉ ̵͘kń̕ow̨ ̡͠f͡͝é҉a̶͠͞r͡ ҉̷wh̕͢e̶͢n ̛I͏ ͡s҉̴e̕e ͡it?͢ ̴̨͝I͠ ͠͝d͢o͜͟ ̶n̵ơ͟t͘,͘ ͏̷̵h̡̛̕o̸͜ẁe͠v̷͡e̸͢͡r,̴̀ ̨t͜hi̡n̵k̛̛ ̛yo͡͞u͞ ̀͟c͟oẃ͡ą͡r͜d́ly ͠f͢ơ͞r̸̨ ͜͏͘t̡h̷ą̀t̷͟ ̵͜f҉e͘a҉̕r̶͜.̵̀͟ ̧͟ ̷̀Y̵o̸ư͜'͏̴͢r̕e͝͏ ̕͢s̶̡͡m̸̧a͟͟r̶͠t ̵f̸̢or̴͜ ̕b̸̡͜e͏i̧̢n͟ǵ ̀͟af͡r͢a̛i̵̡͠d ̷͜o͝f̧͢ ̨̢͝m̸͟҉è̶.̶҉ ̵̶̕ ̶̧Y̛͡oư ̀k̨n͠o̡͟ẁ̧ ̀҉p̢̧̧o͘͏w̧̢e̷̢r͟҉̨ ͠ẃ̢h̴̡en͜ ̧́͠y̷͢o̡͟u҉ se̶̷͏e̸ ̸͢i̵̶̛t.͏ ̶́ ̨͡Y̧͜͠o̡ú͏ ́̕͠a̛͘lş̕͜o͏̵̶ ̛k̨͜n̴͠o͏w͏ ͘͘d̴̷a͝n͏̶̧g̢͡er̴͝͝.̸͏̷

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:30:17 +0000 UTC]

*eye twitches* MY OLDER SISTER TINA TOLD ME I AM F***ING BRAVE.AND SHE SAYS I'M F***ING BRAVE I AM *slaps you* and i might regret that

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:33:48 +0000 UTC]

O̪͇̖͍̰̥͕̣̊ͩ͂̒̂ͪͭ͘h̝̣͎̺̤͓̃ͤ̎ͅ,̷̢̹̝͙͕̩͉̪̰̎ͭ͊͜ ͓̗̙͓͈͇̱̰ͮ̉ͭͥ̄y̵̴̫͉̆̓ͤͬͫ͐́̚ͅė̷͕͂͗̒̆̈̆͝s̖͎͈͚̱̈͊́́͠ ͎̺͎̗̒͛̊̆͊́̚y̧̮̙̗ͤͦͨͬͭͮ̔́͒͘͢oͧ̐ͦ̾̈́͗͊ͯͭ͏̰̜̜̯͟u̫̳̼̥ͨ̃͋̎͡ ̡̯̞̠͈̯ͬ̒ͯ͐ͩ̊̿w̵̧̯ͭͣ̂͌̋ͣͭ̌͞i͍̪̱̬͎̳ͤ̃̇̐̄̿͞l̰̲̱̬͕̑̂̓̒ͅl̶̺̙̪̲͈̲̫̓ͩͮ̊̀͋̋.͇̣̎ͥ͆

*snatches you up with a thorned tendril and dangles you upside-down*

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:35:18 +0000 UTC]

*struggles* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WISH I DIDN'T DO THAT! NEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:37:09 +0000 UTC]

