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Published: 2004-09-15 00:34:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 192; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 9
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Rincewind got down on one knee, the better to arrange the picture, and pressed the enchanted lever.The box said, "It's no good. I've run out of pink."
A hithero unnoticed door opened in front of his eyes. A small, green and hideously warty humanoid figure leaned out, pointed at a colour-encrusted palette in one clawed hand and screamed at him.
"No pink! See?" screeched the homunculus. "No good you going on pressing the lever when there's no pink, is there? If you wanted pink you shouldn't have took all those pictures of young ladies, should you? It's monochrome from now on, friend. Alright?"
This is my submission to TheGuildofDeviants' contest. It's not very good, but, you know.
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Comments: 29
YelZamor [2004-09-15 01:47:14 +0000 UTC]
Hey this is a cool idea!
...subtle, but I like the way you've done the fingers, they are just perfect and the position suits the image and the action
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-15 23:40:20 +0000 UTC]
It's a blooody compliment you doofus!
Thanks and no thinkin'
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-15 23:46:20 +0000 UTC]
Ah, but since it is only good and makes sense with the quote, then you would be complimenting Terry Pratchet. And if you just like the art... I can't help you.
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-15 23:49:49 +0000 UTC]
Hey, did you put up Terry Pratchett or YOUR art man...Of course I like the way you've drawn it...meh jeez
Take a compliment! ...and a cookie. ¬_¬
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 00:11:28 +0000 UTC]
Meh, the art is okay. The cookie is better. The compliment was fine.
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 00:48:07 +0000 UTC]
Emoticon battle! ...naw too sleepy
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 00:54:29 +0000 UTC]
ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENGE!!!!!!?
Very well, I except. My avatars shall be the Green Shapeshifter
Yes sir!
And a ninja!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 00:59:02 +0000 UTC]
Hoooarr!!!!
and ...and
in the blue corner!!!
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 01:03:20 +0000 UTC]
Alright, each character has about 100 HP. Just guess how much damage it would do.
Alright, GSS starts of with a acid vomit attack toward the alien guy, dealing 15 damage and a whole lot of sickness.
100/100
Blarg!
And the ninja shoots some ninja stars at the Flaming DA, dealing 20 damage.
100/100
Whup-pa!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 01:12:30 +0000 UTC]
HA HA HA!
Magnetic ass!
85/100
That's minus 20 for pure ownage!
80/100
FIREBAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!! minus 20!...burnt to a crisp
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 01:23:30 +0000 UTC]
80/100
NOO!! The Agony!
*Go into summoning mode*
80/100
*Eats nicely toasted hotdog*
90/100
Ha! Some of my energy is back! Now bring it, flaming entity!
(Sorry if this is shown twice)
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 01:19:46 +0000 UTC]
80/100
NOO!! The Agony!
*Go into summoning mode*
80/100
*Eats nicely toasted hotdog*
90/100
Ha! Some of my energy is back! Now bring it, flaming entity!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 01:26:25 +0000 UTC]
80/100...Morphs into a flamey dude
...take that ye panzy! -20 ...
...
85/100 ...SUPERSIZE butt kisssage!!!
Hooaaarrrrr -30! ...double ownage!
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 01:43:47 +0000 UTC]
Um, is it working?
Let's try that again.
70/100
You're going down! SWORD OF FURY! *does 30 damage*
50/100
Sha'gra nath! *Summons up creature*
500/500
Who dares summon me, Hzx'ftfr, rular of some underworlds!
50/100
Me! Defeat my enemies!
500/500
...No. I think I'll eat you!
50/100
I will not stand for that! *explodes, dealing 40 damage to everyone*
460/500
Ow...
30/100
That hurt and my only team mate exploded. I'm out of here!
NINJA VANISH!
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 01:40:56 +0000 UTC]
70/100
You're going down! SWORD OF FURY! *does 30 damage*
50/100
Sha'gra nath! *Summons up creature*
500/500
Who dares summon me, Hzx'ftfr, rular of some underworlds!
50/100
Me! Defeat my enemies!
500/500
...No. I think I'll eat you!
50/100
I will not stand for that! *explodes, dealing 40 damage to everyone*
460/500
Ow...
30/100
That hurt and my only team mate exploded. I'm out of here!
NINJA VANISH!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 01:57:46 +0000 UTC]
*re-reads it*
Funny toooo! :laughassoff:
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 19:47:49 +0000 UTC]
470/500
Ha! Now to relax! Wait, I better get back to Garnoth and Dasgur. Ah, the souls will be fine.
-100/100
What? I died in vain? CURSE YOU!
480/500
When did you get hair?
-100/100
Ummm...
99999/99999
Excuse me, you're dead.
-100/100
Run away!
100/100
No bad words!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 22:49:34 +0000 UTC]
100/100
*eats a
*
...tumm tidli pom...
100/100
*comes in...'Hoy whacha y'all doing like?'...
GO AWAY!!!.....
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Azes13 In reply to YelZamor [2004-09-16 23:11:08 +0000 UTC]
500/500
What are you supposed to be, a hick?
34/12
We hates hicks, precious.
12/34
Yes, precious.
500/500
That was weird.
-100/100
HELP ME!
999999/999999
Look, just go to the underworld like a good soul!
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YelZamor In reply to Azes13 [2004-09-16 01:56:57 +0000 UTC]
Whoa
Respect...lol Can't compete with that one..finally an opponent worthy to give up to! lol you win
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