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bero3000 In reply to ??? [2016-03-16 17:37:39 +0000 UTC]

*inner core heating up* hack alert! Zzzrrgg!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-16 17:42:12 +0000 UTC]

Well shit-
*Bero explodes as the Earth explodes along with killing everybody except Mack who is being hurled into Mars saying, "YOU EEEDIOTS!!!* 

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-16 17:47:19 +0000 UTC]

*mars alien sees reader* prisoner! Send word to our leader *points to real bero in powerarmor*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-16 17:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Mack: *shakes off the mars dirt like a dog* Say what now?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-16 21:54:38 +0000 UTC]

*Mac sees he's on a barren wastland to untrain eye*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-16 22:17:10 +0000 UTC]

Well, might as well find a cave nearby.
*days later*
FINALLY! Found one...
Narrator: And he lived happily ever after. The end
-credits roll-

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-16 22:29:25 +0000 UTC]

!!??? (Wait how could he live happy and healthy if he's on mars!? He would die of thirst and hunger,plus no air and raidtion)

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 02:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Cartoon logic, bitch

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-17 03:54:34 +0000 UTC]

Ooohhh kkkkk...

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 05:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, get used to it or else face my posse's indestructible wrath!
Yeah, you tell him, man.
YEAHUH!
*they triple brofist and shove you to the ground like assholes*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-17 14:14:34 +0000 UTC]

*bero screams as they chop dice im*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 17:12:45 +0000 UTC]

*facepalms* Humans these days...

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-17 18:14:31 +0000 UTC]

Just like mi animes!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 20:41:31 +0000 UTC]

Wait, you're into Anime? AWESOME DUDES!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-17 20:52:02 +0000 UTC]

That's right! Unlike my real self I've love naruto!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 21:27:53 +0000 UTC]

Lame...

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-17 22:14:23 +0000 UTC]

F.u bird! I'll flipbu like an omelet!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-17 22:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Dinner and a movie first, geekbait!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 00:45:30 +0000 UTC]

*pulls out lightsaber and chops him* here's dinner!boom!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 02:35:13 +0000 UTC]

You just attacked my clone, dude. Anywho, if you wanna fuck me, sorry I'm not into guys.
Yeah so step off, loser!
*they walk off*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 03:55:45 +0000 UTC]

*grabs chainsaw and murders morti's girlfriend and his ex and puts on their fleshy faces* your next losers!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 04:19:50 +0000 UTC]

*then suddenly cops show up and arrest your ass in jail by HFG's brother Low Five Ghost*
-cut to: you in prison-
*as a security guard* Nice going, asshole! You killed a cloud woman who stopped dating Mordecai and another bird girl who was a news reporter who I WAS dating a long time and you ruined my chances to get steady with her, ya loser! What'chu got against hot babes like them?!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 04:40:33 +0000 UTC]

*prison riot starts cus of evil energys* I'll kill u to*leaps towards guard and starts strangles him*HAHAHA!*wears his face and escapes in the ensuring chaos*-the end!-

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 05:51:17 +0000 UTC]

Worst roleplay movie ever.
*throws his popcorn bucket full of garbage and hits the screen and finally leaves the theater*
I've seen better from that Legend of Zelda cartoon.
[Credits roll]

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 14:34:43 +0000 UTC]

And the special effects were cheeky

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 16:51:32 +0000 UTC]

So is your mom who I made love with, dickhole!
*runs off in douchy laughter*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 19:43:09 +0000 UTC]

* shakes head* well what a douche...

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 20:27:45 +0000 UTC]

Correction! You're a douchebag! Says so on the dictionary which I stole from a bookstore nearby!!
*shows it in flames and rubble and people screaming in utter terror*
So here you go, loser!
*shows Bero's disfigured face on the dictionary on the definition of Douche*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 21:13:10 +0000 UTC]

*dies of shock*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 23:01:23 +0000 UTC]

 - Shocking, isn't it?
You:   

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 23:09:53 +0000 UTC]

1000 ways to die!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 23:19:36 +0000 UTC]

 Sounds like you need to learn a thing or two.
*does his 1000 years of painful death up your ass leaving you in both pain and shock*
You -->   

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 23:25:46 +0000 UTC]

oh that scene cracks me up lol

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 23:31:29 +0000 UTC]

Do tell!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 23:35:45 +0000 UTC]

never!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-18 23:37:10 +0000 UTC]

- ASSHOLE!!!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-18 23:43:10 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-19 00:37:06 +0000 UTC]

*he kicks you in the nuts and laughs*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-19 03:06:07 +0000 UTC]

Shazbot!!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-19 04:44:09 +0000 UTC]

You need help down there, Berry?

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-19 14:43:02 +0000 UTC]

Its Bero ..but thanks that's ok

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-19 17:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Okay then.
*leaves*
 Hey sexy man...

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-19 18:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Gah! *pulls gun and kills it*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-19 19:05:33 +0000 UTC]

*grabs the bullets with its tentacles and chases you*

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-19 19:08:41 +0000 UTC]

*scp agents arrive and bring it down*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-19 23:08:02 +0000 UTC]

*then it grabs Bero and eats him alive and farts out your ghost*
 Hehehehehehehehe...I didn't do it
*belches*
-the end-

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-20 01:31:28 +0000 UTC]

Civilian down!*scp collect bero ghost*

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-20 02:25:47 +0000 UTC]

HEY ASSHOLES! He said "THE END"!

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bero3000 In reply to BigMacSama [2016-03-20 04:22:16 +0000 UTC]

The scp agency knows no bounds!

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BigMacSama In reply to bero3000 [2016-03-20 04:35:52 +0000 UTC]

*he shoots them down and they die instantly*
*gets into your face angrily* FUCK YOU, YA FRUIT FACED DOUCHEBAG! IT'S THE END, DEAL WITH IT!!!
*credits rolls as he leaves the screen*
Yeesh, Bero needs to stop performing in crappy shit like this.
*facepalms and leaves*
 *voiced by Dan Green* Geesh, that career of his is totally gonna be the end of this sorry hide
*leaves along with many others leaving in disgust and annoyance*

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