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Published: 2014-12-08 13:25:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 6697; Favourites: 127; Downloads: 16
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its 12:30 leave me alonebased on this:Β allyrhodesmusic.tumblr.com/posβ¦
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Randomly searching the web and found this,not disappointedΒ XD
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Fhis is so beautiful. *wipes eyes* ;u;Β
Look at this masterpiece. Ice: Miko, go back to bed, you're tired. Me: Make me. Shrine: *picks me up and drags me back to bed* Me: Nooooooooo whyyyyy
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HASSALP MEEEEEEEE Ice: No, you need sleep
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Speaking of protect teh butt..l Ice: What now? Me: DEREK SCROUGE FUCKED ME WHAT DO I DO Ice: ..YOU, YOU got fucked? Ok, auit the prank. Me: I'm dead serious, he used some kinda toy and he pulled down his jeans and he- Ice: Ok, that's too much even for me.
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*camera pans out onto the whole universe as everything in the universe explodes*
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Holy fuck. Ice: Wow. Me: Wait, Derek knows he just killed everybody right? (That was glorious. *wipes eye* ;u; )
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Derek: At least I killed Scrouge.
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Good point! And his fuckin' sex toy. T_T Ice: e_e Me: AND YES, I TODL HIM I WAS 13 Ice: Ok, I'm 12, and at least I'm not mean enough to use a dil: Me: Don't even say it.Β
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Derek: *tries to jump off a cliff, then he realizes there are no cliffs*
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Ya, there's a flaw int hat plan. BUT IF THERE WERE CLIFFS I SAY GRAB A BOST AND RIDE IT, WOO Ice: Nutcase. Me: No, special. Ice: Same thing. Me: fuq u
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Or better yet, a caneo! Ice: Canuo. Me: Shut up, we both can't spell.Β
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Thank you. Ice: I never cared. Me: Fuck you. Ice: T_T Knock knock. Me: Who's there? Ice: Canoe. Me: Canoe who? Ice: CANOE SHUT THE FUCK UP Me: I get it lol and NEVER, AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH- Ice: *slaps me
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Ice: What? Me: owie
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Derek: did u just fukin' slap her
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Iced Duh. Ya blind? Me: u gun git dunkd. Ice: What
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Derek: *impale*
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ice: oh ok Me: lol
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lel Ice: don't do that again pls
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ice: y Me: cuz
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Now I need to protect mah fur. Ice: Why? Me: BECAUSE I THINK YOU SQUEALED. Ice: ...What...Β
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Idk lol Ice: even as a ghost you're weird. Me:Thhhhank you.
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Protect le fox. *hugs Derek's tail* Ice: But, you're the one who- Me: STOP.
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JSUT STOP. Ice: k, k.Β
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Wait. Ice: what
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I'm gonna be a mom again. Saveme. Ice: WAKE ME UP
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Derek: *inserts the "K. Kamishirasawa" USB chip into his ear*
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