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bero3000 In reply to ??? [2017-02-27 23:49:10 +0000 UTC]

ahhh shucks ,still a good twist off my dick

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-02-28 01:15:21 +0000 UTC]

lol. THE END

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-02-28 02:14:24 +0000 UTC]

good roleplay,dont do erotic much it was something

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doomsdayultra In reply to bero3000 [2017-02-28 02:21:05 +0000 UTC]

ok

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bero3000 In reply to doomsdayultra [2017-02-28 02:36:05 +0000 UTC]

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BigMacSama In reply to ??? [2016-03-28 00:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Insert Bruce Campbell's kickass line here...

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-28 02:36:10 +0000 UTC]

Krabapple is so hot

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-28 03:58:09 +0000 UTC]

Too bad she dead!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-28 11:52:24 +0000 UTC]

I know right,so what's your favorite Simpsons mum?

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 00:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Yours.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 02:41:38 +0000 UTC]

I knew you were gonna say that , mines vanhowtin

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 02:45:50 +0000 UTC]

Well mine is Dia-Betty
*cracks up laughing at this joke*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 03:08:29 +0000 UTC]

Hrmm

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 03:26:15 +0000 UTC]

You know Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel and his wife Brandine? Well, they have a obese relative named Dia-betty and I was making a joke about choosing her as my ideal woman. Think of her as the Kendra Krinklesac of the show from that Cleveland Show but in Simpsons style. Look her up, ya fool

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 13:01:51 +0000 UTC]

I think I remember,brandine is hillbilly hot lol

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 17:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Then look it up on google of rDiabetty to refresh your memory, man.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 18:42:42 +0000 UTC]

Or maybe Simpson wiki

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 18:57:57 +0000 UTC]

That's good too.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 20:39:46 +0000 UTC]

Any cartoon reference pics sites you know of?

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 20:48:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, my asshole

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-29 22:52:01 +0000 UTC]

I hear it got bad reviews

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-29 23:07:10 +0000 UTC]

 So did yours

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 02:02:08 +0000 UTC]

<.<

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-30 03:07:12 +0000 UTC]

 What's your problem?!
 Maybe he's gay for me and hates girls! OH YEAH!!!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 03:17:27 +0000 UTC]

It not! For I'm earth-5 bero hero!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-30 03:55:34 +0000 UTC]

*shows him in a crappy hero suit*
I love you.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 04:31:02 +0000 UTC]

And away I go! *flies off*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-30 04:52:14 +0000 UTC]

*shows her attached to your legs with her trusty unbreakable diamond tether*
Nice try, dumbshit.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 13:56:41 +0000 UTC]

*heat vision off tether* now burger girl here's your stop *drops her off at bus stop*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-30 15:46:01 +0000 UTC]

It's unbreakable, ya stupid bastard!
*gut punches you and leaves as you fall all the way down right onto Tina's location*
Tina: Again, nice try, shithead.
*ties your carcass up with the incredibly strong element proof unbreakable diamond tether*
[Dude, you can't destroy unbreakable diamond tether! Didn't you see Futurama or do you really stop giving a fuck?]

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 16:32:13 +0000 UTC]

[I'm a super,I can break anything,besides how can that guy kill me?]

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-30 21:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Cartoon logic, bitch, that's how I work; You just work your way in a way you see fit for yourself at times.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-30 23:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Diiip!!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 00:33:55 +0000 UTC]

Okay.
*Shoves into a vat of melted cheese dip*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 00:52:48 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 01:04:27 +0000 UTC]

*then suddenly you realize the cheese has mold inside and you're eating it*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 01:15:40 +0000 UTC]

Mmmmyum *continues eating*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 01:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Then suddenly the mold starts to eat your flesh!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 01:46:13 +0000 UTC]

*still eating* mmmmmburpmmm

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 01:55:21 +0000 UTC]

*Then the mold forms into a monster and eats you alive wholly*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 02:00:15 +0000 UTC]

*dies,starts killing mac's town*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 02:18:50 +0000 UTC]

This looks like for the Justice League Unlimited and Marvel Heroes!
*shows them charging at you and fight like no tomorrow*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 03:22:40 +0000 UTC]

Hail darksied!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 03:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Mack: You are such an evil bastard, bero.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 04:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Antilife!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 04:42:55 +0000 UTC]

But I know your weakness and she's right here.
*shows her flying at you*
 HERE I COME, BERO!!!
*then you freak out*
 Remember, loser. She's invulnerable, invincible and immortal! She cannot be killed at all!!!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 13:13:44 +0000 UTC]

But it can be contained!! *uses the phantom zone portal to trap it* hail hydra!!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 15:23:33 +0000 UTC]

 Sorry but no.
*  and  *
 Tough shit, Bero the Monster.
*Portal closes on you and you get attacked by Uglyinator The Bitch*
 Wonderful, they are perfect for each other.

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-31 15:32:37 +0000 UTC]

U fool! *phantom portal starts warping and sucking everyone in like that part in movie man of steel*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-31 16:06:17 +0000 UTC]

[Man of Steel sucked balls]

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