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So, I was thinking to myself, 'I should do another (de)motivational poster.... but who should I embarrass?' I could just imagine Gene Belcher holding his crazy megaphone in my face as all three sounds blasted the idea into my face.I do in fact have my own book of 'Erotic Friend Fiction'. And yes, if you know me personally, THEN YOU ARE IN MY BOOK!!!
It's kinda like saying, 'Be careful or you're gonna end up in my novel!' Hahaha!
Every time I read this, I read it in her crazy monotone voice!! Hahahaha!!!!!
HANDS DOWN, TINA IS MY FAVOURITE!
And Dan Mintz is a frickin' cutie!!
Taken from the episode: 'Sheesh! Cab, Bob?' where Bob takes up the job of a night time cab driver on the side of his burger restaurant to earn money for Tina's 13th birthday.... where she wants to kiss Jimmy Jr.
(C) 'Bob's Burgers' 2011 Loren Bouchard.
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SufferinOwl [2022-12-11 00:07:04 +0000 UTC]
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ConorXPetunia [2013-01-30 02:04:18 +0000 UTC]
After seeing "Erotic Friend Fiction" and "The Mad Pooper," Tina's my favorite, too!
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Biggerontheinside10 In reply to ConorXPetunia [2013-02-19 01:04:31 +0000 UTC]
Totally love Tina and most of her one-liners.
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ConorXPetunia In reply to Biggerontheinside10 [2013-02-19 01:40:11 +0000 UTC]
When she isn't suffering from stage fright, that is.
: Uhhhh...
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Biggerontheinside10 In reply to ConorXPetunia [2013-02-19 01:42:31 +0000 UTC]
GENE: Y'know, a good way to beat the stage fright is to imagine the audience naked.
TINA: I already do that. I imagine everyone naked.
GENE: Everyone? All the time?
TINA: Yeah, you don't do that?
GENE: No.
TINA: Oh.
GENE: Well, try picturing the audience with clothes on then.
TINA: Like, all their clothes?
GENE: Well, maybe just a ****** and a hat.
TINA: Okay!
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ConorXPetunia In reply to Biggerontheinside10 [2013-02-19 01:46:43 +0000 UTC]
The fact that she played a tree made that scene even funnier.
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Biggerontheinside10 In reply to ConorXPetunia [2013-02-19 01:58:22 +0000 UTC]
TINA: No! don't! Tina you did it, take a bow, girl!
That was the highlight of the episode.
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ConorXPetunia In reply to Biggerontheinside10 [2013-02-19 07:27:54 +0000 UTC]
*Sees a hot guy*
: That's going in the butt bank...
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Biggerontheinside10 In reply to ConorXPetunia [2013-02-19 07:33:48 +0000 UTC]
Or 'You're a handsome shrimp.'
Hahaha
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ConorXPetunia In reply to Biggerontheinside10 [2013-02-19 13:23:16 +0000 UTC]
Tina: I wanted my first lobster to be special...
*Imagines her and Jimmy Jr. getting married and eating lobster*
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