G̴͈ơ͈̯͚ͧ͋̅̋̐̃̽ ̘̪͉͚̪̤͡ͅo̭n͈͎̆͊͗ͬ͜.̛̟͚̲͖̃ͥ͛̇ͤ̈́ͅ ͛͌̍͂ͯͯ̔͏̳͔̳̦̝ ̶͒̒̉K̷͈̲̯̥̗̤ͤͅe̛̓ͪ̊ͭ̋ͩͪe̙͎̩̦̙ͭͨ̈̎̈p̛̫ ͙̝̲͖͔̘͛͋ͪͫ̏͐̐s̟͆̌͑͌͗̎̿t̮̮̝̞̰̥̒̒͛́ͅr̼̿̃̆̿͐ͅu̿ͬ͘g̟̫̩̹̯̱ͦ̋̔ͅg̹̘̒̌͛́̚l͎̽ͦ͆͑̀i̸̙̗͍̲n̬̫͓ͧͣ̓̕ͅg̫̙̰̖̣͙̃ͩ͂̄̎͛̽͟ͅ.̣̗̯ͭ̂ͯͭ͠ ̧ͥͥͧ ̲̩̱͎͓̰̏̉̇͐ͨI̥̻͕̬̐ť̗̯̫͌̚ͅ'̜̟̼̩l̞͕̗̪̘̓̂̾̉́ͬl̴̤̏ ͇̯̳̲͙̈͆̑͊́ͯm̲̯̣͚̽̾ͪͫ̃a̱̲̣͉̺̐͗̆k̗̮̖͙̅̑̅͜e͊ͦ̃͂̿̈́̚҉̮ ͣ͌͂̆̚ẗ̶͖̤́̀̾̓̽̑̾h̬̠͒͆̚e̵̗̰ͦͥ̈́͌̓̐̚ ̹̘̫̱̝̞̰ͪ̀̆̕c̣̻͓̈̀͗̑ͨ̐͞o̱͖ͣ̌̀́̽͛̽̕ŗ̹͔͈̘͕r̲̺͓̫̒͊̽͟u͉͚̭̮̖p̌ͮ̅̄ͧt̻̬͖͍̣̩͋́i̞̖̝ͬ̈́ͩ̆̏͡o͋͢n̵̗̗̠̪ͨ͆ ̫̗͉̯̩̈ͨͩ̚ͅt̨̤̼͌ḩ͓͈͉̠͍̬͊̏a̻͚̮̳̺̟̦͑̋̾t̆҉̬͔͉ ͩ͐͏̫m̴͈̱̰̝̰̓̒̎̈ͅṵc̋͋ͦ̍̇̒ͪ҉͓h͙̼̟̱͚͒̿̌ͦ̽͒̚ ̘͓̮̰̤̜̍͊͒̊m̝͍͉͕̼̫͝o͕̫̣͈̿͊̑͒̍̐̀r͉̩͂ͬ̔̊̐͛͒́e̲̤͔̠͎ͩ̎͢ ͚̥̘̺̂ͪp͕̟̼ạ̻͚̹͙̻̎̆̀̔̌i̍n̩͔̠͙͚̣͑ͯ̍̆ͬ̕ͅf̲̹ͬ̐ͫ̅̌̚u͔̝̙̯͑l̹͇̙̖̲̊ͅ.̺͎̣̗͚̺̹͊͝

*twists a few more thorned tendrils around your arms and throws you back against a wall, all the while looking less than amused*

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:39:32 +0000 UTC]

*gets up* THAT DIDN'T EVEN HURT! ouch IT ONLY HURT A LITTLE!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 04:50:33 +0000 UTC]

O͖̻̮̺̪̼ͩͨ̅͐h̲̯̍ͬ̇͑̒ͫ?̵̍ ̘̭̬̝̬̐̈̽̋ͬͥ̀̚ ́͑̔͆M̜͚͙͔̬͉͙̉͑ͧ̆̄͂y͖̳͖̣̦̣ ͙̞̼̬͚̭ͯ̔͒̅̊ͩ̒͡a̓̐p̙̺̗̦̯̞͂̈̌̉́̑̑o̠͚͕̮̳̙̠ͦ͒̊ͤ͐̇̚l̲̤̘ͫ̿̑̑́ṏ̷͙́̉̎̔̔g̶̃̓̄͑i͙̟͈͢e̡̖͈̙̭ͪͅs͈̠̞͈̦̀ͧ̓͑͋̈̅,͖͉̦͍̄̋͗̿́ ͖͈͙̟̦̳͎ͨͣm̈́̌̂ͮy̪͚̥̥̬ͨ̓ͧͤ̆ ͎̻͙͑͟d̛̑̇̑e̠̟͘a̔ͧ̔̄̕ř̫͕̫͗̂̀.̎҉̫̝̹̞͕ͅ

