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BestSeller-Microtech — Cutie Mark Commentators - Episode One
Published: 2012-06-07 22:31:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 5384; Favourites: 168; Downloads: 81
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EDIT: THEY ARE NOT THE CMC. THEY ARE TWO RANDOM BRONIES.By the way, check the dub version here: [link] made by [link] See? Two guys!
A huuuuuge comic. It has a wonderful story: Microtech has made it not one, not two, but three times. I'm a very special author, as you can see. I think Micro hates me now - I mean, he has spent HOURS on this.
Teeh-heh-heh.
So, here you go. The first of a (I hope) very large list of comics based on the cutie marks of our favourite ponies.
...you know, after reading this a lot of times, I don't find it funny anymore. Argh.
Composition by Microtech.
Script and dialogue by Best Seller.
Vectors taken from [link]
Part two: [link]
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Comments: 44
The Flithy Rich part got me laughing. xD
It's funny because it's true!
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Well, about Silver Spoon... her cutie mark is about being born rich, basically. Silver spoons as an expression generally refer to inherited wealth.
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I'm not sure apples is the best innuendo here, they aren't long enough. Apple trees is probably better. Also, since pony sexiness gets usually lost in translation, here's human Big Mac. [link]
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"His special talent is telling people his rich, with his butt"
"wow, that's badass"
Couldn't stop laughing!
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Well, that apple part explains why Braeburn is lonely.
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I know it's not the CMC, but it was funny to imagine it at AB and Sweetie Belle until Big Mac and AJ popped up lol. I still think it's funny (with the bronies/comic. Not the idea of Apple Bloom talking about Mac's dangly bits)
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Damn!i imagined apple bllom and scootalooo narrating!
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lool! i dont get it tho -> red was scootaloo right? and applebloom was green? so where was sweetie belle?
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They are not the CMC. They are two random bronies.
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You wanted it, here you go: [link]
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...what is this ... i don't even...uh...derp...
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...wow, that got really weird at the end there.
I tried to imagine the Crusaders doing the commentary, but it got weird once you get to flim and flam.
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They aren't the Crusaders. They're two random bronies.
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Uh, fucking bronies.
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i lawl'd heartily good sirs. thank you for this
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Oh Celestia, this is too funny 
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Well, the second episode is written. Now you only have to wait for Microtech to draw it.
And it's obscenely long... so be prepared.
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Sir yes sir ಠ_ಠ
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And here I thought it was wing size. (Poor Roid Rage, aka Snowflake. His wings are so tiny. 
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What about RD and Flutters? And Twilight? And Cadance? And Luna? And CELESTIA?! Her wings are huge!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I thought this was going to be so stupid. Thank Celestia it wasn't.
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the two ponies who said this, come up here now!
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They are humans, not ponies. In fact, they are two bronies, that's why they talk about "the show" and know Watchmen.
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who ever, the two BRONIES, step up here now, please!
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Funny enough, just pointing out that the title is unfortunate. The CMC call themselves the cutie mark crusader X's and the title is similar enoguh to make people think that two of them are talking. You know, about nothing but sexual orientation and genitalia.
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Yeah, I know. I was working on the script when I noticed this. In fact, the two characters say "man" and "dude" and talk about the show because I wanted to show that they aren't the CMC.
And, yes, changing the title would have been the easy way. But I love that title.
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