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Published: 2012-06-14 10:34:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1981; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 6
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you know you can\'t be as fabulous as me.lol just my new id. <3
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*sits down* god what i have i gotten myself into *crawls to my dog who is still wippering* it's okay hersey.....it's okay. *looks at you with a death glare and throws my pocket knife at you* common hersey let's run *picks up hersey and runs somewhere and is hiding*
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*catches the pocket knife with a tendril and stares at it for a few moments, sighing sadly* ... fucking damn it...
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*queitly laughs* he will never find us hersey *hersey barks* you just killed me hersey
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*glances up* i know exactly where you are, hun. hiding from me is kind of pointless. *closes pocket knife and tosses it to you* hold on to this. you might need it.
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*thinks HE KNOW WHERE I AM OH MY GAWD! and catches pocket knife* okay *runs at you and pushes you down* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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*snarls* Nอขotอ อoฬตาnฬทอ ฬอmeฬกฬง,ฬทฬถ ฬขyอoฬขuฬฬ อาอdฬออกuฬาmฬฬทbอ ฬbอขiอฬกtอcอhฬดฬธฬถ-ฬตอ-อฬถ *closes eyes and sighs* ... I'm not going to fight you. Get off of me.
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*picks you and you slip cause my hands are covered in sweet(ewww i know)* OH S*** I'M SO SORRY >^<
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*gets up and brushes himself off* ... whatever. it's the least of my problems right now.
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*urge to bet you up* do not bet him up..............*pokes you*
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*grabs your finger and nearly breaks it* please stop fucking testing me.
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*stares at you* okay but please don't break my finger *then my dog jumps on you and starts licking your face* HERSEY GET OFF HIM NOW!!!!
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*sputters, but then breaks into a laugh* aww, look the fuck at you. aren't you just fucking precious? *pats hersey on the head*
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*hersey barks happily* -_- *walks to a corner and sits in the corner*
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lol your dog is cute when he's not trying to bite the shit out of everything.
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hersey is a girl *grumpy*
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*sighs and does nothing and i start to talk to self* what the frick is wrong with me? i feel like i'm sad or depressed....wtf why is that? *thinks i better f***ing not be in love with this guy!or i will kill myself!!!*
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... sweetie, you alright? you're muttering to yourself. trust me when i say that's not a good sign.
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... doesn't sound like nothing.
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its embaressing to say okay *blushes*
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lol okay, hun. you don't have to tell me, i was just concerned. i mean, hell, gods are supposed to take care of mortals as a general rule, so...
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*feels sad or even unhappy or both* okay.........*looks depressed*
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nothing, sweetheart, you just looked upset.
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oh,well *gets up* might as well go home
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alright. 
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i will, come on Hersey lets go home *Hersey whines*
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Only I can wear the glasses, Sugar Lamb.
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i'd like to see you make me take them off, sweetheart.
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l o fucking l you're adorable.
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ouo Why you so gay? *not judging* but.......can you draw a picture of Jeff and you? o///u///o
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because, baby, i was born this way.
honey, you don't want to see me draw shit. i've already drawn shit and posted it here before and it wasn't pretty.
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You look fabulous, Zalgo~
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don't i always? <3
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Lol, who ever doesn't know that your fabulous... then there trippin'. Omg! I just love ya Zalgo 
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and here's a mortal who fucking gets it. <3 thanks, sweetheart.
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You wouldn't corrupt a lil unicorn like moi if I touched your horns?
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... lol yeah, i would. honey, i don't care what the fuck you are, you're not touching the horns.
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I need some shades like that. They look gorgeous on ya <3
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everyone needs shades like mine. lol thanks sweetie.
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I totally feel like an idiot right now........ffffffff...... Lol
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