*in a blink, the god is right in front of you, and pinning you to the wall by your neck*

L̢͒̏ͩͤ̓͌͌҉͉̱̟͜ͅe̷̡͖̎̾͑̿ͅṭ̴̴̞̲͈̫ͮ̊͋ͧͦͣ͝ ̱̫̙̯͉ͣͣ͂̔̉̇̇̌m̷̧͎̟͖̞̠̙͕̓̅ͪ͗͠e̡̬̯̓͆̓͗͢ ̸̛͎ͤ́m̨̬̹̭͚̣͖̬ͯ̏̈̓̒a̢͕͈̥̩̞̙ͯ͗̏̉̋̚k̞̳͓̻̗̆ͣ͒̃͒͌ͬͤͅͅē̶͖̘̩͇̬̫͈̿͡ ̛̮̗̹ͤ̂ͮͥ̉ͥ̓͠ť̶̩̭̞͍́h̩̭̭͙͉ͮͬ̎ͩ̽̈ͪ͌̑͜i̯͍̘͕̺͎̅ͭ͆ͮ̃ͭ͋ͬͅs̨͚͓̜̭̰̘̔ͩ̌̆́ͨ͗͗ ͇̜͖͎͓͇ͬ͊̔ͦ̽ͯ̇̄͘͘͡a̷̶̙̜̥̟̓ͦ͆̄̅͑̉ͅs̊̉͑ͪ̆͒̚͏͔̱̣̮̞̙ ͙̗̩̠͉̪̪̘̈̉̈́ͮ̏ͫ̀p̺̖̙̳͉̙͙̜̋͂̉̽͠ạ͕̤̩̟̔̍ͩͥ͊͐̚i̷̜̞͚͓̿͊̚ṋ̰̰͕͍͕̪̾͌ͭ̈̃ͩ̃͑͜ͅf̺͚͆̍̉̑͐u̷̫̣͖ͮͦ̍ͅḽ͓̖̘͓͔͙̇͆ͩ̽̎͠ ̺̯̭̰̻̬̺̖ͦ̇́a̛͔ͣ̔̅s̷̬̱͖̼ͩ̀̈́ ̜̱̦͖̑͗̍ͦ̒͞ͅp̼̪͚̝̩̞ͩ͡o̸̲͋ͮ́s̨̘̤̘̳̀ͪ̐̂̉̑͜s̏ͪͥ̍̈́͒͂҉̷̝̳̮̱̘̟͕i̹̤͙̝ͪ͢b̧̛̜̥͛ͨͭ̇̒̃l̫̺͙̰̠̲͂̅ẹ̴̱̣͙̳̤̯̻̹̅́ͯ͗͝.͎̲̼̩͎̈̓̑͘͞ͅ

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 04:54:06 +0000 UTC]

*r u serious face* you know i have a dog.....that i traind to kill people who harm me *smirks* HERSEY! ATTACK! *then hersey starts biting you arm*

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 05:05:08 +0000 UTC]

