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Published: 2004-10-12 22:57:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 17; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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...My first ID. =] From a long time ago. Dad forgot to turn on the flash, so it came out... interesting.Related content
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You kinda look like those antique porcelin dolls! The kind my GOOD grandmother collects. She actually has one that I think looks like you a bit, or reminds me of you. You know who I think has the same face as you? Oddly? Officer Johnson, the HOTT blonde cop on reno 911! She has that cute little round face like you! I think she IS hott too by the way!
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so she's your slash?
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its between Amy Lee and Mercedes lander.
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eh, i can live with that
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ok... but you know I can't live with Slash! haha j/k. Nah I don't care because I kinda see him as a fictional character, like, I KNOW for a fact that you can't get him so I don't feel funny. Youshould feel the same way for me because you KNOW that I have no chance with Amy lee! 
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are you saying I'm too ugly for Slash? > = [
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NO NO NO ... its just that 1. he doesn't know you exist. 2. he lives somewhere thats NOT here. 3. I don't think he's into college freshmen. 4. HE's TAKEN!!!!
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...umm... I sense HUGE sarcasm or anger off of you right now....
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I'm scared now..... serious though, you seem like something is wrong or you are being EVIL to me, I guess I deserve it for being EVIL to you!
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No... shes more of .... my cornell,or... serj. You wanna know who my slash is??? ....well.... wait.. I'm thinking....
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okay, in the hierarchy, cornell always beats slash... and everybody else.
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my secret's revealed! but thanks. this is ooolllldd
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it can't be THAT old, considering how young and keen you are
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Four years about. But you know girls--we measure time in hairstyles
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Lol, I've been getting 'moody' a lot lately. Thanks though. I think i was thirteen or fourteen when it was taken.
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You know what i always thought was funny about american laws? That whole "18" issue about sex...the 17 year old girl can drag her 19 year old boyfriend to bed and ride him all night long and he's commiting a crime.
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My boyfriend's still seventeen, and his mom said that if he had sex with me, she's press charges. That's sweet, isn't it. Lucky for me, the laws in California concerning this bullshit are set up to keep older men from getting younger women pregnant and getting away clean--and they don't prosecute every case.
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That's the thing about "the law"...it IS very blind indeed...that lady isn't missing her eyesight only, she's missing like 2 lobes in her brain
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Lol, true enough. California is a very feminist state. They railroaded my dad into anger-management, but they'd never accuse me of statutory rape!
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Why the anger management thing?
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My step mom got drunk on Easter, and they got into this huge fight while I was there (a nice, sober witness). He called her some mean names, so she told the cops he hit her (uh, I was there!). But did they believe me--fourteen, blood alcohol 0.00--of course not. She dropped charges once she sobered up but the DA pressed them anyway and he pleaded no contest rather than put me on the stand. The classes actually did wonders for him, and he said he'd never trade in the experience. But...still.
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Still it was bullshit!
I remember my uncle...he got married to an american lady right? And he went to the us with her...had 2 kids, adopted another...they were living in orlando and things started getting complicated, that marriage was not working so he started stressing out a LOT and got real angry. Auntie Linda said he had an anger problem so she hooked him up with some Prozac because "he had a problem"...he still wasn't happy tho', still enduring his crappy marriage and all but he wasn't lashing out and yelling so she was happy.
No one turd smells exactly like the another, but shit always smells like shit
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Since she was oblivious to the marraige, it was your uncle who had the problem. Not the marraige. Not her. Just him. No antidepressant can cure an ailing relationship.
Bullshit it is.
I saw what my step-mom did to my dad, and I've vowed to never try to change a man. The right one won't need modifications anyway.
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They divorced shortly after and he's living happy and has a girlfriend...his problem was her
If you want to change somebody, you're just trynna mold them into fitting your needs; that's not love! That's like being in love with yourself
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Good. I'm glad he's free.
And, yea. You know that Mona Lisa theory--how it's a feminized self portrait of Da Vinci. 'The person who attracts you most is yourself'. You need to have things in common, sure. But if I married someone exactly like me, we'd either never communicate, or fight all the time. I'm going love someone for who they are, not use them for my own narcissistic needs.
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That's good...and there's so many qualities (in a person you're in love with) that you could not live without but that are by no means a reflection on you...it completes you in a way
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That's exactly it. It balances you
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Have you ever been with somebody? I know you haven't been in love but...a crush? a kiss that you really liked?
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actually it's weird. i've just become comfortable with my life as is, and the other day, I got a call from an old friend I had never really expected to talk to again--until the ten year reunion or whatever. it kind of opens doors.
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That's life! You never know when it's gonna hit you...or if it is
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Hopefully it will. If not, I'll be an old lady living with a life-size cardboard cutout of Chris Cornell that I call Smitty. And, like my uncle, I'll wander around all dissheveled, randomly humming, obliviously farting, then pointing out strangely obscure features of neighboring architecture... =]
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That Smitty...thinks he's so witty! Now THAT'S a rhyme!
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Now i can die a happy bastard
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Me too. I just need to find Smitty. We have a suicide pact, and he's wandered off again.
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Do you agree that soucide pacts are the coolest pacts?
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True. Unless one of the people chickens out. Then it just sucks. Immensely.
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Like i said: i'm a complete chicken
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LOL, then hopefully you'd both chicken out, have a good laugh, then go get some pizza.
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Yea. My first real boyfriend was the kind daddys always warn their little girls about--the one with one thing on his mind. No depth there--lasted about two weeks. The second, Josh would not call me for five days at a time, then claim he was too scared. In that relationship, I didn't confide--and was never asked to. I've had to initiate. But sometimes I regret giving up too easily. He would have listened. He's become a pretty good friend. I think I'm looking for someone too much like my father, because I miss him--have been without him for close to two years. I deify him, and forget that pre-anger-management, he could be harsh and cruel.
It's a good sign that I've stopped looking. When you focus too hard, you miss so much.
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That's true...Liliana came to me when i least expected it...in fact she was a friend of mine for 2 years before we fell in love...the kind of friend you never imagine could be your "lover" (i love that word).
She came to me when i was sort of giving up looking...and i'd been looking real hard. I think it's not so much about life giving you something as it is you noticing those things that are given to you
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actually it's weird. i've just become comfortable with my life as is, and the other day, I got a call from an old friend I had never really expected to talk to again--until the ten year reunion or whatever. it kind of opens doors.
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