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Published: 2011-10-30 20:16:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 814; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 9
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and spammed a bunch of claps.BECAUSE THEY WENT WITH THE BEEEEAT [link]
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Yeah we all did I mean honestly the whole being a "gentlemen" this is a ruse to lure the kids in
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See I told that to my brother and he agreed with me on that
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me: england is a...
well
i guess its true
sealand said it was
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i agree with you 100% my fellow scot
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DONT DENY THE TRUTH DEAR BROTHER.
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IT'S NOT TRUTH IT'S LIEEESSS.
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Nope. It's allllll true.
Just ask Sealand.
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IT MUST BE LIES BECAUSE I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
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... You being a pedophile.
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Oh yes that.
I'm not a pedo.
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Don't lie to the world, Artie.
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Well that's good. Because you're no gentleman.
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Oh but I am. I'm much more of a gentleman than you.
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At least I don't make claims that I'm something I'm not unlike SOME rotten Englishmen I know.
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Then you might as well admit you're a bescumber already.
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I swear to God I will break your face.
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Aww you're intimidated by my large vocabulary.
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And this is what got you beat up as a child.
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And this is why you're a shitty nincompoop.
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... You'd look so much better with a piece of duct tape over your mouth.
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I'd look much better if someone would MASSAGE MY FEET.
/wiggles my toes on your face.
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-grabs you by your foot and locks you in a closet-
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NO SCOOTY NO NOT THE CLOSET AGAIN ASDKJDHLDGFFF YOU SON OF A ROTTEN BROTHER AND WAIT NO WHAT AAAAAHH I'M IN A CLOSET ALFRED WHERE DID YOU GO GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS BLOODY INSTANT EEEEEEEEEK THERE'S A SPIDER A BLOODY SPIDER ITS LIKE THE SIZE OF MY FACE DEAR LORD GET ME OUT SCOOTY YOU SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD SCOOTY SCOOTY SERIOUSLY SCOOTY SCOOTY SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY SCOOTY SCOOTY SCOOTY IT'S GONNA INHALE ME LIKE A FAMILY SIZED BAG OF DORITOS I SWEAR TO GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE OR I'LL HAVE FRANCE TAZER YOU WALES CHINA ALFRED FELI ANYONE THERE'S A SPIDER I HATE SPIDERS IT'S HUGE I JUST CAN'T SCOOTY I SWEAR SCOOTY SCOOTY ASJDGFKHRFDSES
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Oh? Hang on a moment, I think the phone is ringing.
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YOU BIG ARSEFACE COME GET ME OUT.
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I'm sorry Arthur, but I'm really busy with this phone call.
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*pauses*
... So what were you saying? Something about how much fun you're having in that closet?
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Leave you in? Oh, alright.
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Well if you're that excited about it, I should put you in there more.
Have you met the spider yet?
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*Reads comments*
*Reads topic*
'England is a...'.
....
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((IT FITS SO WELLLLL ))
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