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AtomicRedBoots — It began with a fart

Published: 2011-09-27 00:26:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 14999; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 25
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Description Uhum.
The beer goddess appeared in front of the little gurl, showing her the peace that brings boobs, pussies and beers.

The little girl was shocked, but amused! and she decided to trust the goddess and learn the chloeism ways.

And so, by the power of the rainbowfart, they made a deal.
The little gurl became the goddess's prodigal daughter and promised she would spread the chloeism all over the world.

Then the gurl wrote some commandments:
-you will lurv every single woman in the world, then do it again.
- you will drink every single beer in the world, then burk loudly.
- you will look at every single pair of boobs in the world, then touch them.
- you will watch every single yuri show/series/movie/cartoon/comic/manga/anime/etc. Then draw fanarts.
-you will watch every single not yuri show/series/movie/cartoon/comic/manga/anime/etc. Then draw femslash.
-you will live in peace and perfect balance between nature and internet.
- you will feel like having dreadlocks. But there are no dreads like Chloe's ones.
-You will go get a roomie. Cause that blonde will make your life better.
-you must be naked at least 23 hours per day. No matter the season you're in.
-you will visit Belgium once in a month. Cause all the awesome people goes there. Even the goddess.

enjoy, people, join the chloeism and your lives will have sense.
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Comments: 17

SomebodySuperCoolio [2013-01-10 12:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Anarcyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

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RosarioAlchemist456 [2012-11-28 01:35:19 +0000 UTC]

YES
I WILL FOLLOW THESE COMMANDMENTS WITH MY HEART AND SOULLLL

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blubirdie [2011-10-11 02:05:22 +0000 UTC]

Awesome

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hereticalM [2011-09-28 20:21:43 +0000 UTC]

You have another (happily willing!) convert here! (Granted, can't follow the belgium one due to time and money and can't follow the beer one since I'm somewhat allergic to alcohol. The rest I'm game to follow!)

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slovenianjurij [2011-09-27 10:04:30 +0000 UTC]

I hope you aren't serious with this.

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clover-comics [2011-09-27 08:11:40 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaaa, laughing out loud at this, really!
Ooh this is just excellent. A must tweet if I must say. I knew you'd be the right prodigal daughter
You just understand everything essential to the chloeism. Including the rainbow fart.

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AtomicRedBoots In reply to clover-comics [2011-09-27 17:14:56 +0000 UTC]

you have taught me well. though the Belium commandment is the only one i cannot follow for now

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rezy16 [2011-09-27 07:25:34 +0000 UTC]

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Arianod [2011-09-27 07:04:35 +0000 UTC]

Already following a few of these commandments. That a good thing?

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AtomicRedBoots In reply to Arianod [2011-09-27 16:32:15 +0000 UTC]

yes, tio, yes. An excellent thing it is.

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Arianod In reply to AtomicRedBoots [2011-09-27 16:35:09 +0000 UTC]

Ramen!

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Fluffy-Artist [2011-09-27 03:13:21 +0000 UTC]

All hail the new Goddess! *bows*

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KnifeyUtensil [2011-09-27 02:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Im already a Chloeist and it is wonderful. xD

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AtomicRedBoots In reply to KnifeyUtensil [2011-09-27 02:08:01 +0000 UTC]

HAHA THAT'S THE ATTITUDE! <3

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Marie--Wulf [2011-09-27 01:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Thus, a new (internet) religion was begun!
Later, I gotta go draw fanarts!

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acidic-leaf [2011-09-27 01:03:47 +0000 UTC]

the new religion

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0-Pau-0 [2011-09-27 00:48:29 +0000 UTC]

I love all the commandments that the gurl wrote 8D specially 1, 3 and 9 xDD
I will obey all of them :L

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