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The problem wasn't the fact that Game freak was reselling an upgraded pair of games that aren't even two years old...

Ohhh, I wish that was the problem. At least then, I could actually cope with it...

Instead, they break one of the biggest rules in Game-Making 101: never enforce overly-social relationships onto the player.

I wish I could've been making this shit up! Out of everything Ultra Sun & Moon has done, THIS is what breaks it for me! At least with everything else, I was expecting it to be a Platinum throwback, so I was never UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED!
THIS......THING!!! Has the audacity to give you tips every possible instant, and BE SELF-AWARE OF THE FACT THAT IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!! To a novice, these tidbits are annoying at worst; to everyone that has actually played Pokémon for the past 2-20 years, it's an insult to your intelligence and dignity.

This isn't me ranting about "Better heal ur 'mons", or "Been a while; wanna save?" At least in those moments, I feel I have control, and I can actually interact with it in any way I so please....BUT THIS?! THERE IS NO FUCKING CONTROL!! THERE IS ONLY ROTOM, AND HIS HUBRIS OF INTELLIGENCE OVER YOU!! I'VE NEVER BEFORE BEEN THIS VIOLENTLY ANGRY OVER A FICTIONAL ASEXUAL OBJECT!!!!!

This is the first time I've ever questioned my faith in Pokémon. This is is the first time I've ever feared that Pokémon may fall into infamy along with Sonic, and it's over a fucking touch screen! ;_;

To all who has read this far: please do me a huge favor, and spread this message to the Pokémon Company. With a feature that's this repetitively bad, it NEEDS to be patched! I'm seriously questioning if I should just sell my Ultra Sun game, and quit my #1 biggest hobby in life, and I don't like the thought of that. If you share my feelings, then this issue needs to be addressed to Game Freak in any possible way.

Rotom and Pokémon are property of GAME FREAK and Nintendo. Navi, Fi, and the Legend of Zelda are property of Nintendo. The "fuck, go back" meme is property of my asshole.

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The problem wasn't the fact that Game freak was reselling an upgraded pair of games that aren't even two years old...

Ohhh, I wish that was the problem. At least then, I could actually cope with it...

Instead, they break one of the biggest rules in Game-Making 101: never enforce overly-social relationships onto the player.

I wish I could've been making this shit up! Out of everything Ultra Sun & Moon has done, THIS is what breaks it for me! At least with everything else, I was expecting it to be a Platinum throwback, so I was never UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED!
THIS......THING!!! Has the audacity to give you tips every possible instant, and BE SELF-AWARE OF THE FACT THAT IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!! To a novice, these tidbits are annoying at worst; to everyone that has actually played Pokémon for the past 2-20 years, it's an insult to your intelligence and dignity.

This isn't me ranting about "Better heal ur 'mons", or "Been a while; wanna save?" At least in those moments, I feel I have control, and I can actually interact with it in any way I so please....BUT THIS?! THERE IS NO FUCKING CONTROL!! THERE IS ONLY ROTOM, AND HIS HUBRIS OF INTELLIGENCE OVER YOU!! I'VE NEVER BEFORE BEEN THIS VIOLENTLY ANGRY OVER A FICTIONAL ASEXUAL OBJECT!!!!!

This is the first time I've ever questioned my faith in Pokémon. This is is the first time I've ever feared that Pokémon may fall into infamy along with Sonic, and it's over a fucking touch screen! ;_;

To all who has read this far: please do me a huge favor, and spread this message to the Pokémon Company. With a feature that's this repetitively bad, it NEEDS to be patched! I'm seriously questioning if I should just sell my Ultra Sun game, and quit my #1 biggest hobby in life, and I don't like the thought of that. If you share my feelings, then this issue needs to be addressed to Game Freak in any possible way.

Rotom and Pokémon are property of GAME FREAK and Nintendo. Navi, Fi, and the Legend of Zelda are property of Nintendo. The "fuck, go back" meme is property of my asshole.