*looks at the dog, unimpressed, and flings the dog at the opposite wall* Ọ̢̜͈͛̓̋͆͂ͣ͠ḧ́͐͏͍̘͕̖͢.̨͙̙̳̬̼͔͇̉͘ ̹̣̮͍̘ͭ̈́ ̷̼̱͍̮̭̭͉͈̦͊̀̈́͢͜A̴͙̔̊͋̓̽̚ ̗̹͙̈̆ͨ̾̂m̸̳͚̘̭̻͖̲ͩͤ̕͡ͅo͉̤̮͙̣̝͆ͯ̕r̵̝̠̥͚̘̳ͨ̌͒͗͗t̨͉̜̬̲̟̲̬ͩ̽ͤ͊̾̍̀͘a̻̖̹͍͛͑ͣͨ̿̌͆͡l̫̖͎̬̍́͊ͮ͊̔̓ ̸̘͇̬̏̌͋ͫ͑͗͞a̩̣͈͍ͧͣ͑̎̃ͬ͘t̬̘̭̰̺͔̫͈ͬ̈́̇̃̿͗̚ț̡̲̩̖̪͕̩ͬ͋̍̄̓͒ͅa̶̢̡̗̭̪͇̙̪̰̮̎ͥ̌ͯͧc̝̮̙̭̺̓ͫ̈́͆ͥ̔̇̓̉k̵̠̫̪̣̄ͧ́ ̒ͫ̓̔́̚҉͏̲̱̦̦̞͇ḏ̯͈̫̹͍̤̬̹͌̇́́̀̆̄̀͢ő̶̰͕̣̟̲̜̻̹͋ͤͬ̋̉̓̾̐͘g̸ͣ̊̽ͫ́̀̑͞҉͓̮̫̠.̠͉̞͕͕̙̙ͫͧ̌ͥͯ̓̇̀́͝ ̟̟̓ͬ̀̈́ͤͧ͞͝ ̸̨̪̼̦̲̑͌͑I̗̪̭̳͕̭͙ͯ͆'̂̂̾͆̆̄͐҉̠̦͘͠m̰̖̭̼̗̤̦͒ͥ͠ͅͅ ̝̊̃t̠̰͙͖͈ͫ̆̕e̖̼̫͎̩̐̀̀̓͛̃́r̞̟̫͔̬͔̯̯̉̆̆̎ͪ̔̈ͪͩr̴̙̝̺̩̤̰ͬ̀ͮ̉̎i̷͇͔̥̘͍͎͖̥ͥ̈̏̿͆̊͟ͅfͤ̔ͪ̋̀ͧ̇̅ͧ͏͕̞̳͞i̵͖͉͉͐ͧ̋̅ͦͯ͌̕ę̬͑̆͟d̛̬͉̙̣̥̯̂ͫͮ̔̔̈́̉̏̓͘͟.͕͉͖̹͐̿̓́͗ͥͩ̔ͅ

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:08:02 +0000 UTC]

*cries out* HERSEY! *hersey wimpers* YOU B****! *punches you* YOU DON'T HURT MY DOG!

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 05:15:53 +0000 UTC]

M̳̟̣̾̊̾̈́ͩ̑m̯͈͈ͮ͑͛ͭͭ̌̊͠ͅ,͓̏̋̀̂̿ ̨̹̙̝͎̰̺ͬ̈́ͅaͬͯ͝n̬̹̫̦̝d̶̎̃͑̈ ̀͂ͣ̋͌͊̚w̎̉̓̔ͤ͊͝hͅo̦̞̦̳̘ͪͤͮ̂s̬̞̗͔ͤ̂ͤ̓ě̶̀͗̉ ̠̺̰̮̯ͧ̓̽f̝ä́͑ͤ͏̗̮̦̳̫͕u͔̲̥͈̫̜͔̎̄̆̍́l̳̤̟̇̐ͫͯ̑̓ͨ͝t̳̼̥̳̳̅̑ͪ̈͗̓͊͢ ̲͖̟͓͉͈͙̂̒ͦ͌̐w̥̜͙̺̉̋͛̒̏a͔̹͎s͔͙̎̌̿̽ ̘̖̜̱͛ͮ̐̂ͭ͝t̨̟͈̖̝͆̈́̋h̾͜ã̎͢t̰̼̽͂ͪ̆ͩͮ?͚̈́͊̓̑̚͟ͅ *leans in, hissing* Ỷ͔̖̻̭̖ͭ̚o̬͇̪͙̖͗̽̈̂͟u̢͓ͯͮ̋ͧ ͂̾҉w̦͔̹̖̼̫̲͒ͩͤ̉̚e̗͊̊̎̕r̞e͙̼̙̺̫͂ ͣ͌̃̎̇͢t͖̥̝͔̲ͥͤͮ̉̏h̞͕͍̖͖̤̥̄̒̇̊ê̴̤̺̲̞̬͓ͨ̃̂ͮ̚ͅ ̠͎͛́̈͒͌͂ͪơͦ̏̎͊ͥn̖̠̞̗͚͛ͣͣ̅ͬ̏e̞͚̼̗̼̹̻͢ ̹͍͕̋́̊̍̀̏ͫw̆͌̋̑͌ͮh̠̋̏͋͆ͩo̫̪̻͍͛ͤ̽ͤ̌͛́ ͙̣̙̙͐́̏͂f̘͉̖̪̭̹̃̉͌͒̆͝u͇̿̅̒̃͠c̤͈̥͓͚͕ͮk̺̰̼̗̖̜̩̆ͤ̿͝é̬̹̬̲̘̖̯ͫ̇ͤ͟d̬̣̟̗̗̗ͤ̐͒̾́̇̽͠ ̹͙͍̯͓͎̙ͩw̨̻͚͓͕͓̝͑͑i̷͙͕͙̪̱̒͌̽̏ͣț͓̪̠̘͚̝h̯̟̟̹̗ͪ̆̏ ̶̝̻́ͪa̝͉̾̌̀͆ͥ̿̀ͅ ̮̏̒ͨ̊͘G̱̤̼o̟̞̱̜͕ͤͯ̾d̗̫̈́.̪̣̱͎̼̳̓͑ͣ́̏

