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Published: 2014-12-16 03:29:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 417; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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I had to go into this huge debate with Slender on why I shouldn't have to share a room with him in the mansion ((Toby was being used at the moment by Slender so that was why he was in the mansion, he usually allows us to live in the mansion but all other rooms are filled so he makes us share with Toby but Toby isn't the best of people and so we all asked to go to the shack so we wouldn't have to deal with /that/ and now BEN, Jeff, Masky, and Hoodie are in the shack and Toby is enjoying his room alllll alone like a dick)) The room Toby is in is reserved for the proxies he is using at the moment so he can keep track of them, he was thinking about using me but I wasn't up for that kind of thing, and plus my vision isn't the best even though he gave me that black goopy shit as a kind of substitute so I can see. But who really wants to be in a room with Toby.
He was like "*telepathic voices in head* Hey you should come over to the mansion and be a proxy for a while" and at that time I was on the streets and stuff because I had never even heard of the mansion and so I was like "Fuck yeah" and then he was like "Well you will have to stay with Toby" and he is just nope and i was like nope so we both noped and I left and then met BEN and JEFF and Hoodie and Masky.
I think it worked out better because I feel more at home in the basement of a shack rather than a shared room with /him/ in a mansion. It's great here.
Toby didn't make the best first impression but myeh, none of us really do, so we still talk and stuff I just don't live with him and yeah.
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Comments: 9
wsdragon1 [2014-12-16 03:39:47 +0000 UTC]
toby pok picking wux vepeks wux malai (dragonic for: Toby stop picking you nose you idiot)
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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to wsdragon1 [2014-12-16 03:40:49 +0000 UTC]
XD Toby does what he wants, and that is the saddest thing I can say right now
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wsdragon1 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-12-16 03:59:30 +0000 UTC]
sadly shar si mi jimva di jacida vobit sik (sadly but i am sick of his crap lately)
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wsdragon1 In reply to AskTheKidneyKingEJ [2014-12-17 00:59:18 +0000 UTC]
origatoi filki yenta si ehtaha vi hatchet persvek sia waeth ( Lets just say I found a hatchet in my bag)
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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to wsdragon1 [2014-12-17 01:16:51 +0000 UTC]
Idk what that means, hatchets are everywhere lolol
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Inside-My-Mind [2014-12-16 03:33:47 +0000 UTC]
This is genius omg-
Just Toby picking his nose
X'D I'm crying I really like this answer-
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AskTheKidneyKingEJ In reply to Inside-My-Mind [2014-12-16 03:40:08 +0000 UTC]
All I could imagine was just him being all picking his nose and me walking in like Wow this room is grea- wtf no stop it
And then Slender is like "Damn another one lost.... oh well going to have to stick with Toby for a while"
I imagine Toby's personality to be like all weird and he tries his best to be social and then he just ends up being weird so he goes with it and is like oh you don't like my nose picking? Well my brain is well scrubbed and ready for use! whaT ABOUT YOU HUH? WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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