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Please enjoy this free sample set. Commissioned by the chivalrous Chegens

Put a Sock in it! Part 1
Written by Stag

**The following is a transcript from today's broadcast of "True Stories of Stealing"**

DJ Damnsel: Greetings all you thriving thieves around the world, this is DJ DAAAAAAAMMMMMNSEL and welcome to another edition of "True Stories of Stealing." I'm joined by my co-host and friend, Mr. Muff, the maestro of muffling!

Muff: Wassup everyone! Ey, Damn, I hear we got a good story in the mailbag today from nonother than that sinister Stag.

DJ Damnsel: We sure do. Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna skip over today's news and jump straight into this one cus boy it's a quite a story. So today, we have a story from Mr. Stag, who recently had an encounter with a victim who had a, and I quote, "loud piehole" that he had to...oh, wow—this is great.

Muff: What? What?

DJ Damsel: Ever heard the term, "Put a sock in it?" Well if so, you're gonna love this!

Muff: Hell yeah!

DJ Damsel: Stag's story starts like this: He breaks into a wealthy home one morning, knowing the adults are out of town. Apparently, their daughter, a high schooler, had slept in and was inside at the time. Well, when he found her in her bedroom she was just finishing getting dressed; right when she's pulling her sock over her foot too. This is important, cus that sock is gonna come up again soon, so keep listening!

To Be Continued.

Model is over 18 years old.

Description

Please enjoy this free sample set. Commissioned by the chivalrous Chegens

Put a Sock in it! Part 1
Written by Stag

**The following is a transcript from today's broadcast of "True Stories of Stealing"**

DJ Damnsel: Greetings all you thriving thieves around the world, this is DJ DAAAAAAAMMMMMNSEL and welcome to another edition of "True Stories of Stealing." I'm joined by my co-host and friend, Mr. Muff, the maestro of muffling!

Muff: Wassup everyone! Ey, Damn, I hear we got a good story in the mailbag today from nonother than that sinister Stag.

DJ Damnsel: We sure do. Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna skip over today's news and jump straight into this one cus boy it's a quite a story. So today, we have a story from Mr. Stag, who recently had an encounter with a victim who had a, and I quote, "loud piehole" that he had to...oh, wow—this is great.

Muff: What? What?

DJ Damsel: Ever heard the term, "Put a sock in it?" Well if so, you're gonna love this!

Muff: Hell yeah!

DJ Damsel: Stag's story starts like this: He breaks into a wealthy home one morning, knowing the adults are out of town. Apparently, their daughter, a high schooler, had slept in and was inside at the time. Well, when he found her in her bedroom she was just finishing getting dressed; right when she's pulling her sock over her foot too. This is important, cus that sock is gonna come up again soon, so keep listening!

To Be Continued.

Model is over 18 years old.