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I believe that we should ALWAYS find humor in ourselves because this separates us from all the other assholes out there.

This is my attempt in making fun of myself:

Cat on drugs- this pretty much explains itself

Cats are a master race - yes, my kittens attack me without provocation. Some of the phrases which I was able to utter before the onslaught were: "Not the face!" and "Gaaaaah, My eyes!"

Little Berdmaid - my take on the little mermaid, except that I'm coelacanth and sebastian is a Rastafarian who can smoke weed underwater.

The Frog Prince - to me, the frog prince symbolizes of how a woman can bring the best out of a man and the kiss is not literal, the kiss is the inspiration they provide, the inspiration to be the best that we can be.
this particular frog prince was interrupted halfway through his transformation; leaving him a pitiful bloated heap of a wretch who is forced to wallow in his own filth, yes as of now; every moment he lives is pure AGONY!

... His suffering amuses me. wait... That's me!

Description
I believe that we should ALWAYS find humor in ourselves because this separates us from all the other assholes out there.

This is my attempt in making fun of myself:

Cat on drugs- this pretty much explains itself

Cats are a master race - yes, my kittens attack me without provocation. Some of the phrases which I was able to utter before the onslaught were: "Not the face!" and "Gaaaaah, My eyes!"

Little Berdmaid - my take on the little mermaid, except that I'm coelacanth and sebastian is a Rastafarian who can smoke weed underwater.

The Frog Prince - to me, the frog prince symbolizes of how a woman can bring the best out of a man and the kiss is not literal, the kiss is the inspiration they provide, the inspiration to be the best that we can be.
this particular frog prince was interrupted halfway through his transformation; leaving him a pitiful bloated heap of a wretch who is forced to wallow in his own filth, yes as of now; every moment he lives is pure AGONY!

... His suffering amuses me. wait... That's me!