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Published: 2007-09-04 00:01:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 11204; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 757
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anyone here seen/heard/read 'My Immortal' by Tara Gillespie?IF YOU HAVEN'T, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING.
This really is the WORST fanfic ever, and i can never thank =Silamai enough for introducing me to it, because it is so hysterical, it is THAT BAD:
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GO
JUST GO
they have the videos of it there too (someone fed the 'story' through one of those windows narrative programs, and added pretty pictures
this is my take on it
i cannot stand her main character...she's so...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MARY SUE, MARY SUE
i unfortunately chose to make her pretty, because all mary sue's must be (she states herself 'why can't i just be ugly, everyone is in love with me, i wish i was ugly like everyone else'...I MEAN LIKE WTF...)
yes that is me...and Lestat de Lioncourt...destroying her...because she is also a goffick vampire...
the last line is a reference to the story, in which she says "i wasn't worried, because the only way a vampire can die is by a steak (yes, steak, as in the cow) or a C-R-O-S-S (there's no fucking way i'm saying that"
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to Tara and Ebony/Enoby...Even though they provided me with endless hours of entertainmentEbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (c) Tara Gillespie
Lestat de Lioncourt (c) Anne Rice
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Comments: 55
Oh my god, you are awesome! I tried to read My Immortal before it was taken off, and I couldn't get past the first sentence! I could FEEL my brain cells dying!
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You did make her pretty
The fanfic is so awful and horrible it's hilarious!
I only got to read a few chapters and in those few chapters I noticed a LOT of words were misspelled.
This made my day 
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As bad a vampire as Ebony makes, she is nowhere near as bad as Edward Cullen. Sparkling vampires is just so wrong.
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I couldn't sum up that nightmare of a "story" in a better way. Kudos to you, good sir!
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Pardon me, I meant "good lady". Fail on my part, sorry!
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That story made me die on the inside. This comic revives me. Thank you for your epicness.
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thank you! I lost precious brain cells from reading that fanfic
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I think...I shall worship you now. Good old Lestat making things better.
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Couldn't have worded it better
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Now if only the movie Queen of the Damned was closer to the books.
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No one warned her because she's a mary-sue and they secretly wanted her to die.
Thank you, real vampire! XD
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I think I love Lestat for killing Ebony. You rock for killing that god-awful Sue (My eyes bled from reading that story).
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lol, that story is full of win. I can only pray that it is a satire, though. If not, someone is seriously retarded. Anyway, nice picture.
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I'm happy to see that it was Lestat that killed her
He is what vampires are supposed to be D: not a mary-sue. I loved this little comic <3 Lestat should kill Mary-sues more often. I'm sure he would be more appreciated that way, don't you think? :3
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Great job! I remember that only too well. J.K. Rowling is rolling in her grave, or she would be if she read that!
And I can't help but imagine Enoby/Ebony/Eboby/Egogy/Tara/A Nooby speaking in a German accent whenever she talks "gothically". And how is slitting one's wrists supposed to help anything? To say nothing of the butchering of the characters. Oh, but by her reasoning, to say such criticisms would make me a word that is pronounced the same as another word with a different meaning (a homophone).
Also, what's a Prep? And who/what is Gerard Way?
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I cried tears of blood when I read this story a few days ago. D,8
(Btw I was wearing my pants and black shirt and...)
P.s.
THANK YOU SO MUCH LESTAT
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LOL!
I love who you've drawn them and how she caught on fire! awesome!
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Thanks for killing the poser, dearest Lestat! I'm only more in loooove with you...
And XXXbloodywrists666XXX is damn awful and retarded, even the spelling is just sick!
"Im so goffik an draco luves meeeh fuk off prepz" just like that...
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haha! lol this story is sooo funneh! shes such a retard trying to be gothic..SHES the poser...and sometimes i think the way she writes her stories makes me think shes an attention whore
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yea after seeing this i went and read that fic
..... and that line about her wanting to be ugly made me want to go kill somthing.
and yea lestat would totally kill her
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lol who doesn't feel like going to kill something after reading the line about being ugly?
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Oh wowowowowowie!
I remember the first time I stumbled across that...that thing. I died a little that day...from laughter.
Ah, I just love this 
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lol who doesn't die a little from laughter when they stumble upon it?
i wouldn't wanna meet that person, i can tell you that much!
thanks for the comment and the fave!!!
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Firstly, I made the series of videos on YouTube. Secondly, thank you for making this! It describes Ebony quite accurately. You rock.
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You did? YOU WIN! Excuse me while I worship you
Now that that is done, thanks! And thanks for the favorite too
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After reading that HIDEOUS fanfic, I really have GOT to 
Thankyou for artfully burning her to death
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Still. It's one of the most hillarious things I think I've ever read.
Comedy genius.
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I read the entire thing last night, and I really thought I was going to pee myself, I laughed so hard.
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i mean THAT was me, not me was me...
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I don't think I could actually stomach reading the worst fan fiction ever lol... so I'm going to take your word for it. Mary Sues kill D: I think the world should be rid of them and their creators.
This comic made my morning XD I glomp you now. 
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lol i couldn't read it either, so watching the videos on youtube were pure win hahahaha. Mary Sues are damn annoying, and their creators need a good swift kick in the buttocks
YAY FOR GLOMPING! i shall now GLOMP YOU BACK!
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XD yay for return glomping!
I might have to look up the videos on youtube :3 just for a good laugh XD
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YAY!
tank you for dis and for da faaave!
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I was so close to drilling my brains out I mean WTF!?
D8
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lol i know, it is PAINFUL that someone actually wrote that
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And her spelling(not that I should be talking) it made me...I never saw so many miss spelled words before!
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i know!
it was like "hey kids, here's what NOT to do"
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They should put this story up in my English class "This could be YOU is you DON'T STUDY!"
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