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Beavernator β Discord, You're Doing It Wrong
Published: 2013-08-05 10:55:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 35046; Favourites: 889; Downloads: 157
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I'm pretty sure this is how you hold a baby.No... no it's not.
I don't believe you.
[Levitates Discord and turns him upside-down in mid air.]
Ohhh... so I was holding her the wrong way! Allow me... [immediately regains his bearings and turns Celestia right-side up]
[Starts looking around confused with tears welling in her eyes before starting to cry]
See? I knew I was right. [turns Celestia upside-down again]
Haha! Uncy Discowd funnee!
Kids...
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Discord be like: ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIFE(Lion king)
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: Yeah. Kids... Though a joy to handle... they still can be a real handful.
: You say that like you have kids yourself, Denif, was it?
: Yes, and of course. I'm a father of two sons myself. One that represents shadows that is my firstborn, Nephilim , and one that represents light that is my secondborn, Excelsior .
: Hey, Denni! I think I'm getting the HANG of this! (Eris is seen hanging upside down with Nephilim, who is still a baby)
: Rrrr... Surely you jest?! For crying out loud, Eris!! That is by no means how you hold a baby!! You JUST saw Discord!
: Nephy seems to like it!
Nephilim: Again! Again!
: ... (facehoofs) And I rest my case.
: ... You too, huh?
: (sighs in annoyance) Yes. Eris might mean well, though I really wish she and Discord would at least grow up... Peter Pan Syndrome much?
: Heh. Sounds about right.
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: Yeah. Like I said, Eris may mean well, but honestly. She and Discord have to grow up sometime! I doubt even Peter Pan Syndrome lasts forever! Even more ironic, you might expect Nephilim, being my firstborn son, to act more mature than my secondborn son, Excelsior... but trust me, that is not the case! It's practically the other way around! Even I don't know how that's supposed to work!!
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Discord: I was just turning her frown upside down!!!
'Tia: Wahhhhhhh....!
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"Discord are you sure you should do that?"
"Oh don't worry, I saw this in a film, all you have to do is sing, "It's the circle of life" and I lift her in the air."
"..."
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Look at my pony my pony's amazing, give it a tickle
Ohh it gave me a giggle
Have a stroke on its mane it turns into a plane then it turns back again when you tug on its pinkie..
OHH A PARTY!!
Do you like it? Well I better not show what happens in her diaper yeah her dipper yeah her diaper oh her diaper..
(Lol I know that's weird.. XD)
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I have no clue. I was tired that day.. and when I'm tired I'm not.. really, right.
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poor Me Poor Remember Future me Kill Discord
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If I was a baby I would love him to hold me like that
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Actually it's the circle of stupid
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Mmm...True!!! XD
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Wow, half way to dying when looking at the picture, then I read the description. Β
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I found the picture is very funny, but the description below is what make me laugh a lot!!!
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well. mother must have been intresting as a filly? cute to?
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ahhaha, this is soo GOOOOOD, I love it! MOAR!
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... and it's revealed in season 4 Β that Discord is the Princesses's daddy, uncle, or babysitter.. or all-around goofball.. sadistic that is.. 
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How do you know that?
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because I know everything about nothing.. haha.. sorry... Β I mislead you there.. but you never know..
)
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What some pony's baby's and filly's think discord is their uncleΒ Β
UNCLE!
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What a sexy butt you had Princess
dont speak of this again
heh heh
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so true kids have odd taste in fun. my dad and uncle would toss me and my brother in the air (about 5-6 feet apart) and we loved it, mom hated it lol. maybe faust should turn discord into a foal and do the sa..... oh no wait he'd love it too. oh well discord 1 faust 0
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Look at my pony, my pony's amazing! give it a lick.
have a stroke of its mane it turns into a plane, then it turns back again when you tug on its Pinkie
Β Do you like it? well I better not show you where the cyder is made. Sweet cyder mmmm Sweet cyder. sweet cyder yeah sweet cyder
Β get on my pony I'll take you around Equestria and all the other places too.Β
I think you'll find that Equestria pretty much covers everything.Β
Β SHUT UP WOMEN! Ride my pony.Β
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But what's stranger is now "Uncle Discord" is now hitting on my daughter >.>' Doesn't that break some boundaries?
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how is he exactly "Hitting" on her?
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