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Published: 2015-04-13 16:15:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 45731; Favourites: 757; Downloads: 214
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Description Ah, yes, let's have a dead tree hanging off the ceiling. Yeah- no, let's not do that.
I think it's pretty metal. I don't even know how we'll hoist the darned thing up so high.
You have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to renovate the Princess's home and you want to squander it on a burnt tree?
Forget it! We'll do this RIGHT!  I agree; there's a reason Luna and I left behind our old castle.
There was no plumbing  Sweet Celestia.   No electricity, either.
It was like living in one of those neglected homes in SimCity where you'd live without energy or water for days.
It's a good thing we learned much from that game  Like how we built a city with nothing but highways.
EVEN THE RESIDENTIAL AREAS GOT HIGHWAYS Aside from many accidents our road maitenance was surprisingly cheap!
Imagine pulling out of the driveway only to be met with F-Zero racers streaming behind you  IT WAS GLORIOUS CHAOS!
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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to ??? [2015-04-14 01:18:19 +0000 UTC]

????

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-14 01:42:38 +0000 UTC]

Ninten: it means that the doctor will be negotiating with the alien... Samus has chozo DNA, so she's an alien...

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-14 03:58:37 +0000 UTC]

..

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-14 12:08:27 +0000 UTC]

Ninten: chozos are alien bird... Dashie.... I need you here right now...*hugs her*

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-14 12:40:47 +0000 UTC]

...

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-14 12:49:05 +0000 UTC]

Ninten: *kisses her*

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-14 18:02:13 +0000 UTC]

.....

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-15 01:53:04 +0000 UTC]

Twilight: just finish with the calling... He should be here... Now* the tardis landed just in time... Samus just broke through the door*

: BLACK MARE! Come out or... There... Will be.... Shooting?*

: stand down! Or I will deactivate that suit!
: wait... That voice... *scans* time lord DNA... Only match available is... Doctor

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-15 02:00:22 +0000 UTC]

(??? i dont get this)

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-22 14:49:55 +0000 UTC]

((Time travel... Dw adventures... Sometimes it's best not to ask but go with the flow...))

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-22 15:29:45 +0000 UTC]

....

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-23 02:33:24 +0000 UTC]

Ninten: dashie... We need to talk...* as samus was walking up to the doctor, Ninten guided them to a room nearby...* what's been on your mind, Hun...

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-23 02:39:11 +0000 UTC]

........(what are we doing im confused)

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-23 03:00:48 +0000 UTC]

((He's confused about why his wife isn't speaking... While the doctor, Luna, and samus are negotiating...))

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-23 03:12:21 +0000 UTC]

(not that what are we rping  dont know why you brought this up)

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Zerothereploidicwolf In reply to RainbowDashieMLPFan [2015-04-23 03:19:00 +0000 UTC]

((Events after the above beavernator post.... And I have time to unwind with...))

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RainbowDashieMLPFan In reply to Zerothereploidicwolf [2015-04-23 03:24:17 +0000 UTC]

(???

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JaySilverhood In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Umm dude I think you mean S5E03, 

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Beavernator In reply to JaySilverhood [2015-04-13 16:52:28 +0000 UTC]

I MAKE NO MISTAKES

I'll get onto fixing that; one sec

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JaySilverhood In reply to Beavernator [2015-04-14 00:57:51 +0000 UTC]

I have screen shot prof XD

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Tharag In reply to JaySilverhood [2015-04-14 08:54:51 +0000 UTC]

Screen shots can be altered and so prove nothing.  

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JaySilverhood In reply to Tharag [2015-04-14 09:27:42 +0000 UTC]

Yea buuuuut~ the setting already said edited so basically that's proof enough, relaaaaaz~ I'm just joking

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Tharag In reply to JaySilverhood [2015-04-14 13:00:38 +0000 UTC]

I was just trying to joke around as well.

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JaySilverhood In reply to Tharag [2015-04-14 13:06:26 +0000 UTC]

cewl

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Tineid In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:24:06 +0000 UTC]

I hated the way her castle looked, but I'm totally jealous of her book fort.

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yoongified In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:23:10 +0000 UTC]

Don't you mean S5E03

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Beavernator In reply to yoongified [2015-04-13 16:52:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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Claw11 In reply to Beavernator [2015-04-14 10:39:42 +0000 UTC]

Can I ask of pure curiosity: what was title before you fixed?

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Backjack-Kitsune In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:21:00 +0000 UTC]

lol

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jarredspekter In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:19:47 +0000 UTC]


This reminds me of my friend telling me about Equestria Girls. I asked where Twilight stayed after she came through the portal and without missing a beat he said 'Actually she sleeps in the school library like a hobo' XD

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Claw11 In reply to jarredspekter [2015-04-14 10:37:40 +0000 UTC]

I still dont understand how school was ok with Twilight in library. Do they even close school or it was like "neh, its 24h open, even for hobos. You can sleep wherever you want - its library, people usually sleep here"

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Shadowspider9 In reply to Claw11 [2015-04-26 07:46:03 +0000 UTC]

All she would have do is hide till the doors are locked, sleep, then have Spike wake her before Cheerilee came in in the morning, hide again, then slip out when Cheerilee isn't looking.

