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Β BERO3000! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATING THE RETARDATION CODE AND BEING A TOTAL RETARD! So we must shoot your ass down with tranquilizers!
*they shoot over 9000 of them all over you and you go down*
-cut to: Home for the Retarded in the middle of nowhere-
*you finally wake up*
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Β I'M FREAKING CRAZY!!!
*jumps out da window and lands on a pile of rubble*
Β *barney rubble laugh*
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*dressed as a Security Guard of the Retardation House* Alright, you looney! You're going into your looney bin for your insane retardation.
*also dressed as a Security Guard* Trust me, Berry boy. You're gonna be fitting in just fine!
*they throw you into your room and lock up the doors and windows with titanium iron alloy locks*
Have fun being retarded, spazmatron!
*they laugh and leave you to your insanity and retardation*
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*starts talking to jerry*
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Who's Jerry? Your boyfriend?
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No you Dingus hes my trainer
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Now you've gone insane with retardation.
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No, dude. You just went mentally retarded and insane altogether.
Yeah, I don't think any foxes would agree with you.
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Let's go, he's gone crazy.
You know who is gone crazy and got sent here? MY MOM!
*laughs*
Let's go, looking at Bero like this is pathetic and depressing.
*they leave*
'Twas a sad fate for Bero, but also kinda funny.
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*drops the act* thank god
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*then the room shoots you more and you go back to full retardation again*
-365 years later-
*shows you as a old geezer*
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[Stick with the script, ass for brains]
*as a retirement home worker* Come on, Bero. Time for you to be sent to the retirement home.
*also as a retirement home worker* Yeah, let's get you comfy.
*they take you to it and drive off*
-cut to: Retirement Home-
*shows a ton of old people like you*
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Β Welcome to your new home, sir. May you live your life forevermore.
*shows you on a electric wheelchair and being put into a bedroom and everything*
Enjoy your new homelife here, Grandpa Bero.
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*sits down and looks around*
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*sees a stuffed doll resembling Mack staring at you*
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Err *slowly gets up and get his reading glasses*
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*Then it suddenly slowly it becomes evil*
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*then it begins to get viciously evil and brings out a butcher's knife*
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*then the doll burns up*
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*then it jumps on Bero and kills him*
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*crowd and critics cheer as you leave all angry and flustered to Moe's Tavern*
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Hey Bero, have a duff beer!
*slides one to you and to Homer Simpson*
Mmmm...Beer!
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Hey pal, what's eating you lately?Β
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Then why did you put your beer aside?
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Just setting the pace stranger
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Why? you afraid to get drunk on a friday night?
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Just waiting...*looks around the shady bar*
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Well its whom....*gets a tap on the shoulder*
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You mean that guy?
*points at that person in confusion*
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*the guy takes your beer and chugs down in delight as he sits next to Homer Simpson*
Yeah, now there's a guy who knows how to chug down that bad boy!
You can say that again, Homer. This guy's a natural!
Yeah, Unlike Berry Boy who's a total sissy here for not drinking it down here. BE A MAN, YOU PUSSY!
: Duffman thinks you're a pussy baby boy, Bero.
*thrusts his crotch at your face*
OH YEAH!
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Not the type...besides howed you know my name?
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He can tell by the way you're misspelling your words when you type too fast like a FUCKING IDIOT!
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Oh get over it, pussy galore
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Well see ya then*walks out of the bar*
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*then the cops jump on you from outta nowhere and put you in jail after confiscating your dynamite and weed from cavity searching your sorry ass*
Well, Chief. Looks like we're gonna hafta take him to downtown for his terrorism!
Yeah, and for making poor roleplay movies and knowing that shady yet sketchy guy in the bar.
Alright, you heard him, boys! We're taking this punkass to the big house.
Β Oh Bero Bero Bero, how disappointing of you. Looks like you'll be getting...
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The Permanent Timeout
Β *CSI Miami yell*
Β Sorry to do this, Bero3000. But you were holding a crapload of them all around you inside your clothings and up your ass and making shady deals with that guy in the bar.
Β Also you were absolutely a terrible friend to Mack. And we got evidence from the poor fellow to prove it.
*they cuff you all around ya and throw you into the paddy wagon and drive off to the big house*
-cut to: Bero3000 in the big house-
Β *throws you in the prison cell with * And don't even think about doing something crazy, Bero! Cuz I got my eyes on you.
Β Holy shit, Bero! You're here too?! Ha ha, hey fellas! The Bero3000 himself is here in the big house!
*the prisoners cheer and welcome you to the big house like pals and you become the big dog of the place in a huge welcoming party*
Believe me, B. You're gonna fit in just fine!
-few years later-
*shows you enjoying the life in prison*
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*covered in tats* bero to inmate: you got my money on that deal i made?!
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Β Hey man, chill. I'm sure that guy's got the loot.
Β Yeah, I got your money right here.
*shows him the cash*
It's just how ya likes it.
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