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As the unofficial start of Summer is upon us, the average Joe brings out the grill to enjoy the day. Despite having a variety of culinary skills in preparing dogs and burgers, many guys have a wife who loves to direct his efforts. This leaves the hen-pecked griller with two problems:

1. How to reduce the wife's advice.
2. Where to set down the beer.

Having a post installed under the guise of a clothes line pole, works wonders when the grill is positioned nearby. Just like a roast, the meddling wife should be trussed to the post tightly. A lemon garnish is applied to her mouth and an over the nose gag applied to ensure her silence, and deprive her from enjoying the grilled meat's aroma. The top of her head is perfect to set down a beer, as it forces her to remain still since any woman would be loathe to spill beer on her nice clothes. A well behaved wife may earn the honor to have her gag released long enough to taste test a sample, and even have a sip of beer. Perhaps she will learn that a guy mans the grill, while the gal stands nearby and holds the beer.

Description
As the unofficial start of Summer is upon us, the average Joe brings out the grill to enjoy the day. Despite having a variety of culinary skills in preparing dogs and burgers, many guys have a wife who loves to direct his efforts. This leaves the hen-pecked griller with two problems:

1. How to reduce the wife's advice.
2. Where to set down the beer.

Having a post installed under the guise of a clothes line pole, works wonders when the grill is positioned nearby. Just like a roast, the meddling wife should be trussed to the post tightly. A lemon garnish is applied to her mouth and an over the nose gag applied to ensure her silence, and deprive her from enjoying the grilled meat's aroma. The top of her head is perfect to set down a beer, as it forces her to remain still since any woman would be loathe to spill beer on her nice clothes. A well behaved wife may earn the honor to have her gag released long enough to taste test a sample, and even have a sip of beer. Perhaps she will learn that a guy mans the grill, while the gal stands nearby and holds the beer.