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June, 2007, central Texas: After much chanting of, "We're not gay!" Mac finally gets over himself, tells Rogan he loves him, and they start dating. Rogan insists it'll never last.September, 2008, the Coromandel Peninsula: Rogan says he wants Mac to marry him, and then breaks the pepper grinder he's holding, dumping the contents into the stew he's cooking, and burns his arm on the pot. After making sure the grinder, the dinner, and Rogan are all right (the first two are ruined), Mac says yes. They spend three days getting over the shock.
November, 2009, in north Texas: Surrounded by their closest friends, in a small secular chapel, Mac and Rogan get hitched. They take photos, tell stories, read aloud from a hot pink book from the seventies entitled, "How to Make Your Marriage Exciting," and then go out for Thai food. It is, they agree later, the most awesome wedding ever.
Next week, they'll have been together for three years. Congratulations, you crazy kooks.























