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Published: 2011-03-05 08:04:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 757; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 3
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Description A friend and I a while back were talking about Sniper's coffee. What if Sniper's coffee is secretly like one part coffee five parts booze? Or what if he just chews coffee beans while drinking beer?
MMMMMMmmm. That's attractive.
Yanno what else is attractive? THOSE SWANKY ALLIGATOR UNDERPANTS. He was originally wearing pants but then I gave him those. I laughed at them at first.
But gradually, I realized: I actually really want a pair of those. Also Engie has glasses because glasses are awesome. After all: The ladies make passes at dudes in glasses. I would know.

...Still drawing lame-ass TF2 fanart. /:

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Comments: 27

JacobPociecha [2021-01-11 17:12:11 +0000 UTC]

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rsodd-napalmerening [2011-03-14 23:07:07 +0000 UTC]

So um, really quick, damn you. I don't even have this freaking game and I'm looking it up on deviantart. DO YOU KNOW HOW MESSED UP THAT IS?

SUPER MESSED UP!

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to rsodd-napalmerening [2011-03-15 04:01:25 +0000 UTC]

DON'T LOOK IT UP ON DEVIANTART THERE'S CREEPY STUFF DON'T DO IT AAAAAAAAAHHHH
just
AAAAAAHHHH
you should just putter around that website with all the videos I showed you, they have a blog that tells you stuff.

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rsodd-napalmerening In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-15 23:31:10 +0000 UTC]

ah i'll take that advice. yeah. there is some MESSED UP STUFF. especially the whole "scout ass raping sniper" thing that is... weird... i've been disturbed.

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to rsodd-napalmerening [2011-03-16 02:05:45 +0000 UTC]

Uh wow.
Yeah don't look shit up on DA.
Cause there's shit.

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rsodd-napalmerening In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-16 02:24:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah. i uh... realized that. it was mildly terrifying.

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to rsodd-napalmerening [2011-03-16 05:34:29 +0000 UTC]

Um yeah. Pretty much everywhere you go there's gonna be shit like that.
Life is hard UNLESS you are a lesbian and can easily ass over the smut sea of the internet to find actually cool stuff like THIS:
[link]

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rsodd-napalmerening In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-16 19:45:16 +0000 UTC]

oh lord. your amazing lesbian skills make it quite clear that that was amazing. also, i thought you hated blue team cause, well, apparently clark kent is on blue. SORRY

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to rsodd-napalmerening [2011-03-18 05:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Hey.
pop quiz
WHAT'S SUPERMAN'S REAL LEGIT REAL (KRYPTONIAN) NAME
if you have to look it up
YOU ARE A LOSER
also that last message was supposed to say "pass over" instead of "ass over".
It's true, though. Lesbians just can't see naked men. Like, naked men are invisible to lesbians.

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rsodd-napalmerening In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-18 20:31:32 +0000 UTC]

...ok? yeah i'm actually not really a huge fan of superman. actually, i'm not huge on superheroes. i'm more sci-fi persony thing...

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i-NothingWithOutYou [2011-03-06 20:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Alligators will be yours.....

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to i-NothingWithOutYou [2011-03-06 22:10:24 +0000 UTC]

SO MANY YAYS.
FOUR HUNDRED YAYS.

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i-NothingWithOutYou In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-07 00:38:01 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY four hundred.

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PsychoKitty15 [2011-03-06 02:42:03 +0000 UTC]

Want. Boxers.

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to PsychoKitty15 [2011-03-06 06:08:44 +0000 UTC]

ME TOO.
THEM CROCS.

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PsychoKitty15 In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-06 06:18:54 +0000 UTC]

So much love. I've never wanted boxers until now...

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Ghostie1 [2011-03-06 01:34:57 +0000 UTC]

Do you know what this means about Engie
his goggles are prescription.

Also if we mashed the sniper-likes-booze idea together with the sniper-loves-sugar scenario
wouldn't that just mean he drank straight kahlua all the time in his mug
COFFEE SYRUP LIQUOR

Also also I want a pair of those boxers too

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to Ghostie1 [2011-03-06 06:10:48 +0000 UTC]

That coffee syrup liquor sounds SO APPEALING.
DUDE DUDE DUDE my friend Crystal is going to make me a pair. If I buy a pair of white boxers then she said she'd paint CROCODILES ALL OVER THEM.
HHHHHHHHHHH.
Also yeah I kind of realized his goggles would be prescription. And he'd probs get real pissy about people smudging them and such.

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Ghostie1 In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-07 01:13:14 +0000 UTC]

It's p. tasty- you usually stir in milk so it isn't so saccharine/thick
BUT WE KNOW SNIPER
also aaa that is so cool I JELLY

also also w-weh that's so cute if i didn't headcanon that snipes probably needs his shades for long distance i'd say he'd fuck up truckie's goggles.
I BET SCOUT DOES
and probably demo

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to Ghostie1 [2011-03-07 03:13:51 +0000 UTC]

THEY PROBABLY DO
they're probably all like
FINGERPRINTSSSSSSSSS HAW HAW

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Psycho-Pheonix [2011-03-05 20:07:35 +0000 UTC]

TEAM FORTRESS 2 IS AWESOME D8
I have it for Xbox

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to Psycho-Pheonix [2011-03-05 21:09:39 +0000 UTC]

YES IT IS.
Know what else is?
THOSE UNDERPANTS. I really want a pair. D: I'm sad because I made them up.

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Psycho-Pheonix In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-06 00:32:35 +0000 UTC]

Snipey's undies. xD

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to Psycho-Pheonix [2011-03-06 06:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Dude, I posted this on Tf2chan and had someone tell me they thought he was more of the bidgue-smugglers type.
LOL. Could you imagine budgie smugglers with alligators on them?

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Psycho-Pheonix In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-06 06:08:23 +0000 UTC]

What are budgie smugglers?

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Bandgeekandproud In reply to Psycho-Pheonix [2011-03-06 06:11:47 +0000 UTC]

It's like, a speedo. But with underpants.
...I had to look it up to.
THAT AUSSIE SLANG. It ain't apples, I'll tell you that.

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Psycho-Pheonix In reply to Bandgeekandproud [2011-03-06 06:16:23 +0000 UTC]

MY EYES HAVE BEEN RAPED. >>
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE SNIPER IN THAT. He is a boxers man. I have no idea about Spy though.

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