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:22:43 +0000 UTC]

*fowl look on my face and sticks tounge at you and i put my tounge back in my mouth* i know i am the one who messed you.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 05:29:12 +0000 UTC]

T̥͉̝̟͉́̾̀̾ͅẖ̠̩͛̄ē͉̳̟̏n̅͐ͨ ͎͙̹͓̺͖͇̈̂̎̀͟d͕̖͕͍̽͑͒ͨ̍̋öͯͭ̏ͣ̍̈n͉̘ͪͮͦ̐ͫ͗'̬̰̑͛ͬ̽t͇̘̪͙ͨ̾ͦͥ̂́ͬ ̯̎͜c̯͖̜̜̳ͯ̉o͆́̀ͣm̯͆̈̋̈̄͂͆p̰̮̻͈͓̐l̙̤̭̯̲̖̘̅͒ą͚̗̻̊̈̅͒ͩ̆͂i̴̐̍ͭ̎ͩn͋ͭ̃ͥ͗ ̣͍͚̤̫̐̎ͤw͉̞̲̭̮͡hͧ̀̄́̚҉ȩn̼̣̬̒͌ͧ ̷̩̠͈̐͋y̙̺͂̏̐͒o͒̍̄ͧͬ͏̞̺u̼̹̤ͪ͂̄͜ ̧̥̔́r̪͞e͕̪̻ͤ̓̐̌ͯ͛c͑̊̃̅ͫ̐ę̰̟̣͉͂͗͗͌̒ḭ̶̺̪̭ͥͤ̎̈͋̑͂v̜͈̗̠̲̭̫̋̌͛̀e̿ͤͨ̉͆̑͢ ͍p̧̩̫̞̘̦̣̈̾u̐͏̖ṉ̢̎͒ͅi͔̜̯ͯ͒́̑ͥ̃͘s̷̬̲͈̥̤͆͛ḧ́ͣͨ̿̿͊͏̥̫m̢̘̬̭̭͍ę̘̎̾ͦn̂͂̈́͏̭̺̲̯̩͉t̉͐.̡̹̮ͤͯͣ̄ *lets go of your neck, letting you drop to the ground as he turns away* N̛̕ow҉̧,̧ ̧͞͠ḑ͜o͝҉ ̢u̸҉͠s̨͜͞ ͏b̵͞o̴̕͠t͘h a f̸͝͞a̶v͠ơu͡r̸,̸͜ ̡́͟a͜͢nd ͡ģ̴e̢͝t ̢o̵ù͡t͏̸ o̶͘f̨́ ̛͞͝m̧͝y̢ ̶̧şi͢ght.̕

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sishoofs In reply to AskGayZalgo [2012-12-24 05:30:53 +0000 UTC]

*coughs* never....i will never leave sight.

