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Published: 2015-12-03 20:10:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4241; Favourites: 114; Downloads: 55
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Behold, my magical extending penis I wished upon a star last night!
*cackles as I remove my mask revealing to be *
Now how about you suck my cock, chicken shit?
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Yeah ese! DO IT!
*kicks you hard in the back forcing you forward with open onto Dead Bart's huge dick*
LOL! This is so going viral!
*takes pictures on iPhone, uploads it online and it goes viral all over*
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Oh get over it, you did it all onto yourself!
Yeah and besides, you said you hate hot chicks. After all, dicks before chicks!
*they leave you and laugh aloud*
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*then the world laughs at Bero as they see "Bero sucks dick part 2" on youtube and everywhere else*
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*then my ass grows back to its normal cheeky self*
And you know what else is gross?
*cracks a fart*
That's what, ya chicken-shit!
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*then the gas forms into a fusion of Prince and Michael Jackson*
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*then it challenges you to a duel*
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*Then you accepted the challenge after all for whole shit ton of wealth*
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*then the two of you fight, but you keep getting your ass handed all too much*
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*what really happened, peaceful chess match*
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*then it kills you and you died, the FUCKING end-
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Nope, but this guy will say otherwise --> *laughs like Krusty slowly becoming demonic towards you*
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*then it catches up to you*
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*but it doesn't, still slow*
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*NOPE!*
*charges up supersonic speed at you laughing demonically* I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!!
*then you wham into a wall and stop immediately and completely stuck altogether*
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NO THIS!
*brings out his dick and is about to start shucking it into your ass as you wake up from that nightmare*
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Dude, what is Liquid Slam exactly?
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Show me the link, ya monkey faced geek.
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Just having my nephew birthday
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