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Published: 2012-11-29 07:34:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 785; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 0
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Well...strider tried changing me back from a foal, but now...im this. A green alien.I guess it has its benefits...I can study how they act! For who knows how long i am like this...
(( Jake got turned into a troll thanks to Dirk! :'D He'll be a troll until Christmas...X'D ))
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I am not weird! *huffs* How am I weird looking?!
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Y0U D0N7 H4V3 4N 457R0L0GY 51GN..*taps my bottom jaw with hoof*4ND WH475 W17H 73H 0V3R8173 7H3R3
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*looks quite offended* My overbite is none of anypony's business! And...my cutie mark as always been this!
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My cutie mark is fine!
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Y34H YKN0W.U5 7R0LL5 4LL H4V3 4 51GN FR0M 73H Z0D14C.L1K3 M1N3 15 G3M3N1
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Oh....well, I don't know my sign...
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W0W WH47 K1ND4 7R0LL 4R3 Y0U?
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Im really a human...my coltfriend tried turning me back from a foal to my normal self, but i ended up as a troll instead...
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Ehe, yeah. Kind of embarrassing.
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*blinks* Oh, Another Troll...? *walks up to, circling* Thats Funny, You Look Nothing Like Any Troll Ive Ever Seen... Actually, Your Starry Mark Appears To Be Off Too.... How... Peculiar... *shakes her head and sits down with her hoof out* Oh, Do Forgive Me--I've Forgotten My Manners! You May Call Me Spica... What Is Your Name...?
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*watching her circle him, starting to feel a bit odd* Starry mark? Er...the name is Jake. Jake English.
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"En... Glish"? What Does That Translate To? Sounds Exotic! *friendly grin, still holding out hoof for him to shake*
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Um...I don't think I ever heard somepony telling me its exotic...but just call me Jake.
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"Jake"? Also Exotic! I Will Do My Best To Remember The Pronunciation... So Tell Me Jake: What Kind Of Blood Do You Have? Not That It Matters, Im Just Curious Of What Your Background May Be...
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I...believe it's green...ish?
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Oh--Youre A Jade Blood! How Wonderful! *giggles* I Myself Am A Jade-Blood, As Are My Daughters...
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A...jade blood? Jade is a more...pastel green, mine's vibrant...
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... What? *giggles* Mr English, Jade-Blood Includes Pretty Much All Greens! Come Now, Surely Your Mind Is Not Slipping Upon The Hemospectrum... Need A Refresher?
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*ear twitches* A refresher would be lovely...
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*nods* Alright, As You Wish... I'll Just Use The Simple Colors Though, If You Do Not Mind:
Those With A Raspberry Colored Blood Are The Highest Of All, And Usually Are Highdwellers Or The Mer-Trolls In A Way. On Land, Those With Purple Blood Are The Highbloods, And Then The Ingigos And Deep Blue Bloods... These Are All Very High In Class.
However, Then We Go Lower. Jade-Bloods Are Pretty Rare, And It's Because We Exist In Such Low Numbers That We Are Of The Lowbloods And Usually Servants Or Slaves. Same Goes For The Mustard Blooded Psiioniics, The Darker-Greens, The Russet Bloods.... And... The Mutant Bloods...
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...I, there's other bloodcolors?
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*giggles* Yes Mr English, Didn't I Just Mention Them? That Is Every Blood In The Hemospectrum, And You Can Normally Tell Who Is Who By Their Eye Color... *leans in, looking deep into his* Which Is Why I Am Certain Youre A Jade-Blood Too. I Mean, Ive Never Heard Of A Male With Such Blood, But Your Eyes Seem About The Right Shade... You're Certainly Not Dark-Green Though...
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*backs up a bit* I...*ears pin back*
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Oh My--Do Forgive Me! *backs up quickly, dropping her gaze and ears pinning back; looks sad* I-I Did Not Mean To Be So Forward And Make You Incomfortable. I... I'm Just Fasinated Is All... I... I-I'll Go Away If You Wish...
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Oh no! Please don't! In reality...this is not what i actually look like...my coltfriend accidentally turned me into a troll rather than my normal self...but im using the opportunity to learn more about your species and culture! *takes her hoof and smiles* I would be flattered if you told me more about it...and every last detail would be brilliant!
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*ears perk up in surprise* Not A... W-Wow--You Sure Do Look Like One Though! I'd Be Hapoy To Tell You More, But... May I At Least Know What You Are Then? And... If Youre Friendly...?
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Oh! My species is called just a normal earth pony...you see, I don't have wings nor a single horn like other species that reside on my planet.
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Normal Earth Pony... Ah, So Would I I Be One Too Then? That Is, If I Wasnt A Troll?
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Oh How Interesting! You Truly Are Exotic... *giggles* Once Again, It's Very Nice To Meet You, And I Would Be More Then Happy To Share Whatever Information I Can On Our Culture!
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Well...i do hope some of my questions don't come off as...awkward, you know? Such as reproduction and whatnot.
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Eh, Heh Heh, No This Is Strictly For Learning Purposes, So It's Alright For Now... Is, Is This Information What You Wish To Know First...?
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Um, W-Well... Lets See Now: When A Troll And Another Troll Become Matesprites, They're Required To Fill Buckets For One Another... One Containing Ones Genes, And The Other With The Latter's Genes. This Is Then Taken Away By A Giant, Horrible Monster Coated In A Rainbow Of Blood To Put Into Two Larger Buckets With Genes On Designated Sides And He Takes Them Away To Fertalize Them And Make Grubs, Who Will Be Raised By Creatures (Vicious Or Gentle, Just Depends) Known As Their Lusus, Should They Even Survive....
If One Fails To Have Buckets Filled, They Will Be Killed. If Their Matesprite (Gog Forbid) Dies A Few Days Before Gense Harvestinf Day, They Will Be Slaughtered As Well. And If Those Genes Are Deemed Faulty In Any Way, He Will Kill Both Matesprites... Forgive Me, Are You Getting This All Down? This Is The Whole Process, But It Would Be A Shame Is you Missed Anything....
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*jaw dropping*
These creatures...
...T-They still dont exist, do they?
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Which Creatures? Oh, Do You Mean The Giant Gene Gatherer? Yes, He.... Or, It, Still Exists Today... Actually, Now That I Think About It, It Should Be Making Its Round This Month... But, Only For Matesprites.
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...So, I'm assuming a matesprit is like a...couple or something? I have a coltfriend, but...
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It Means One You Have Flushed Or Very Feelings For And Wish To Spend Your Entire Life With. Some Do This At A Young Age, Others In Their Later Years... Or You Could Just Feel Contempt With Not Having One. But Not To Worry: So Long As You Have Not Declared, You Will Not Have To Give Up Your Genes...
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Oh no! I have a matesprit of sorts...but...uh, he's not a troll, persay. He's a human like i was.
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... I Pray You Know How To Fill A Bucket Then. Drones Do Not Tend To Be Biased...
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*ears fold back, looking scared* Oh Honey....
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