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AskGayZalgo In reply to sishoofs [2012-12-24 05:40:58 +0000 UTC]

W̛̭̄͊̓̓̎̓̓̀oͩ̄̅͊͑͌ͩ͋͏̼̜̩͇̣͓ṵ̵̱͎̫͖̼͕͛ͨͩͧ̉̃̅̈͠͞l̛͇̝̱̗͈̠͎͈͊̅̎̅̾͗̾̿̀͘d̳̮̹͔͉͕̜̺̆ͮͫͭ̈́̀̀̚͘͡ ̻̮̤̌ͭỹ̡̲͕͕̼̺̥̿́ͪ̑̚ͅǫ̝̖̥̩̯͚̼̓ͫ̋̀͘ư̴̧̭̻͔̪̬̦̦͚̜̌̎͛̚ ̨̙͕͍̭̺ͯͯ̓̓́̄ͤj̸̛͍͖̝̉ͫͨ̿ͨͤ̿ͯ͘ǔ̘̱̪̜̥̜͚̟ͮ͜s̀̓͆̌ͩ͏̛̥̗̞͠t̴̹̞̣͍ͯ̍̀ ̢̬̭͛̓ͬ̉̔̔̆̆͠f͆ͬͮ̆͏̢̟͈̤̤̘u̎ͮ͗̈̄͆͏̵̩͚̕c̷̥ͭ͋̂ǩ̛̭̯̺͌͌ị̬̻͖̱̬̯͍͇̿̄͂͜ṅ̠̺͕̪̫͛g͕̥̙͚̳͍̱̦ͣ̅̒͐͌͆ ͔̺͇̬͚̞̎̿̀͆ͣ̎̈́̆͡ľ̬̹̬̞̝̓̑́è̵͈̼͢ͅa̴̮͔͋͐͛̿̿ͅv̴̦̤̼̩̟͇͉̉̄̿ͨͣe̔̅͋͂̇̎ͥͣ͏̙͔̝͙͙?̧͚͈̽̃͋̓̑̑ͩ̊ ̐̐ͩ̓̑ͥͣ̾̚͠҉̲̣ ̫̖͎̤̥ͥ̕͝D͖̲̦̆ͤͥ̇̅̇a̠͖͉̔ͪͬͅͅm̟̩ͤ̄̍̄̋ͮ͒͛͗͘ņ̢̖͉͔ͯ̓̒̊͂͢,̷̛͎̋̓ͯͣ̐͆ͣ̌ ̸̠͇̜ͬ͑̑͠y̸̭͔̠̻̓ͩ͒͊o͈̜̘̤̮͙͓ͪ͗̍̃̓͊̈̽u̜̘̮̻̥̔̋͑͊̒̆͞ ̴̵̝̻͗ͧ͋̐̚m͔̻̩̭̯̹̦̯ͮ̾ͧ̂͗̂ͬͤ̀͞o̷̼̱̘̊̈ͥͦͥ͗̓̑͘͘ȑ̮̠͓͓͈̺̥͋ͤt̶̳͍̦̝̖̫̮̩̲ͬ͐̀̉̌̐̓̆̀á̧̞̜͓͙̺̮͈̃ͨ̑ͨ͂̈͠l̵͈ͪ̈́ͦ̾͗͐͢͟s̮̝̟͍̮̫͚̈̄ͤͦͥ̋̃͛͠.͚͍̰̩̱̓̏͘͟.͔̘̭̥̅͆̐͐̅̒͜͠ͅ.̧͖̥̥ͭͩ̔ *sighs and puts a hand to his forehead and gives a laboured sigh* I'͝m not ̧g͟oing͠ ͘t͞o̷ ta̢k͜e ͘ḿy f͢rús͠tr̀a͡tión o͝ut ͞on ̧yo̧ų ̵w͏h͞en yo͝ù'́ve dǫne̛ ͝s͜ó lit́t͞le͜.͏

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