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Published: 2007-08-10 18:57:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 4172; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 21
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"Oh, hey, hi there""Today I decided to do an anime version of Captain Jack Sparrow and Angelina Jolie, reciting bad poetry about how homely Kiera Knightly looks. I expect a daily deviation within SECONDS."
"Hey, I'll write and recommend you get one even BEFORE you finish the art. Because I - AM - YOUR - FRIEND
"Word."
"I feel your pain even before you have it."
"And the funny thing is, I don't think you think I'm serious >.>"
"Doooooood. I will be there for you. After I barf at the bad poetry and awful picture, of course, but I will be there. Because I am your #1 fan. Because you r0xx0rz. Because we went to kindergarten together. Okay, so we didn't. But we could have. And because we could have, I am there, waving the DD banner just for YOU."
"*pats her chest with her fist twice, kisses her fingers, and gives you the 'respek knuckes"* "ALMOST DONE!!!!!"
" YOU - ARE - AWESOME. I know whatever it turns out like, you really put your whole heart in it, along with the 2.5 minutes you spent on it."
"I am putting despair in it. I am a REAL ARTIST. Real Artists "FEEL THEIR WORK!"
"Despair is blood. Crimson tears. Cry me a picture. Slash me a poem. Art me, baby."
"!!!!! /wrists!"
"*worships*"
"No no, that was my poem. AND AND I am putting it in my scraps so you can favorite it"
"Because I -ONLY- +fav scraps. Oh man. I'm gonna send some REAL critics your way, now."
"Bring it."
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Comments: 40
I don't care about your stupid rules. You're not my mother! I have +faved this. I'm not respecting your authority, nyah nyah!
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My pain tears from you like rivers of thick blood. PAIN PAIN. Instructions are little boxes. Or something like boxes. But without sides. More like I guess road signs? Or common road laws. No... I guess more like laws. because some people can skip instructions I guess, and go "Oh that's totally not important!" and then like go to step 5 instead of step 3 and then you can't -really- do that with a road sign? Yo can't skip the 35 and 45 signs coming up to jump ahead to the 55 sign. I mean. Unless you're magic.
<_<
You're not magic are you?
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I don't know. Am I? I have boobies, you know. Does that make me a magical person?
If yes, I want to go to Hogwarts and hump Hagrid's leg. He's such a big, hairy, sexy manbeast. Rawr!
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I just laughed my ass off.
I must've lost 30 pounds with that thing gone.
You god, you.
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I am to please, and make people giggle.
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Probably the single greatest accomplishment human history has to offer. There is no resisting the 'fave' button.
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See, it's reverse phycology. I say don't do it, because you know you want to >.>
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Happy birthday!
*wipes a tear away* That is sooo beautiful! I can feel your emotion!
This is almost as good as
"I want to kiss your lips.
And afterwards, we can eats some dips and chips."
Ahhhh, the tender emotion!
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What poetic genius.
If I can compare one day... to the lyrical, raw, ... chips and dips.
I. envy. you.
Now if you could only wear a damn skirt and be a real artist already!
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*SIGHS* I know I know!! One is not a real artist unless one wears copius amounts of gathered fabric about the waist!
...this includes men.
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You can do it Beckarino. I have faith in you!
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NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough*
well... maybe...
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What if it's a really cute one? With shoes that match that are -to die for-?
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Wellllll..... matching shoes, huh?
I suppose, if it also came with a matching purse, I could be pursuaded to be a REAL artist. For a day. *nodnod*
But it better be DAMN cute, yaknowwhatI'msaying!
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Oh yeah, exceedingly cute.
I opened a poll just for you.
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*ROFLMAO*
*LOVES*
*wears a #8 plaid just for her*
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Holy crap! That's so awesome. Amazing sense of balance and composition. I love the line consistency that helps give the piece an incredible sense of unity and eye flow. Inspiring little poem to go along with it too. Absolute artistic genius. It would be blasphemy for this not to be a definite daily deviation. Especially considering the popular characters featured in this masterpiece.
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The two minutes I spent on this picture, are immortalized forever.
I am so glad it touched you. You. Complete. Me.
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I have decided.
convinced me completely. Pirates are now cooler than Ninjas for the following reasons :
1) You saw them last Friday.
2) They have treasure.
3) They have belts. (cool = X + Y belts)
4) They have boats.
5) They can say cool things like ARG! AVAST! SCURVY DAWG! While Ninjas do not.
6) You cannot have a Ninja Pirate, but you can have a Pirate Ninja.
7) Pirates practiced Democracy!
8) You can name famous Pirates, but not famous Ninjas.
9) They wore eye-liner.
10) Famous pirates can kill you for your treasure, after voting to take it, screaming "ARG, AVAST, SCURVY DAWG!" while on a boat, while being a Ninja, wearing belts and eyeliner, on a Friday.
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Oh yeah?
Well..
Well...
I am a woman therefore inherently right.
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Perhaps.
But I can lift heavier things and reach high places without a stool
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I can bleed for five days a month and not die.
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That also made no sense. Admit it. You're fighting a losing battle!
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I admit nothing. I will not fall for the woman tactic of you trying to convince me that I'm not winning, thus making me lose precious self-esteem and give up.
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You still have some self-esteem? I thought I destroyed that YEARS ago.
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XD !!!
Thank you baby doll. You're still not getting my eggo.
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That's only to prepare you for the future that a MAN gives.
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I dunno.....
1) I saw a ninja last firday: [link]
2) Ninjas have no need for money.
3) Ninjas have Black Belts!
4) Proof Ninjas have boats: [link]
5) List of authentic ninja sayings: [link]
6) Honest "Ninja Pirate" who doubles it up as a Zombie Robot: [link]
7) Ninjas have a Killocracy. Basically everyone gets a word in, but the ninjas kills all of the after.
8) Here are your famous ninjas: [link]
9) Ninjas cover everything BUT their eyes
10) Famous Ninjas don't need treasure, after killing all that have a say, screaming "A Ninja that kill for fun, loves her job." while on a NICER boat, while being a Pirate Zombie Robot, wearing BLACK belts and everything but eyeliner, on a Firday
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I'm commenting because she promised me a dollar.
I just hope you keep in mind the exchange rate, Karen! 
*mwah!* Happy birthday, Pooja XD
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Comment on it >.>
I will give you a dollar.
Hell put this in your comments.
*LOL*
*dies*
*eyeshifts and comments*
HAH!
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+fav BECAUSE:
1. [link] .FRIEND.
2. It is your birthday.
3. No one tells me what not to do.
4. YOU.ARE.......no wait, I already said that.
5. You deserve a DD just like Kiera deserves an Oscar. Or an Ernie. Or a Big Bird.
6. Captain Jack threatened me.
7. I feel your despair. I think it was your despair anyway.
Encore! Encore! Bravo! *prostrates*
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