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AsswhompSupreme — Swindle - Robot Mode

Published: 2004-09-15 10:29:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 2040; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 66
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Description A 'repaint' I did using Instructions for Energon Snow Cat downloaded from Hasbro's official Transformers website, [link]

Well, here’s the next entry into the “Gestalt Project” Combaticons, Swindle. Try not to laugh. I know this has to be the most ridiculous repaint idea to date, in principal at least. I took the one of the TWO 100% ARCTIC transformer vehicles in…EVER (as far as my mind can remember, the only other one being the Minicon Iceburg/Armorhide), and what did I do? I gave it a DESERT color scheme. Call me crazy. Yeah, well…I’m sure you could use…things with tank treads and skis…in the sand…maybe…probably… D’ah well. See, the problem is, Transformers seriously lack good ‘offroad’ truck type vehicles. At least in the Deluxe size department. Much less an all-terrain desert military jeep like swindle’s supposed to be. Oh sure, there’s Strong Arm, he’s absolutly perfect, but he’s freaking too small. So in terms of the Deluxe sized Energon and Armada figures, I was kinda screwed. I was originally gonna use Armada Smokescreen, because it looks a little like a heavily armored, all terrain truck, and it has a huuuuuuge cannon/crane on it, but…it just didn’t feel quite right. On a crazy whim, I tried his scheme on Snow Cat, the only other possible choice really. Again, it doesn’t quite fit, but it looks like a convincing enough Combaticon for me. Does it make a good Swindle Homage? I don’t know. I got so frustrated with this one, that I just tried to GET a finished product, knowing nothing I did would be perfect. Hopefully I got as close as possible with the given molds I had. (*Damn…I’m just now thinking I should have tried his colors on Armada Prime maybe…just to see how it would work…d’ah well, too late now, heh*)

Vehicle Mode HERE: [link]

Artwork is © Hasbro, only colored by me (and halfassed at that) in plain ol' MS paint.
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Comments: 16

SigmaCore [2004-09-15 14:53:03 +0000 UTC]

The colors seem to fit pretty well on this guy, and the vehicle mode does look pretty sweet, but...

*re-reads DD's comment above*

Bwaaaahahaahaahahahahhaaaaa! That's just to funny!!!

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to SigmaCore [2004-09-15 22:20:48 +0000 UTC]

Heh, glad ya don't think it's TOO far fetched at least. And yeah...DD's...a freak (And I DON'T mean the perverted naughty kind. ...Well...maybe a little of that too...). I gave her permission to comment on my pics, no matter how goofy/stupid she wanted to be, just cause it's fun and entertaining, heh.

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DarrkestDrow [2004-09-15 12:26:12 +0000 UTC]

...lookit that gut! Too many beers! erm...too many energon...um...cube things...

.......

*tilts head to the side* Or is that his boobies?

Casca: "My, what big boobies you have."

Guts: "All the better to nurse you with."



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

*points to the picture!* Swindle!!!! It's him! SWINDLE!!!!! Ya know...swindle...the one who likes to screw everone over and steal all their nickles. Yeah...that guy... You remember him right? He stole my change out of the soda machine that one time and then blamed it on the little children. The ones with the big sad eyes. You remember that right?

.........

.........

SWINDLE!!!!

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-15 22:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...Swindle needs to switch to "Diet" Energon. And...do you think robo boobies are still called "Knockers"? Or would they be "Clangers"?

And...you know I have to do this...cause you did that...

"My love for you...is like a truck...berserk-er.
You know you want to making with...BERSERK-er.
...BERSERK-ER!
...ber-serk-er."


Oh yeah...and yeah, I remember the Swindle you're talking about. He was that guy, right? The one with the pants?

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-16 01:48:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes! The hot pink ones...with the frills! It was HIM!

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-16 03:15:45 +0000 UTC]

'Member when he said that thing that one time to that guy? Yeah, that was hilarious.

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-17 09:31:10 +0000 UTC]

...that wasn't funny...it was just rude... How DARE you bring that up again! ...I KNEW you had a thing for him! ...You probably LIKED hearing him talk to you like that! It probably turned you on! Yer a sick, sick man! Hmph! Good day to you sir!

*scoffs and storms off*

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-17 13:29:09 +0000 UTC]

...No...i mean that OTHER time he said that OTHER thing to that OTHER guy. You know, the funny thing. The one that made you laugh so much you squirted choclolate milk out yer nose.

And you know yer the ONLy one who can turn ME on baby,

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-18 02:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Ohhh, THAT time with the other thing. The whole, "Whoops, I just stepped in a pile of Hobbit" thing, I remember now. Ha! FUH-ney!

Oh and...if I remember correctly... that wasn't chocolate milk coming out my nose...

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-18 08:32:17 +0000 UTC]

...then WHAT prey tell, WAS that coming out of your nose young lady, hmm?

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-19 14:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Ummm...it wasn't what YOU'RE thinking you sick-sick bastard!

Although an image of soft serve ice cream does come to mind. Fresh from the tap! Ewwww!

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-19 15:51:54 +0000 UTC]

...you know what? I REALLY don't know what you're getting at here, and what's more, i'm pretty sure I DON'T WANNA know.

You just...keep whatever that is you're talking about to yourself...

...weirdo freak...

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-20 03:09:05 +0000 UTC]

[Tries again]

...

Oh, like you inferring that it was "man-milk" wasn't nasty???

...jerk...

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-20 03:08:03 +0000 UTC]

... :sadangle:

Oh, like you inferring that it was "man-milk" wasn't nasty???

...jerk...

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AsswhompSupreme In reply to DarrkestDrow [2004-09-20 05:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Aww...lets stop all this fussin' an'a feudin'...

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DarrkestDrow In reply to AsswhompSupreme [2004-09-20 15:22:41 +0000 UTC]



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