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Published: 2014-05-29 00:46:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 1991; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 19
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*unfortunately, Bero's attacks don't affect Mack due to his cartoon logic know-how*
Sorry fruitcake, but that don't work jackshit on my powers of cartoon physics.Β
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Power of b.s. ?
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Nope, this is what stinks!
*eats you whole and you die like Dirk the Daring*
-now it's the end, loser-
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I was dead already !boosh!
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Good, no one cares, ghost boy!
*ghostbusts your ghostly ass into the ghost compactor*
Bam motherfucker!
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Lol ain't no ghost either
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Right, and I'm '89 Tim Burton's version of Jack Napier...but you can call me
*removes fedora hat*
Joker!
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I always thought that name felt wrong for the joker
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That's not a good reason at all
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yes yes yes yes, to all
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Nope sorry, not acceptable.
*then parker kicks you in the face and blasts his powerful poots at you repeatedly*
Geesh asshole, stop smelling all my farts, loser!
*laughs like a douchebag*
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*grabs him and puts a headlock move* now say your a crybaby!
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No!
*flips over and lets out a big fart on your face*
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*reverse throws him and breaks his neck killing him* oops should have something
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*now as a ghost* Yeah, this!
*farts at you*
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe...ghost farts!
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Peeeeeeeeeeeeeyew, what's that smell!?
Β It's Bero, Sam! He stinks like expired mayonnaise on a hot summer's day inside my gym bag!
*laughs* You crack me up, lil' buddy!
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Big talk for a dog who licks his ass....
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Big talk for a loser who trolls on the internet for laughs and messes with logic.
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Heh *bero rips off skin to reveal ogre monster*
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Now to troll the world wide web!
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Β Well good luck on that.Β
*shows a montage of Bero The Troll trying and failing in every way possible*
-afterwards-
Β *laughing at you*
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*in failing,the worlds computers started failing killin a lot*
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*then the world explodes*
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-credits roll-
Β By god, this movie sucks!
Β WHAT A BUNCH OF PUTRID DONKEY'S ASS! BERO'S ATTEMPT TO DIRECT THE MOVIE INSTEAD OF MACK IS MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT OF FUCK!!! I RATHER EAT SNOT-FILLED VOMITED DIARRHEA OUT OF A BUFFALO'S DICKHOLE THAN TO WATCH HOW FUCKING TERRIBLE BERO IS GETTING AT ROLEPLAY MOVIES!!!
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*random YouTube watcher* always blaming the acter instead of the director,let's see what's on gamegrumps
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Nope, we blame Bero for everything that's wrong with it and not following the script like he's supposed to and hurts innocent folks. Hell, I remember meeting this loser back in high school long time ago.
*goes into flashback on your first day of high school in 1985 while music plays "Give it up (Killer Dance Mix)" by Evelyn "Champagne" King*
[I know I know it's not your real timeline, but I was having my 80s vibes kicking ass right about now after watching 1985's Fright Night review by AVGN himself]
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*the guy who's house u broke into* who the hell r u and why r u covered in honey!?
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Bero: I'm Bero and I'm new to this school. So fuck this script that looks like shit that'll ruin my life for sure. So come at me, babes! Daddy's got a sweet tooth decay for-
*gets attacked by bees*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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I've regret nothing!* running out side he slammed into young Mac covering him honey and bees almost killing him,mac was later admitted at his local psych ward*
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*unfortunately that was a clone copy of yours truly you killed, the real one was with Raven, Jinx and Argent of the teen titans series as they fawn over him and a ton of cops stop you and take you to jail for killing for no good reasons at all.*
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*didn't kill Mac, read the thing right Nancy Drew!
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I did read it right, shithead. And I'm not Nancy Drew. She is!
*points at her hanging out with Coraline and Pippi Longstocking.*
*walks in* Yeah, top trying to confuse yourself with other people's names, dumbass.
*pushes you down onto the floor and laughs at you*
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*bounces up like a ball* nope I see that your wrong! *punches parker out*
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Mack: *to everybody* Holy shit, you guys! Bero and Parker are gonna have a street fist fight! Anything goesΒ freestyle!
*shows him fighting while music plays Ryu's Theme from Street Fighter*
Only for 5 bucks a pop, people.
*they pay up in his british-style money suitcase*
Β YEAHUH!!!
DEEZ NUTS!
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*bero knocks parker out under twenty seconds* people u wasted your money,Mac give these people their money back
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*shows people already gone and not caring about Bero's well-being and enjoyed seeing Parker being hurt, then suddenly! You get kicked in the nuts bloody hard and sent to the hospital all thanks to Bero's nutkick attack on your crotch*
-cut to: hospital-
*shows you in a hospital all body cast*
Principal Wilmington: Henceforth, Mr. Bero! You are expelled and banned in all schools for life. Parker is now sent to a different hospital, thanks to your violent temper of yours. Now we have Mack as our new class president, no thanks to your violent outbursts!Β
*stamps the word expelled onto your face, spits in your eye and leaves angrily*
It serves you right for fighting our school president this year, you ungrateful loser!
-flashback ends-
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And that's how I got rich, stupid idiot assault me on school
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No idiot, you still live in a poor-assed shelter. Mack donated the money to the school and took over my presidency in my pardon. Gut PUNCH!
*gut punches and you drop on down in pain*
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"His" money, I'm doing aok * gets up punch him so hard his sphincter blows out* get your facts straight parker!
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*gets enraged* THESE ARE FACTS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
*Multiple punches and kicks you to death extremely hard, oozing in blood, and then you die again*
THERE!!! QUIT MAKING UP LIES, YOU LYING LOSER!!!
-cut to: Bero in heaven-
Oh hai, Bero! Glad you can make it to here, huh! Also, jesus said you died way too many times, so it's time to pay your respects! Hahahahahaha what a story, huh!
*throws you into heaven's gate and it closes on you*
Now I can jump into hell for fun!
*does so and dies*
-the FUCKING end, loser-
*credits roll and the roleplay movie falls into a volcano pit*
Mack: Done and done! Now let's get back to talking about real things. Like why Bero is a dork talking to me Lol just kiddin' ya.
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So what's up besides being a bad d.m. ,I'm hungry for pizza
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What's that supposed to mean?
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