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Published: 2016-05-07 21:40:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1316; Favourites: 70; Downloads: 0
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Ryan: Tastes like...dirt...shattered dreams...and..dirt..Um..I apologize to most of the UK, Russia, China, Japan, the neighboring countries, Africa and most likely Australia. It's an Earth Cookie...
I didn't even..ugh..I didn't even try.
Ryan/Picture~
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Ryan: *Wraps his arms around you, pinning yours to your side, and squeezes just tight enough* Well...deal with it. <3 *moans*
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Why did you moan??? Please stop...I'm so uncomfortable right now π: 0 β©: 1
Ryan: *Squeezes more* It wasn't a pleasure moan! Dx S-Shutup!!
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But then why did you moan??? *Tries to wiggle free* Y-you're squeezing me too tight!
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Ryan: It was a pained moan. >___>; Just...it's not a big deal. Stop questioning it. *squeezes*
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*Whines and struggles more* I-I can't b-breath right... Please s-stop...
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That's an odd thing to say?
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I just keep forgetting you have a DA XD
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Hahaha, I remember you mentioning this! Too bad for him it doesn't taste that great. XD
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Lol~ Earth cookies...not totally delicious! I think he was hoping for a strawberry filling. Instead..he gets spicy! xD;
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I'd have preferred strawberry too. XD
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xD Me too.
Or..he was hoping a damn skittles rainbow would pop out. Ry!
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Pffft, considering the weird commercials they have... XD
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xD I wonder who...sits down and actually COMES up with..the commercials they put on TV. Some of them are just brilliant. Others..not..so much. lol
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Yeah, they did get some banned. 
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Oh my god. That is the best commercial..I have EVER seen!
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Yes, I want that gum and that cat. xP
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Me too, specially the cat. XD
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Its so nice~
I know how it tastes.
;v;
I ONCE RULED THE WORLD-
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;u; Is it bitter sweet?
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No~
I guess he is just tasting the Lava~
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Doesn't he know about the lava somewhere in the center of the Earth??
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It's just a bit spicy to him.. xD
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the day Ryan finally eats the world will be a happy one.
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I have to agree with that. lol Put it all to an end... xD
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Ry looks so disappointed omg
but hey, what'd you expect, bro? It's not like Earth is full of caramel...
Though that would be amazing. xD
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He is so disappointed, poor bab! lol
Omg..it would be amazing! <3 I think he was hoping it..would have a strawberry-like filling.. xD
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xDD
Oooh that would be awesome! And his guess makes sense, due to the 3rd layer of Earth being red. Lol xD
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That third layer is a bit spicy for him. xD
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xD I bet!
Ooh I bet the core is extremely hot XD
Poor Ry xD
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How would he know what dirt and shattered dreams taste like?
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You are to, so do you know what that taste like?
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I know..what shattered dreams taste like... and...I don't remember what dirt tastes like. You know, a lot of dirt and mud-pies..when me and my sis were three... xD
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Ryans disappointment gives me life
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He will finish that life. lol
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Holy shit, I am literally ready for death
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You're like "I got this! My body is ready!" xD
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Practically XDΒ
I am ready HOUHΒ
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I have made my coffin
I am ready
fucking take me now ryanΒ
XDΒ
Is this why ryan hates me
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xD Omg. I almost spit my drink out! lol
Nah, this is why Ry loves you! He wouldn't let you die...because he knows your ready. >:")
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