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Aureliette β How to Properly Survive 5 Nights at Freddy's
Published: 2014-08-17 01:08:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 5689; Favourites: 188; Downloads: 0
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but seriously after the first night who in their right mind would just come back without some sort of survival plan?Related content
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I thought about spn at first
but step 3 made it all clear
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So are they possessed or do they just have faulty programmingΒ
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Here's my tip:
put an empty suit on the chair and hide under the table.
when an animatronic comes jump out and clonk them over the head with the nearest weapon.
but this is very useful as well!
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step 1: you don't survive fnaf, that's how you survivev
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I appreciate the Garfield reference in #3. At least I'm 90% sure it's a Garfield reference.Β
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As much as I hate to admit it, especially since it's an idea I had as well, if you're desperate enough to take this job and stick with it, especially for only $120 a week, I doubt a fursuit is in your price range. Unless you've already got one for some reason.Β
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It says straight in the contract that you aren't allowed to wear a costume like a disguise and like
What if I wanna live, hmm? Lmao.
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But... You would get arrested for killing us ;_;
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May I add a 6th step: BUY A GENERATOR: Supplementing your limited power supply will allow you to keep the doors closed all night!
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Well, if he's willing to work a job for 120 bucks a week, he probably doesn't have enough money to buy a generator.
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I probably should have followed those rules .... Especially that last one... XDΒ
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who cares if your'e destroying company property,they're hellspawn!
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THANK YOU! Really, who would come back after their first night, no matter how much they're paying you? O-o
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6) Befriend Slenderman. He's a walking EMP.
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Get Castiel, Dean and Sam. Plus Sherlock.
Sherlock will annoy all the animatronics long enough for them to get angry and charge into the room before they are pwned with holy bullets.
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I would've thought Step 1 would be enough. For $120 a week (or $4 an hour), I'd like it to be company policy to give out a free shotgun to every guard.
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"Science doesn't matter" It does if it's fricking robots walking around killing things! :c
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Hell, if the animatronics are able to "wander" and that kind of behavior......then there's really no need for a security/watch guard. The robots can hold that place down at night.
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I think the security guards are really just bait so that the animatronics don't wander out of the establishment.Β
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Logical, but still sinister as fuck
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i have a suggestion, why not dress the guards like animals?
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Bullets likely won't work on them if the theory about them being controlled by the spirits of vengeful children is true. What you should REALLY do to stop them is go all Breaking Bad on their furry asses and dissolve them inΒ hydrofluoric acid. Science, bitch!
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Would it be possible to use a E.M.P. on them as well? Okay you may get fired of that but at least it would be a good idea to FIX them so that they would tell that if you are an employee.Β
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I thought this would be a tutorial for a minute.
It was hilarious though! I love the second one.
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I need the cash. I'm going for #4, they're trying to shove you in a suit in any case and it should protect against the wires and crossbeams and such.
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Go for it! Just be sure that you give me credit
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Why didn't the company just bolt 'em to the floor?
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Lack of moolah. They only give you 120 a week and limited power just because they are too cheap so they can stay open as long as they can.
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Oh. Must be due to the injury lawsuits. If they had done it in the first place, then there wouldn't be injury lawsuits
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Nope. Because parents were already creeper out by the robots and now had even more of a reason not to go.
That and the health inspector said NOPE!
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Also consider buying an extra battery for the doors.
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just lol, step 4 and 5, aswell 1
thus step 7 hack the ia into friendship and be fired by tampering with the robots
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What if you hack them back to their original settings just as the clock turns 6 so no one notices when your shift is over? Then just repeat every night and you get paid for simply sitting in an office!
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still risky man, hack means getting reaaly close to them, there is a window each time for them to reacto to you instead if you take hacking logic in account
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