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BILLCIPHERTRIANGLE β I DON'T TASTE LIKE F@*!}NG DORITOS
Published: 2015-07-28 23:58:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 2275; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 0
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I hate when people call you Dorito, Tortilla, or any chip at that. You don't even look like one!
In fact, the first thing I thought of when I seen you was the dollar Bill.Β
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WHO DO YOU THINK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF A MASSIVE BILL PAPER SYSTEM TO DOMINATE THE WORLD? LOOK INTO THE BUCKS MY FRIEND! I'M WATCHING YOU RIGHT THERE!
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I think you are making him build a grudge against all triangular snackfood. Why does everybody want to know what he tastes like? The first time i read one of those questions, I kind-of cringed. It's an honest question but, who would want to eat a freakin' demonic triangle that could replace your bodily fluids with acid at any particular time for any reason? To be honest, I'm glad thatΒ at least he doesn't look like a leaf! Alex dodged that one.
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Me:ANIMA YOU WILL PAYYYYY!!!
Anima: o-oΒ
Me: Β
Justhadtoimsorry
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Bill, sometimes I think, that you're a cute doritoΒ
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SOMETIMES I THINK, YOUR FUTURE IS HILARIOUS.
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I know it, cute dorito <Π
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Good! Hey bill! What if dip stole your top hat........
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay die
MY NICKNAME DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
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You could make good Money (to buy Gold) if you sell Dorito Bags with your Picture on it. Called "Mystery Snack"
>v>
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I DONT NEED TO BUY GOLD, YOU DO.
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THEN THIS IS MY NEW BUSINESS IDEA, BRO!
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Well dang Bill there's no need to waste food now.
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Burn dorito, burn. Burn in that fire. But Alex said no one ever dared to lick you , and you don't have a mouth, so do you actually taste like anything?Β Β Or is it just unknown?
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BUY A BAG OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE AND MIX IT UP WITH SOME COBALT-60, THEN TAKE THE MIX AND AND MAKE A DOG INFECTED BY T VIRUS SWALLOW IT AND IF YOU SURVIVE THROUGH ALL OF THAT JUST EAT THE WHOLE THING AND YOU MIGHT FIND OUT WHAT I TASTE LIKE.
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...Sounds legit.Β Β But then it'll turn into an internet challenge like ice bucket challenge or that weird rainbow milk challenge.
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THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER!
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If you're not a Dorito
Then you taste like Illuminati
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Bill:*sighs*
Me: Illuminati doesn't have a taste...
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Illuminati has a taste if you imagine it Β Β
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Bill: BOB!!!
Spongebob: Cousin Bill!!!
Me: Haha! I'm sorry universe!!
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I was ganna ask that if i had the chance XDDDDD
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what, you couldn't turn it into some horrific lovecraftian dorito monster? be creative, i came here for entertainment.
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I DON'T EXIST FOR YOUR HUMAN ENTERTAINMENT.
THAT'S ALEX'S JOB.
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Is there any particular reason why you hate Doritos,Β Bill?
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OH, DON'T GET ME WRONG! I DON'T HATE DORITOS, IT'S JUST THE DORITO JOKE WHAT I'M STARTING TO HATE. DORITOS ARE SO UNORIGINAL.
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What about tortilla chips then?
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IT'S THE SAME DANG THING, THEY REALLY ARE STUPID IF THEY THINK STEALING THE RECIPES AND CHANGING THE NAME IS GOING TO MAKE THE TASTE TOO DIFFERENT, HMM MAKES ME MISS USING HUMAN VESSELS JUST TO EAT, OLD TIMES..
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That reminds me of another question, did you used to be human at one point, or something close?Β
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YES, I POURED SODA ON MY EYES AND STABBED FORKS IN MY ARMS!
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You are just one little happy ray of sunshine aren't you.
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Lol w0t XD *throws fabulous on both bills and :-* lol
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>:-D *has snake eyes* cuz Bruh XD
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XD I'm watching bills birthday again T_T *runs in circles* BRUH ITS NIGHT AND I GO CRAZY *has dat grin with fangs* WOOOOOOO *sits on Bills top hat for 2 seconds and slithers up random tree* 8D WOOOOOOOOOO
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O___O //has no response//
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