HOME | DD
bero3000 β alien request
#blackfire #duckdodgers
Published: 2016-03-13 20:14:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 674; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 13
Redirect to original
Description
request byRelated content
Comments: 305
You can't kill creativity! Lol,anyway what's your favorite gaming weapon?
π: 0 β©: 1
And this is the song I sing to you -->Β www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaLSpIβ¦
π: 0 β©: 1
Mmm hotdogs, I want hotwings!!
π: 0 β©: 1
π: 0 β©: 1
I rather lick your mom's pussy, faggot!
*sprays graffiti paint at you and runs away laughing*
π: 0 β©: 1
π: 0 β©: 1
U stay out of this Lars!
π: 0 β©: 1
Like you, Bitch?
*shows yourself in the mirror now as a monkey dressed up as a circus clown*
π: 0 β©: 1
Wait a minute...*shows "mirror" is just a picture frame* get out of here twerp
π: 0 β©: 1
No idiot, he means you are literally a monkey.
*shows you as a real monkey in a clown getup and everything*
π: 0 β©: 1
Nah just a hologram *turn it off* I'm undercover now scram!
π: 0 β©: 1
[Enough with the hologram shit, fewl.]
HEY ZOOKEEPERS! I FOUND YOUR UGLY-ASSED MONKEY!!!
*they capture Bero the Monkey Clown and throw him into the cage with all the other clown monkeys are*
Whoa, now that's what I call clowning around.
*laughs as the end title and credits roll as the audience boos viciously*
SNORESVILLE!Β
Β Yeah and Rolf can smell his shitty performance that's worse than my nano's toenail!
Β HA HA!
Β That Bero dude sucks!
I can make better films than this...with blackjacks and hookers! You know what, forget the blackjacks! Ah screw Bero and his lameass attempt of acting!
*shows everybody leaving in disappointment*
You're fired, asshole!
*kicks you in the nuts and leaves you in pain*
π: 0 β©: 1
Β You know what else's NUT good? YOUR LIFE!
*kills you and you died*
π: 0 β©: 1
And your spelling sucks massive echidna dicks, loser
π: 0 β©: 1
Nah, Jesus is right over there.
*shows Jesus doing a dance*
* * Sup, Bero?
π: 0 β©: 1
*crosses himself* lord oh mighty
π: 0 β©: 1
Yeah the one who jerked you around is your boss at your new job. It's called the Krusty Burger and you're the mascot!
*shows you in the mascot*
And that guy is your manager.
Welcome to Krusty burger, jerkface! I'm your boss now and you'll be advertising on the streets, loser!
Β Now you're working it, guy!
π: 0 β©: 1
*dresses as a hotdog*I feel my other self distressed*walks off in costume*
π: 0 β©: 1
*you try to leave but can't cuz you got ankle chained to the restaurant*
Don't even try it, loser! You are gonna pay this man's apartment for torching it and the police are watching your every move right now.
*shows Chief Wiggum and his troops keeping an eye on them*
Keep an eye on Bero, boys. He can escape and make a run for it anytime. Don't worry, mr. Dan Mandel. We got this.
Good! Because he deserved it for stealing my cat, my car, and burned down my apartment home!
*whomps you with a rock in the crotch*
Β JERK!
π: 0 β©: 1
Sigh...well you pissed me off *snaps fingers,causing Dan,wiggum and his trooper to explode into gore* look Mr toughguy,let me go or suffer..if I die I grow stronger...
π: 0 β©: 1
WHY DO YOU KEEP KILLING COPS AND INNOCENT PEOPLE, YOU JERK?!?!
π: 0 β©: 1
They pushed me to far,the mind can only take so far... Lucky its not permanent,it will end for me..the controllers aka Mac and bero will hopefully see the errors of their ways
π: 0 β©: 1
Mack: NOPE! You do, ya killing asshole!
*grabs you and puts you in jail with a steroid rapist gorilla man*
Β *laughs*Β Hey pal, don't drop the soap, or that ass of yours is mine for kicks
*then you piss yourself in fear as the end credits come rolling in*
Audience: *throwing shit at teh screen in anger*
Β This movie sucks ass!
Β Yeah and I smell it!
*everybody leaves*
Β ...
*speeds off in disgust*
Β This movie is a disaster! Why do I keep hiring that Bero loser?! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!
*then pushes off all of your merch and movies into the incinerator*
Β Wise choice, Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
*to Bero*Β You should be ashamed for roleplaying these movies, dude.
π: 0 β©: 1
The director aka "Mac" is the Michael Bay of roleplays *suddenly the crowd realize its macs fault and demand their money back* BOO STOP WE WANT A BETTER OUTCOME!!! *shouts the crowd*
π: 0 β©: 1
[Okay stop dude, don't you ever compare me to that hack. EVER!]
π: 0 β©: 1
(OK dude 
π: 0 β©: 1
Whatevs, man. I'm outta here...
*leaves huffily*
Wow, you're a jerk!
π: 0 β©: 1
Sigh...*kicks ground* I guess so...
π: 0 β©: 1
Greetings, I'm Michael Bay. Can I interest you into becoming a movie star? You'll get wealth, fame, and sexy ladies that are hotter than your friend's mom.
*then you show excited interest*
π: 0 β©: 1
Yeah!.β¦.. Wait a minute... Who sent u! *grabs him by the coller* who!!
π: 0 β©: 1
Me, and we are wanting to make a blockbuster movie starring you and making you the biggest star since Jim Carrey!
*then you got real excited*
Just sign your name here and we'll get you started, big guy.
*you do so without question*
Alright guys, grab him!
*they grab you inside the limo*
Can I interest you anything to drink, Mr Bero3000?
π: 0 β©: 1
Uh water...thanks, so what movie is it?
π: 0 β©: 1
It's called, "Bero The Movie" where it stars you as the leading hero that's filled with gorgeous women, action-packed thrills, comedy gold, and kickass shit that will make your while. And the music will be sung by Andre 3000 himself.
π: 0 β©: 1
That sounds awesome... Wait a movie about me ?!
π: 0 β©: 1
Why...no never mind,let's do this!
π: 0 β©: 1
Good, then my friend here Christopher Walken will take you to the set;
when we're through with you, Bero. You'll be the best thing ever.
*frame freezes you with a excitable face*
Narrator: *voiced by J.K. Simmons* And so, Bero was on top of his world winning awards, oscars and getting all he ever wanted. Wealth, Fame and Power! Plus dated and mated a lot of really hot babes! He was the toast of the town. Thus becoming the world's greatest actor known to man and performing every single goddamned movie he's ever been in. Hell, even marrying that one spy chick from that one other roleplay whom he had the hots for a while ago and now Bero was as happy as can be and we see him lounging at the pool enjoying his new life as we speak.
π: 0 β©: 1
Narrator: Mac on the other hand uses his fame and money on charitable causes and is running for governor
π: 0 β©: 1
<= Prev | | Next =>