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Published: 2015-12-03 20:10:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 4241; Favourites: 114; Downloads: 55
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Gotcha!
[Relax, I'm just dicking around with ya, so congrats on that lil' tyke]
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So what's happenin' today, aside from memorial day?
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Why? Did you get drunk and fucked by a hooker?
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i wish, just famliy drama
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Like what? Mom and dad cursing and verbally punching the shit at each other like Rocky Balboa vs Apollo Creed on a good day?
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Is that what happens on your side?
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Nope. They're like Ned and Maude Flanders of this family (but without the missus dead and shit). Over-Religious and annoying as fuck.
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And get this, this'll make you laugh harder than shit, they think I'm some kinda bully. How funny is that? I don't bully people. If I was, I'd physically go psychotic and kill the shit outta someone for saying horrible things or whatever to me.Β
But with you and I, we play off witty banter and shit. That's how i see it.
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Pardon? Yeah sure,we joke and rib each other, but hey we ain't perfect
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THat's what makes us humans. They're just sheltered prudes who just don't get it and not wanting to get with the times.
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I guess, but sometimes it's better to move forward than staying in the past all the time.
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Although I can't say the same for you, loser.
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Β I'm out, Bero the Clod!
*jumps up high*
See ya next time, loser! And you know who else is a clod? YOUR MOM!!!
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Oh now you laugh at hers, but not muscle man's? Da fuck is wrong with your brain?!
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You're fucking retarded; you know that, asshole?
Come on, ese. Why not take school to fix that brain of yours?
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As usual, cowardly running away like a idiotic pussy.
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Not running, skipping away
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Yeah like a faggot. Skipping is the same as running, you idiot.
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Hey u bigot ,its not the same
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That doesn't make any sense, how am I a bigot exactly?
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What does that have to do with it? Explain it
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That doesn't make any sense.
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You need to go back to english class and try again, a-hole.
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FUCK 'MERICA!
*kicks you in the balls*
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*vets put the hurt locker on ya,leaving your body a bloody mess*
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Real Mack: *standing next to the flagpole like Bugs Bunny* Man, I tell ya. That Mac really needs to chillax, yo.
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Queen of England: oi! Sod off!
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Real Mack: Need a saw? Why not Zoidberg?
Β That's Dr. John FUCKING Zoidberg?
*kills you by mistake and you die*
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*then he eats you and you turns into lobster shit afterwards*
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