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Published: 2010-02-25 05:21:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 4012; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 26
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One of the many reasons you should wait till marriage, lol, this is good.
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Yep, just ignore all the dead bodies floating in it. Hey, lets go do it in that creepy old house!
Oh well, the gene pool does need some chlorine.
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Yeah, the one right the grave yard with a fresh grave right next to it!
Seriously, I'm sick of these dumb people in a horror movies.
Take Jason X for example. "It's okay guys, he just wanted his machete back!".
You just unfroze an infamous serial killer, tried to do an autopsy on him, forgot to check if he's dead, and you think it's a GOOD ideas to give him a Machete Knife......
If I make a horror movie, my cast'll have atleast average intelligence.
Don't split up, try to call for help ASAP, get a weapon of somekind when the trouble starts, and baracade for the night. Atleast try to follow those instructions.
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I agree with AwesomenessDK.
Like zombie movies and guns. Guns don't even stop living humans all the time. Answer: full suit of chain mail and a sharp sword!
Suggestion: in your horror movie have at least one improvised weapon freak. I mean, something as simple as a few car batteries emptied into a garden sprayer work wonders on your basic predator's attitude! Then you get out the
Let's make this a sporting proposition!
I think the only horror movie I ever really liked was Phantasm. That kid put up a hell of a fight. He improvised, and schemed, and ran when he had too. In other words he generally acted like he had some intelligence. Felt bad he got it in the end, was kind of a letdown. Yes, it wasn't a realistic movie of course, but, it was a great improvement on the "terrible killer vs sniveling helpless victims" scenario that pervades the genera.
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What, the defender of abstinence?
I never heard of that one.
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