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Published: 2013-08-28 19:59:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 12633; Favourites: 196; Downloads: 69
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with this im gonna get the asshole who put here....
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Who put what here?
Β Yeah, who's the asshole, Berry Boy?Β
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Β Wait, you're after a donkey, a mule OR some jerkwad who framed ya?
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Very funny *walks to the cell*
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*then the cell locks you and wolfie on back in after everybody does the same*
-1 hour later-
Β Alright, Boys. Time for a jailcell and cavity search and I better see no funny stuff this time. So don't try anything stupid! That means you, Bero. Dr. Zoidberg, you know the drill! Search them.
*all the prisoners and Bero hold their asses in fright*
Β So I get to do it while getting paid, keep their stuff and getting a hot meal afterwards? HURRAY!
*crawls off like a fiddler crab while whooping like Curly Joe from the 3 stooges*
Β Oh this should be good
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Β Alright ladies, drop down your pants at once! I know one of you's got money in his pocket and is trying to bribe the warden to get out. So if I were you, girls. I'd definitely won't try being smug about it
*They do all the cavity searches on all the prisoners and found out Bero's stash of money and prison weaponries*
Well well well, looks like we found our culprit. What'chu gotta say for yourself, chicken-legs?
*Bero double-flips them all off in seething anger*
I thought so. To the isolation room with ya, luckily we're gonna test it out now that's installed in the basement. Take him away, boys!
*they cuff him down and bring him to the sub-basement where all of the crazed psychopathic fucks are located*
-cut to: sub-basement prison to the isolation room where it looks all lit up and everything-
Β Welcome to your new home here, Berry boy. You'll love it down here for eternity!
*they uncuff ya, shove you in hard and you get multi-cuffed all over you, then get dragged and forced to the center of the room against your will, followed by storing your carcass inside a titanium iron maiden set where it's inescapable and shit*
Β I love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitchfuck. Oh btw, do enjoy the show on your telly, Berry.
*laughs gaily and leaves as the door automatically closes and locks down the door completely as your eyes are forced open via Clockwork Orange style watching all of the past roleplay movies from long time ago all written, edited, produced and directed terribly by you*
Spongebob Narrator: 365 years later...Β
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*snoring and dreaming pleasant nightmares*
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-then we cut into Bero's dreamworld-
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*then the static clears up and goes into perfect HD picture mode showing you enjoying life and beating the shit outta toons and people who were fucking assholes to you like a total dickcheese*
[Seriously though, if you're familiar with the Toontown from "Who's Framed Roger Rabbit?" you can tell that all your favorite toons on there were fucking assholes all the way. Watch Nostalgia Critic's top 11 Mindfucks list, he explains it better than I could]
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You know who else gets mindblown? MY MOM!!!
Β *laughs*
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Only her face stands in wrong angle, get your head in there
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Yeah that must be comfortable
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Again shrugs? Maybe you will say nods then which I again do not know
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She is stronger than she looks and doesnt seem to mind that butt in her face...
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i aways like her better than wilma
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again, I have a thing for redheads, so I was a Wilma-guy
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