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Published: 2009-02-28 08:47:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 61236; Favourites: 527; Downloads: 18662
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This is all Jenny the Odd's fault for posting about the anal car game a while back.In this game you amuse yourself by adding the word "anal" to the front of the name of the cars around you. You come up with gems like "Anal Avalanche" and so forth.
When Roxy was here visiting we were playing it in traffic and we were on a roll. One of the boys spotted a car and goes, "Anal Matrix?"
And roxy and i answered, "That's what transformers have!
" It all went downhill from there.
transformers belongs to hasbro
let me know if this should be under a mature cut. X3
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Comments: 134
Speaking of Anal Matrix... the Matrix, when held in both hands, looks scarily like goatse...
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Anal rattrap, anal cheetor (that's what you call an unfaithful gay dude), anal depth charge? Fuck yeah! Anal inferno, yeah, the stretch burns. Anal rampage? Don't recommend walking the day afterward. Anal quickstrike, premature ejaculator anyone? Anal hammer, don't go there. Anal ravage, yeah, eat it.
... don't kill me xD
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*snorts after reading* heh, good ones.
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I have been playing the Anal car game all weekend, and the best I've seen is Anal Trailblazer.
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Anal Blaster!! Wicked! Allow me to rebutt:
ANAL DEVASTATOR!
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Lol! It's just so random it's...hilarious...
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Mygawd. I'm crying from laughing too hard. You just made my week.
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Anal Tracks (PFFAHAHAHA)
Anal Brawn
Anal Trailbreaker
Anal Hound
Anal Smokescreen
Anal Inferno (*dies laughing*)
Anal Swoop
Anal Slag
Anal Sludge (LOL)
Anal Spike (Human but it works!)
Anal Wasp
XDDDD
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omg that is SO FUNNY if you do make a D-con one you GOTTA send me the link PLEASE the A-bot one is funny enough... but... *gasp* excuse me 
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Autobots:
Anal Huffer
Anal Ratchet
Decepticons:
Anal Thundercracker
Anal Ravage
This is fun.
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I may have said this before, but reading this again, I am without a doubt absolutely positive:
Ironhide is my hero
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pfff AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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This had me giggling like a lunatic for so long. XDDD Im going to use this game now, and people are going to think Im insane!
Do I even need to comment on the awesome expressions?? (Kitty Sideswipe! x3 )
"Anal Matrix!"
"Thats what Transformers have!!"
oh, WOW. Nice, Batchix. Nice.
I didnt need that imagry. xD
Now I need to do my own cars...
FFFFF- ANAL FREESTYLE!!!! XDD *dies*
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Ha ha ha ha ha.... Anal Blaster for teh win!
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I'm never looking at my car without giggling again... Anal Echo...*snerk* I'm putting this on my Mp3 player to show my nerdy TF friends... I hope there's a matching Decipticons one. Anal Frenzy sounds like a bad porn...*Dies laughing* I woke up four people laughing so far the people down the block may yet hear me.
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Now that I think about it, Anal HUFFER is a pretty priceless one, too. XDD
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Anal blaster got me first. Anal Shockwave?
FRIGGIN' PRICELESS. XDXD
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Omg, this is beyond great. XDDD Anal Blaster...
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This is so funny and silly. My favourite part is when Sunstreaker bursts out "Anal Blaster!"
And I can't believe no-one's commented with "Anal Thrust".
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I almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard.
"Yes-s-Sir Anal Prime!"
My mom thinks I'm crazy now...
Insta-
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this is the 3rd time i'm reading it and it's still hilarious! 
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Sux to be me and my friend Fitzgerald. He drives a Probe and i drive a Focus
...
Laugh all you want. i am.
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*giggles* Oh god... Hehehehehe
There's a car called the probe?
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Yep, Ford Probe.
BTW, 1000 cool points and an original transformer model of your choice to ANYONE, who can find me 2, I repeat 2 models of a 2005 Ford Focus sedan (four door, non-hatchback.)preferably in the 1/24 to 1/25 range.
I want to make one and detail it like mine, and hack the other to bits and reassemble it as a movie style transformer. If someone helps me find this kit, I will do the same for them with a car of their choosing.
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*giggles*
Hunh, I dunno where you'd get those, I'm not much of a model person...
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LMFAO! oh good grief! XDDDD This made me laugh so hard! I had to keep from waking up my sister who was sleeping in the same room. Hilarious moment there, Bats!
Amusingly enough, my cousins came up with a similar game, where you take the fortune cookie fortunes you get and put "In bed" at the end of it. It instantly makes them all 10 times more funny. hahahaha
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I'd never think 'Hide would pull it of with Prime))) But.... pfffff, Anal Blaster....
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I laughed so freakin' hard................. because the irony of the game and the fact that transformers who transform into cars are doing it...... and the fact that this is amazing and I will most likely do this next time I am in a car.
Oh my god.
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I burst out laughing right along with Ironhide upon reaching the panel where the Twins burst out, "ANAL BLASTER!!! 8D" And, as you so eloquently put it, "It all went downhill from there." 
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Anal Prime
Oh Primus!
FFFFF- Anal Ratchet
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