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Description

this is spank the monkey. he loves making music with his BUTT. he's an adoptable available for adoption.

Pay What You Want (so for free if you really want)

First Come First Serve.

First to comment to claim will get him.

I am not a lawyer so I have no Terms of Service. You can gift him, exchange him, even sell him if you want, but I request that you

1. don't do anything I wouldn't do

2. help find a forever home for him

3. send me letters on how he's doing on his life journey

EDIT: Claimed by on 8/21/2019, 8:57 pm cst.

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*spank is enjoying a tune made by his rear*

ok go.

*spank stops his drumming and looks at me with confusion*

go on get out of here.

*spank is confused*

GO ON GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DUMB DIRTY APE!! *tears start to run down my face as i fling conveniently placed plastic balls at him*

*he flinches at the balls and slowly walks away into the arms of his new owner, as they both walk into the distance*

*i collapse, still sobbing, grabbing the dirt beneath me, a crumbling mess*

Description

this is spank the monkey. he loves making music with his BUTT. he's an adoptable available for adoption.

Pay What You Want (so for free if you really want)

First Come First Serve.

First to comment to claim will get him.

I am not a lawyer so I have no Terms of Service. You can gift him, exchange him, even sell him if you want, but I request that you

1. don't do anything I wouldn't do

2. help find a forever home for him

3. send me letters on how he's doing on his life journey

EDIT: Claimed by on 8/21/2019, 8:57 pm cst.

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*spank is enjoying a tune made by his rear*

ok go.

*spank stops his drumming and looks at me with confusion*

go on get out of here.

*spank is confused*

GO ON GET OUT OF HERE, YOU DUMB DIRTY APE!! *tears start to run down my face as i fling conveniently placed plastic balls at him*

*he flinches at the balls and slowly walks away into the arms of his new owner, as they both walk into the distance*

*i collapse, still sobbing, grabbing the dirt beneath me, a crumbling mess*