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Published: 2016-05-07 21:40:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1316; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 0
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Ryan: Tastes like...dirt...shattered dreams...and..dirt..Um..I apologize to most of the UK, Russia, China, Japan, the neighboring countries, Africa and most likely Australia. It's an Earth Cookie...
I didn't even..ugh..I didn't even try.
Ryan/Picture~
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OH MY GOD..HES EATING EARTH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! *Runs* I DONT HAVE TO OUTRUN HIM! I JUST HAVE TO OUTRUN YOU! *Trips person and runs*
(OH MY GOD I HAD TO LOL)
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Hmmm now I want to try an earth cookie.........XD
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wats an earth cookie
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I appologize for myself. I mean, his finger is clearly in North America. South America is safe here.
Not for long >:3
Also we went over this, Ryan! No world cookies! Now I gotta keep them away from Vincent cause you gave him an idea-
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xD North America has been squished...well..most of it. ;u; I'm in the squished vicinity... South America..will get their doom..soon. xD
Ryan: He could use a couple Earth cookies. It'd be good for him!
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Aaa same.
Poor South America. They have to wait and hear Ryan eat the rest of the cookie ;;
Vincent: Hell yes I could! I'd love ta cause some good ol' fashioned distruction.
No Vincent shh bad
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;u; Maybe he'll leave them alone? lol
Ryan: *Gives Vincent an Earth cookie* Have at the destruction, my friend~ It's beautiful!
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But then what happens to it o-o
Vincent: *evil nomming* Beautiful destruction.
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;u; I dunno~
Ryan: ......You're such an idiot..
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Screams I'm spooked now
Vincent: how am I an idiot.
....This tastes like dirt-
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Looks delicious!
Tbh, I thought he was going to say "Tastes like....shit...."
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Well, I wanted to do that..but then I thought people would spend more time going, "What does shit taste like?" than actually acknowledging the picture. lol
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At least he didn't eat north America. That would fast like dirt, trash, metal, shattered dreams, and more dirt.
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I live there and I can't even argue with that. Lol. Most of it got crushed under his finger, but he would be better tossing that into the trash. Lol
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I live there too. I don't wanna get eaten.
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Ryan: .......Galore indeed...and a tad spicy. Β
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Well, I've heard that lava will do that to you.
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Ryan: to be fair...I was hoping for strawberry~
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Wha-...Ryan, why would the center of the earth taste like strawberries?
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Ryan: *Pouts* I didn't ACTUALLY assume it would be Earth. I thought it was a cookie...and I saw the red filling..and was mislead.. Don't judge me.
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*Stares at him, obviously judging him* Yeah...I won't.
*Judging intensifies*
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Ryan: *places some red on his lip* ........ Maybe you can clean it for me?
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...Sure. *Smiles and stands on my toes, leaning in until my face is inches away from his...and wipes his lips with a fresh tissue from my pocket* All done~ *Takes a few quick steps back, laughing silently at myself*
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Ryan:
..... *lets out a groan* I was..hoping for something else..Β
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Oh, really? I couldn't imagine what. *Makes my best innocent face*
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Ryan: oh really? Trying to innocent look? ........you're a bitch. <\3
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Well, isn't that harsh~? *Chuckles quietly*
I really don't know what you mean <3 ...pff...
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Ryan: How about I show you? *places some of the filling onto your lips and purrs* Are you sure you don't know what I mean?
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U-uhm...I think I might...understand it now. *Laughs nervously and backs up*
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Ryan: *Leans closer and kisses your nose* Do you now? *Grabs your shirt and holds you close*
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*Squeaks and leans as far back as I can* Ryaaan... *whines* You're kind of...really in my personal space right now.
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Ryan: *smiles* well....if you wouldn't have played innocent...I wouldn't be... *wipes it off you lips with a tissue and pouts* still stands...you're a bitch...
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*Lets out a relived sigh and relaxes* That's harsh.
...
*Licks my lips* Ew.
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Ryan: I think you like harsh... *smirks* I could've made it taste better~<3
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I don't...and that's a lie.. *Squirms* Let go of my shirt.
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Ryan: you're heartless...*Lets you go* try to be friendly..
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I would if you'd stop sexually harassing me. *Huffs and crosses my arms*
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Ryan: I am not sexually harassing you! You would know..if I was doing that! >:"(
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Well...maybe not...sexually harassing me, exactly, but...You know whatΒ I mean >n<
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Ryan: *Resists urge to Facepalm* ...Woman..seriously...make up your mind and don't be so vague! Maybe I don't know what you mean. *Becoming aggravated* And even if I did...you have a problem with this? =^=
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I do have a problem with it! You're just...being so blunt and weird!
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