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Tharag In reply to Claw11 [2015-04-14 14:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Just one of the many nonsensical things about Twilight's trip to the human world.

She also gets mistaken for a transfer student despite lacking any of the documentation to prove it.  That can sort of be handwaved when she first meets with Celestia, but surely Luna would have looked it up when bringing her in for disciplinary action.  For that matter Sunset shouldn't have ever needed to frame Twilight or post embarrassing Youtube videos, when all she had to do to put Twilight out of the running for the Fall Formal was point out she's not a student.

Even if we maybe assume that the magic of the portal somehow also generates the appropriate documentation in the school's computer systems, that still wouldn't explain why Twilight was seemingly allowed to spend all day in the library without attending any classes.

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jarredspekter In reply to Claw11 [2015-04-14 13:57:02 +0000 UTC]

And did Spike wake her up or did Miss Grumpily...sorry...Miss Cheerilee?
 

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Tharag In reply to jarredspekter [2015-04-14 08:56:20 +0000 UTC]

Makes one kind of wonder the same about Sunset Shimmer.

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jarredspekter In reply to Tharag [2015-04-14 13:57:23 +0000 UTC]

My head cannon is she slept in a locker

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Tharag In reply to jarredspekter [2015-04-14 14:36:29 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I've seen similar jokes made along that line.

Though realistically that seems unlikely given just how much longer she'd been in the human world (not that the movie is very realistic).  We know she's apparently won the previous 3 fall formals, but according to Luna the portal between world only opens ever 30 moons, or roughly 2.5 years, meaning Sunset must have been living in the human world for at least 5 years.

It's hard enough to handwave Twilight getting away so completely unnoticed for just a few days what with not attending any classes while simultaneously running for the Fall Formal.  Over the course of 5 years, however, social services should have surely been able to figure out Sunset was homeless and place her with a foster family or juvenile care facility.  Especially as Sunset's human form couldn't have been any older than 14 when she first arrived.

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Shadowspider9 In reply to Tharag [2015-04-26 07:43:48 +0000 UTC]

Twilight's actually pretty easy to hand wave. If she never went to class then the teacher's wouldn't really recognize her from any class and she could simply tell other students she's a transfer. Slipping into or staying after closing and sleeping in the school would be pretty easy as well.

Sunset isn't that hard either. Schools really only reqire you give your basic info like name address, parents and and other stuff to put you in their system. Things sunset could easily lie about. If she could do that all she'd have to do is learn to survive on 1 free meal a day and find a save place to sleep. Gym would cover showers.

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Tharag In reply to Shadowspider9 [2015-04-26 12:18:33 +0000 UTC]

Surely someone would still notice a student spending the entire day in the library without ever once leaving to attend class.

As for Sunset, sure if she'd been keeping her head low no one might of noticed her being homeless, she wasn't in anyway keeping her low, what with being a hugely manipulative alpha bitch.  Besides, even if it is that easy to lie when registering for school (which in this day and age of electronic record keeping I doubt), Sunset would still have been at a huge disadvantage when she first arrived as she wouldn't have know what a believable lie even was in the human world.

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Shadowspider9 In reply to Tharag [2015-05-04 03:51:12 +0000 UTC]

Well Twilight did go to lunch so maybe she simply used the libray for sleep at night, and reasurch, and just wondered the camus while classes were goin on.

Rationlzing Suset is difficult, i won't deny that. I'm going to assume most social stuff aside from monachy vs democracy transfer over given how advanced the MLP universe is, so simple stuff like, 'I'm new to town/I've never done/eaten that' would be easy to fake. 

The school registration also isn't as hard as it sounds. I've heard stories of parents giving fake adresss so their kids can go to schools in better districs. 

The only real stopping block would be if the registration form asked for a social security number. The she's be screwed.

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Beavernator In reply to jarredspekter [2015-04-13 16:54:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm surprised Twilight didn't tear apart a Tom Clancy novel to use as improvised mattress stuffing.

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rocketman732 In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:18:18 +0000 UTC]

My books.

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CharaViolet In reply to ??? [2015-04-13 16:16:30 +0000 UTC]

S5E03*

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Beavernator In reply to CharaViolet [2015-04-13 16:55:19 +0000 UTC]

I think you meant S30E5.

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TabrisLockhart In reply to Beavernator [2015-04-14 00:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Actually S5E03 = Season 5 Episode 03

Davi was right the first time

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Claw11 In reply to TabrisLockhart [2015-04-14 10:35:00 +0000 UTC]

In term of numbers  in that case it should be 503 or 5.03 in my opinion. Its called production code or something where first number is season and second episode  (in my opinion ofc) here is example en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_…

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TabrisLockhart In reply to Claw11 [2015-04-16 22:15:29 +0000 UTC]

claw , I thinj the latter is more common (5.03) with the point serving as a break

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CharaViolet In reply to Beavernator [2015-04-13 18:32:47 +0000 UTC]

yes



wait wat

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