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Published: 2012-01-16 07:30:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 1016; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 9
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EB: hey vriska!EB: are you the thief of heart?
AG: No, it's o8viously Light, dum8ass!
EB: hold on, let me finish!!
EB: are you the thief of heart?
EB: because you've sure stolen mine! :B
AG: ........<3
(( lol no this isn't based on an RP or anything, it's just a random doodle because I felt like drawing but I don't have any questions to answer. Sorry for all the John/Vriska lately though, I swear I ship other things! Really! >u>
But yeah you guys should ask some questions so I don't have time to draw silly things like this to spam you with XD ))
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Fine, let's see if this one's a little less dum8! ::::P
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Did you just do the windy thing? Because you've swept me off my feet!
..Alright, that was really stupid
But its dedicated to youuuu!
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Nah, that's just my incredi8le 8eauty. Happens all the time! [Grins.]
Why are you dedic8ting stupid cheesy lines to me John? If I didn't know 8etter I'd think you were trying to woo me with your adora8ly dorky ways!!!!!!!!
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Oh well I don't doubt you at all!
Why wouldn't I?? and if I am, you would accept it, right? ;D
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You shouldn't! Have I eeeeeeeever 8een wrong?
And yeah, 8ut only 8ecause it's you. :::;) No one else could possi8ly pull off those stupid lines.
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As far as I know, noooooooope!
Thats because of my epic aderpableness! *Grins wide*
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You mean as far as anyone knows, 8ecause it doesn't happen!
[Playfully flicks his nose.]
That 8n't even a word, you're ridiculous.
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Right!
[giggles and rubs his nose, smiling ]
Its a word I invented!
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Well, it sounds suita8ly dorky, I've got to give you that.
[She grins back.]
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[He snickers a bit] Well this is John Egbert we're talking about here.
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You say that like you're proud to 8e a dork!
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Indeed I am!
I mean Dave's made fun of me enough times and stuff but you know thats what bros do!
Not to mention school
alright I'll shut up before this becomes a sob story.
[[oops sadstuck headcanon: john was always made fun of in school ]]
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Hey, no8ody's allowed to pick on you 8ut me! >::::\
You may 8e a dork John, 8ut you're my dork and that is what makes you gr8!!!!!!!! <3
[Kisses him on the cheek. Wow Vriska's being kind of nice???]
(( b'aw ;n; /GIVES HIM ALL THE LOVE, ALL OF IT ))
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hahaha riiight.
[He blushes a bit and just kinda, hugs her. Just wraps his arms around her and gives her a big hug!]
(( i know right!! ;u; //accepts it ))
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[Starts to hug him back aaaand somehow accidentally bops him in the face with her horn. Way to go, Serket. Who's the dork here again?]
Sh8t, s8rry!!!!!!!! You alright?
[Now she's blushing bright blue.]
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[He holds nose, right where he was hit, and all of a sudden starts laughing like a complete dork. That only makes him hug her more! Dork couples ftw.]
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[Aww, this would be a really adorable moment... if Vriska didn't completely misinterpret his laughter in her embarrassment.]
Oh, s8re! L8ugh at the 8lien girl with her 8ig dum8 horns g8tting in the w8y! [Pushes him away and crosses her arms, huffing.]
You know what John, may8e your pink human face got in the way!!!!!!!!
(( jeez vriska calm yo tits ))
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[He still lets out a couple dork giggles] heh heh! Calm down Vriska, I wasn't making fun of you. Your just cute!!
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[That makes her shut up. She frowns slightly in confusion as she processed that.]
John, I just hit you in the face and yelled at you over nothing like an idi8 8ecause of it! That doesn't seem very cute!!!!!!!!
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I think its cute! Your just a fun person to be around, honest. Even if you mess up sometimes, I wont notice because I love being with you!
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........8luh, that sounds like something str8 out of one of Karkat's sappy movies!
[She makes a face but it's obvious she's trying hard not to smile now.]
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[He just grins. He loves how stubborn she is!]
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(( sorry for the late replies! ;; ))
Hey, what are you grinning a8out????????
[She's still trying to act upset but it's really not working, especially since she couldn't help but smile just a tiny bit despite herself.]
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[he laughs, and suddenly thinks. This is kind of like a movie, and he's the hero who gets the girl! So he decides to say something hopefully cool] Shut up and kiss me! [And he kisses her. Score! John you are the coolest. ]
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[Her eyes widen and she lets out a muffled "mmph?" of surprise against his lips. She hadn't been expecting that. But it really was kind of cool, and she liked it. So she chuckled slightly, then shut up and kissed him.]
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[John is the most swag boyfriend you could ever ask for. Yep. ]
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although the 'pickup line' was most derpy his derpy way of saying it surely got her heart
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:^D hehe no problem!~~ i like the colorsssss
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(( Thanks! Colors are funnn~ c: ))
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they are :3 are these homestuck characters or something? I know little about it but yeah i could be wrong xD
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(( Yep, you're right! They're Vriska (who I'm roleplaying on this account) and John from Homestuck~ I'd recommend reading it if you have a lot of time; it's quite long and complicated at times but well worth it in my opinion. c: ))
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oooh ok 
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