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Published: 2010-01-16 22:28:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 2606; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 18
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Description Wooow.
So, I watched the Wrath of Khan for the first time this afternoon (I know, I know, how can I consider myself a trekkie?)

But anyway...as amused as I was by the manboobs all I could think of whas the stupidity of the sentence "It's cold in space."

I really felt like saying "No shit sherlock"

I was also thinking of Kirk's old school smiling ways - he's so freakin' charming, he could cute himself out of any situation .


Star trek is owned by Paramount and Gene Roddenberry....lucky sods.
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Comments: 40

DiTheCreator [2014-01-26 08:35:36 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO Now I'm never going to hear that line the same again. XD I think Khan talks so much he doesn't even hear what he's saying. 

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TheAnkylosaurus [2011-04-18 00:47:35 +0000 UTC]

Well, the quote is stupid because space isn't necessarily cold, depending on the distance between you and a source of heat. Hopefully, though, your environmental controls WON'T involve you feeling space any time soon.

I love the pic, BTW.

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wolther [2011-01-22 20:38:19 +0000 UTC]

dem man boobs
i almost cried XD

and yeah that comment was very "no shit sherlock, wanna have a medal?"

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Orange-Zeppelin [2010-09-04 04:43:46 +0000 UTC]

I think it's more likely that Kirk would be the one enamoured by Khan, what with that sexy chest and hard nipples!

Yeah, I spend a lot of time drooling over his nipples.

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colorsoftuesday [2010-07-21 23:40:28 +0000 UTC]

Shatner's.... hair........ so.... poofy



This is hilarious, by the way xD

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simengt [2010-06-29 06:55:36 +0000 UTC]

nobody can't take his eyebeam............ lol

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FoilFaerie [2010-06-25 14:37:31 +0000 UTC]

This line is one of my all time favorite quotes. And it spawned the best reference when it was used on The Big Bang Theory.

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Asolus In reply to FoilFaerie [2010-06-25 14:47:17 +0000 UTC]

I love Big Bang Theory - so geeky and fabulous!
I'm glad you like it XD

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FoilFaerie In reply to Asolus [2010-06-25 21:07:27 +0000 UTC]

I know! It's amazing!

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trekkieandproud [2010-02-17 10:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Lol. James T. Kirk is a danger to the galaxy even when he doesn't mean it.

I have a fanfiction where Kirk goes to the engine room instead of Spock if anyone wantst to read it here's the link-[link]

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hatakesmash [2010-01-18 00:25:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh my, how wonderfully campy that movie was lol


I'M LOVIN ME SOME KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

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Asolus In reply to hatakesmash [2010-01-18 09:29:17 +0000 UTC]


Thank you so much for all the faves
And a Star Trek movie just isn't right unless it's got some CAMP in it!

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hatakesmash In reply to Asolus [2010-01-24 00:59:47 +0000 UTC]

Yup! Even Reboot had some camp in it! XD

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Asolus In reply to hatakesmash [2010-01-24 01:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight! Mmmm Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Karl Urban.....

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hatakesmash In reply to Asolus [2010-01-24 01:21:18 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSS~

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legendofzeldalady [2010-01-17 19:16:14 +0000 UTC]

(Its okay! I only just saw it recently too!)
Didn't you just love Jim's Perm?!!!
I laughed the entire movie because of that
and because Khan is the Grandfather from Spykids!

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Asolus In reply to legendofzeldalady [2010-01-17 19:18:22 +0000 UTC]


I know right! The hair on both Kirk and Khan was so wonderfully dated XD But I think that's why I love TOS (and the newer films) so much - there's just so much cheese and camp-ness that it's impossible not to enjoy it.

Thank you so much for such a lovely comment

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legendofzeldalady In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 19:23:35 +0000 UTC]

Great story lines and lots of fun! >w<
You're welcome!!

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ExitWoundss [2010-01-17 16:50:56 +0000 UTC]

i died a little on the inside after reading this...no,no, it was a good death xD

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Asolus In reply to ExitWoundss [2010-01-17 17:15:11 +0000 UTC]


Tee hee, thank you so much!

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codeyumi [2010-01-17 16:28:15 +0000 UTC]

This makes me want to see the movie even more now XD
I think my friend has it... >8D

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Asolus In reply to codeyumi [2010-01-17 17:14:13 +0000 UTC]


You should! It's such a fun film
And thank you so much for the faves.

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codeyumi In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 17:42:24 +0000 UTC]

I will soon
And no problem! ^_^

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Zukofangirl16 [2010-01-17 11:34:18 +0000 UTC]

I think this is awesome.

I love how Khan starts bleeding from the eyes and nose when Kirk does his puppy-dog eyes.

Kirk's smile can do that to a person.

And the obligatory quote:

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

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Asolus In reply to Zukofangirl16 [2010-01-17 11:50:31 +0000 UTC]


Aww thank you so much lovely! And thank you as well for the fave!

And Kirk's smile heals all wounds, he's so charming he could charm the pants of someone who isn't even wearing any

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAN

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Zukofangirl16 In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 11:59:21 +0000 UTC]

No problem! ^,^

Yes, he has that certain sexiness that he can charm even when the pants are off.

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LilianG [2010-01-17 10:43:32 +0000 UTC]

That's awesome I can't stop laughing xDD

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Asolus In reply to LilianG [2010-01-17 10:59:52 +0000 UTC]


Thank you so much

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LilianG In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 11:06:53 +0000 UTC]

No problem at all

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rayfann [2010-01-17 09:54:35 +0000 UTC]

it makes you wonder why he says such obvious things lol

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lost-in-twos [2010-01-17 00:24:30 +0000 UTC]

No shit Sherlock is one of the best string of words in existence BV

And LOL Khan BD

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herr-garrett In reply to lost-in-twos [2010-01-17 10:16:46 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely concur

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lost-in-twos In reply to herr-garrett [2010-01-17 13:50:57 +0000 UTC]

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Asolus In reply to lost-in-twos [2010-01-17 00:26:19 +0000 UTC]


I overuse it so much - but it's not my fault that everyone feels the need to act like Captain obvious XD

Thanks so much for the comment lovely

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lost-in-twos In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 00:28:44 +0000 UTC]

Ok I have never seen that hugging emote and I can't stop laughing!

And why does everyone just HAVE to be obvious?

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Asolus In reply to lost-in-twos [2010-01-17 00:30:23 +0000 UTC]

I know XD
They should learn to be more subtle. Or, like me...just act incredibly sarcastic the whole time

I get a bit bored of hugging and glomping - I wanted a hug emote to truly express my joy in the comment

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lost-in-twos In reply to Asolus [2010-01-17 01:05:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank you

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BalanceSplashRhyme [2010-01-16 22:32:52 +0000 UTC]

I thought the same thing when I saw it.

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Asolus In reply to BalanceSplashRhyme [2010-01-16 22:41:47 +0000 UTC]


Thank you so much for the fave!
And yeah Khan, for such an intelligent man, is CAPTAIN OBVIOUS XD

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BalanceSplashRhyme In reply to Asolus [2010-01-16 23:06:26 +0000 UTC]

No problem!

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