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Everyday i see cars. all around me i hear the honking of horns and squealing of breaks and tires pealing out. same ol' same ol'. you'd imagine that you'd get tired of it all. but no. not me. you see theres a thing called slappin a gool ol "NEW" sign on one of those cars and BOOM- its a different story. its kinda funny. those car salesmen, theyre something else. a good salesman tells you, "you can have your cake, AND EAT IT TOO!" when in reality theyre giving you something you have overvalued because you didnt have it.. the things most people want are those which thay dont, or cant, have.
you see, theres this car. this thing is "the shit". hopped up. tricked out. to die for. if i could have it id die, and id die to have it, and if i DID have it, I WOULD DIE. but be that as it may, i dont have it. i cant have it. oh man, i have brochures and pamflets and posters of it. i know how it sounds and looks. but its not mine. stupid DMV says i cant have it yet. they say their "rules" dont allow it. they say its not their decision, its the rules. whatever, dreamers dream and children cry over broken toys. to tell you the truth, this car already has someone with a down payment on it. and to top it all off, hes been test driving it. but the salesmen say i can have it... and drive it too.
the best salesmen advertise things that dont exist. they know you only want things you cant have or dont have, and they always have a job. promoting their.. oxymorons
financial security...
emotional stability...
... permanent happiness