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UDS Shuttle 756-V to Central Station: we're reporting a missing Synt-eTech DishDoll unit. K4-TH1, calls itself Kathi. Disappeared from its owner's diner under 22 hours ago.

-Roger that, 756-V, this is Central Station. No record of a DishDoll having showed up in any sector of UDS space.

Roger roger, Central Station. That's what we expected. Diner operator says the unit was more trouble than it was worth. Developed some programming quirks that made it rebellious. But he'd still like it back just to salvage parts.

-Tends to happen with the older makes. It's likely run off to nonpartisan space. Owner didn't get it chipped?

Apparently not. Was thinking of doing a sweep of ANP Station.

-Might as well terminate the search. No chance of getting it out of ANP. It knows its rights.

Roger that, Central. Would love to meet the genius who gave labour bots rights.

-ANP laws, 756-V. Not our problem.

Roger. Got any DishDolls working at station?

-Several. All clean. No alternate business modifications.

Damn.

Is this more or less bizarre than a 560 lb maggot girl? You be the judge!

Kathi is (c) Me

Description
UDS Shuttle 756-V to Central Station: we're reporting a missing Synt-eTech DishDoll unit. K4-TH1, calls itself Kathi. Disappeared from its owner's diner under 22 hours ago.

-Roger that, 756-V, this is Central Station. No record of a DishDoll having showed up in any sector of UDS space.

Roger roger, Central Station. That's what we expected. Diner operator says the unit was more trouble than it was worth. Developed some programming quirks that made it rebellious. But he'd still like it back just to salvage parts.

-Tends to happen with the older makes. It's likely run off to nonpartisan space. Owner didn't get it chipped?

Apparently not. Was thinking of doing a sweep of ANP Station.

-Might as well terminate the search. No chance of getting it out of ANP. It knows its rights.

Roger that, Central. Would love to meet the genius who gave labour bots rights.

-ANP laws, 756-V. Not our problem.

Roger. Got any DishDolls working at station?

-Several. All clean. No alternate business modifications.

Damn.

Is this more or less bizarre than a 560 lb maggot girl? You be the judge!

Kathi is (c) Me